like fa ra ra ra ra
flied lice?
Oh hey!!
This is fun
MIM needs to go to the Honky Tonk for some two-stepping.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Iām up, and itās always pretty. [/quote]
Has anyone poidhād this yet?
Speaking of Chinese accentsā¦my floorperson today asked me if I had accidentally exposed a card but it sounded like he was asking me if the card had exploded:
Benny: Was the card explode?
Me: ā¦
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Speaking of Chinese accentsā¦my floorperson today asked me if I had accidentally exposed a card but it sounded like he was asking me if the card had exploded:
Benny: Was the card explode?
Me: ā¦
:|[/quote]
Doll hairsā¦cracks me up every time.
^ BC pray for may Dad he is working in Oklahoma.
Love you dad, God will take care of you.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Also, itāll be past the marriage time that I do that. Then, naked time is anytime.[/quote]
Thats what I am talking about, but word of advice. Dont cook the bacon naked, dick burns are hard on the sex life.
Congrats by the way BYU never, never ever forget that if you put God first and then your wife second everything will great. I may get flamed for this but my grandparents have been married over 50 years and they have lived by this. [/quote]
Iāve gotten nailed quite a few times by the tiny grease dropsā¦ I like it!
What if iām not a god fearing person? Am I doomed?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Also, itāll be past the marriage time that I do that. Then, naked time is anytime.[/quote]
Thats what I am talking about, but word of advice. Dont cook the bacon naked, dick burns are hard on the sex life.
Congrats by the way BYU never, never ever forget that if you put God first and then your wife second everything will great. I may get flamed for this but my grandparents have been married over 50 years and they have lived by this. [/quote]
Iāve gotten nailed quite a few times by the tiny grease dropsā¦ I like it!
What if iām not a god fearing person? Am I doomed?[/quote]
Yes. 
But I would still pray for you IH
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Also, itāll be past the marriage time that I do that. Then, naked time is anytime.[/quote]
Thats what I am talking about, but word of advice. Dont cook the bacon naked, dick burns are hard on the sex life.
Congrats by the way BYU never, never ever forget that if you put God first and then your wife second everything will great. I may get flamed for this but my grandparents have been married over 50 years and they have lived by this. [/quote]
Iāve gotten nailed quite a few times by the tiny grease dropsā¦ I like it!
What if iām not a god fearing person? Am I doomed?[/quote]
Yes. But I would still pray for you IH
[/quote]
Thank god!
Waitā¦wut?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ BC pray for may Dad he is working in Oklahoma.
Love you dad, God will take care of you.[/quote]
Will do.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Switch to dogs for one second![/quote]
That cracked me up. Needed that.
Thanks
lol. nutella is crack!
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ BC pray for may Dad he is working in Oklahoma.
Love you dad, God will take care of you.[/quote]
Will do.[/quote]
Thanks
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
donāt flame me it was on membase![/quote]
Its okay Toots. Quick story.
My real father left my mom when I was 2 years old, killed himself when I was about 4. The man I call my real father married my mom and adopted me when I was 3. My fatherās family never accepted me as a part of the family and he moved out of state because of this. He was there for me my whole life. I admire him and try to be the best man I can be because of him. Not to make you feel bad, but to me this is not just a flippant request.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
donāt flame me it was on membase![/quote]
Its okay Toots. Quick story.
My real father left my mom when I was 2 years old, killed himself when I was about 4. The man I call my real father married my mom and adopted me when I was 3. My fatherās family never accepted me as a part of the family and he moved out of state because of this. He was there for me my whole life. I admire him and try to be the best man I can be because of him. Not to make you feel bad, but to me this is not just a flippant request. [/quote]
Iām sure youāre a bad ass husband and father, man
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Switch to dogs for one second![/quote]
Oh, yeah? Wellā¦
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
donāt flame me it was on membase![/quote]
Its okay Toots. Quick story.
My real father left my mom when I was 2 years old, killed himself when I was about 4. The man I call my real father married my mom and adopted me when I was 3. My fatherās family never accepted me as a part of the family and he moved out of state because of this. He was there for me my whole life. I admire him and try to be the best man I can be because of him. Not to make you feel bad, but to me this is not just a flippant request. [/quote]
Hope everything turns out OK with your dad. ( :