just for the big kitty and his love of christmas, and probably the sweaters that come with it.
Hollister? isn’t that where you keep your gun?
Toots, who the hell do you contact for a restraining order against a monster? what kind of connections YOU got?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Toots, who the hell do you contact for a restraining order against a monster? what kind of connections YOU got?[/quote]
I have plenty of connections! But usually you have to put up your own soul to save someone else.
[quote]majik wrote:
Hollister? isn’t that where you keep your gun?[/quote]
Hehe.
[quote]majik wrote:
Hollister? isn’t that where you keep your gun?[/quote]
Okay, I laughted out loud… At a client’s office.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Toots, who the hell do you contact for a restraining order against a monster? what kind of connections YOU got?[/quote]
I have plenty of connections! But usually you have to put up your own soul to save someone else.[/quote]
oh, you mean Satan? Ahhh, HE is your protection?
wow
I found a way to have my cake and eat it too!
Usually if I have a piece of cake after my lunch, I have a horrible crash in the afternoon and I’m ready to sleep at my desk.
But, if I eat my monstrous piece of chocolate cake before lunch, wait about 15-20 minutes until I get a hint of a crash, then eat my lunch slowly, no crash! Yay!
[quote]debraD wrote:
I found a way to have my cake and eat it too!
Usually if I have a piece of cake after my lunch, I have a horrible crash in the afternoon and I’m ready to sleep at my desk.
But, if I eat my monstrous piece of chocolate cake before lunch, wait about 15-20 minutes until I get a hint of a crash, then eat my lunch slowly, no crash! Yay![/quote]
dessert first, genius! got any mor of that cake?
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]majik wrote:
Hollister? isn’t that where you keep your gun?[/quote]
Hehe.[/quote]
Oh that place… went in there once, wanted to be an ass and see if anything they sold would fit me. Don’t think I’d even fit into their xxl… if they make that.
[quote]majik wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]majik wrote:
Hollister? isn’t that where you keep your gun?[/quote]
Hehe.[/quote]
Oh that place… went in there once, wanted to be an ass and see if anything they sold would fit me. Don’t think I’d even fit into their xxl… if they make that.[/quote]
Yeah, they only go up to large on bettys. LOL. I need to stop knowing so much about this store!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Toots, who the hell do you contact for a restraining order against a monster? what kind of connections YOU got?[/quote]
I have plenty of connections! But usually you have to put up your own soul to save someone else.[/quote]
oh, you mean Satan? Ahhh, HE is your protection?
wow[/quote]
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. (:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Toots, who the hell do you contact for a restraining order against a monster? what kind of connections YOU got?[/quote]
I have plenty of connections! But usually you have to put up your own soul to save someone else.[/quote]
oh, you mean Satan? Ahhh, HE is your protection?
wow[/quote]
The first rule of Hollister is, you do not talk about Hollister. (:[/quote]
The second rule is, you don’t go there. Ever. Now stop it Toots…STOP IT!
For Toots:
^^ Beans’ thoughts on the Hollister Co.^^
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Toots, who the hell do you contact for a restraining order against a monster? what kind of connections YOU got?[/quote]
I have plenty of connections! But usually you have to put up your own soul to save someone else.[/quote]
oh, you mean Satan? Ahhh, HE is your protection?
wow[/quote]
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. (:[/quote]
D E V A S T A T E
Damn preppies and the hollister.
waits for South Park Goth Kids and Hot Topic joke
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Most amazing shit EVAH[/quote]
Beans:
Does that stapler actually go through 20 sheets of 20lb paper with normal staples?
Yep i nailed my last final. Now i can relax and catch up on some much needed sleep.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Most amazing shit EVAH[/quote]
I have a more diesel one at work, will post pic tomorrow if i remember (currently in a robotussin/niquil/other cold and flu shit haze)
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Most amazing shit EVAH[/quote]
Beans:
Does that stapler actually go through 20 sheets of 20lb paper with normal staples?[/quote]
This fucking thing could staple your fingers to your ball sack with zero effort from the other hand.
It is the most amazing office supply I have ever had the pleasure to operate.
I would have sex with it, if it had a vagina