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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Dude I started to write my answer then decided its too depressing.[/quote]

Here is the deal. You spill your guts and I will be sympathetic, which is rare, and also tell an equally shitty life detail. Trust me I have plenty.

In other news, the giant fat kid was at the gym tonight, I was pretty pumped to see him. So happy for that dude.

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Oh sure why not, its just the internet we’re all friends here right?

Um ok well I was in a long relationship like four years and the sex fucking sucked. Dude was laziest lover wver total starfish. Was with him for other reasons. So yeah no need to send pics of the goods to him.

So yeah that was like 03 to 07.

Then I got sick. Very sick this is the thyroid disease I’ve talked about before. Sex not exactly a priority when can barely function. I only just got better spring this year really feeling well again like end of may beginning of june. Have no lover!

So yeah depressing short story is “no one to send them to”

(I am not saying I have not had sex in that time)[/quote]

I tell all my young friends not to get married for sex. It becomes very secondary to everyday life. But it is still very very important.

SO get this. I was 21 and the chick I was living with at the time was 30. She breaks up with me, and I move on campus. I start talking to this attractive field hockey bi chick and her “roommate”. My ex wants to hook up for some fucking. Long story short, sex with ex was still mediocre at this point, Bi chick finds out, stops talking to me like that and friend zones me.

So I’m stuck with sub-par sex from my ex. And no freaky 3 way with college athlete chicks with amazing skills.

ex ends up cheating on me.

I take her back when she comes crawling back again, just to lead her on for like 18 months, and then break her heart, take advantage of in bed, and fuck her over.

So… I’m a horrible person that has made shitty choices.

You just took it in the pooper from fate.

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Hey deb! I just wandered over to the SAMA forums… what a place!

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Dude I started to write my answer then decided its too depressing.[/quote]

Here is the deal. You spill your guts and I will be sympathetic, which is rare, and also tell an equally shitty life detail. Trust me I have plenty.

In other news, the giant fat kid was at the gym tonight, I was pretty pumped to see him. So happy for that dude.

[/quote]

Oh sure why not, its just the internet we’re all friends here right?

Um ok well I was in a long relationship like four years and the sex fucking sucked. Dude was laziest lover wver total starfish. Was with him for other reasons. So yeah no need to send pics of the goods to him.

So yeah that was like 03 to 07.

Then I got sick. Very sick this is the thyroid disease I’ve talked about before. Sex not exactly a priority when can barely function. I only just got better spring this year really feeling well again like end of may beginning of june. Have no lover!

So yeah depressing short story is “no one to send them to”

(I am not saying I have not had sex in that time)[/quote]

I tell all my young friends not to get married for sex. It becomes very secondary to everyday life. But it is still very very important.

SO get this. I was 21 and the chick I was living with at the time was 30. She breaks up with me, and I move on campus. I start talking to this attractive field hockey bi chick and her “roommate”. My ex wants to hook up for some fucking. Long story short, sex with ex was still mediocre at this point, Bi chick finds out, stops talking to me like that and friend zones me.

So I’m stuck with sub-par sex from my ex. And no freaky 3 way with college athlete chicks with amazing skills.

ex ends up cheating on me.

I take her back when she comes crawling back again, just to lead her on for like 18 months, and then break her heart, take advantage of in bed, and fuck her over.

So… I’m a horrible person that has made shitty choices.

You just took it in the pooper from fate.[/quote]

Fortunately I’ve had truly epic sex in my life… I’ve just had an unfortunately sub par hiatus.

Do believe great sex upcoming soon.
Or soonish.
or sometime, at least.

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[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey deb! I just wandered over to the SAMA forums… what a place![/quote]

Bud, if you ever lose this “good kid/innocence” quality you have, I swear to Joseph Smith, I’ll hunt you down and beat you senseless.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.

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SAMA can be interesting. BYU still behaves in there IH!

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
SAMA can be interesting. BYU still behaves in there IH![/quote]

Oh, I know… Hi Deb!

I meant that I’d hate to him lose that good-kid innocence that’s rare to find these days.

Nothing worse than jaded and bitter people.

Which reminds me… Did Beans go to bed? :stuck_out_tongue:

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey deb! I just wandered over to the SAMA forums… what a place![/quote]

Bud, if you ever lose this “good kid/innocence” quality you have, I swear to Joseph Smith, I’ll hunt you down and beat you senseless.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.[/quote]

I promise I won’t ever!

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[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey deb! I just wandered over to the SAMA forums… what a place![/quote]

Bud, if you ever lose this “good kid/innocence” quality you have, I swear to Joseph Smith, I’ll hunt you down and beat you senseless.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.[/quote]

I promise I won’t ever![/quote]

You’re a good egg BYU!

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[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey deb! I just wandered over to the SAMA forums… what a place![/quote]

Bud, if you ever lose this “good kid/innocence” quality you have, I swear to Joseph Smith, I’ll hunt you down and beat you senseless.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.[/quote]

I promise I won’t ever![/quote]

You’re a good egg BYU![/quote]

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[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey deb! I just wandered over to the SAMA forums… what a place![/quote]

Bud, if you ever lose this “good kid/innocence” quality you have, I swear to Joseph Smith, I’ll hunt you down and beat you senseless.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.[/quote]

I promise I won’t ever![/quote]

You’re a good egg BYU![/quote]
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Allegedly.

I kid I kid

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Been working on one of mt project for the past 2 days with very little sleep and I got until Friday to work on my next one. I am going to use this as an opportunity to find out if I can actually die from exhaustion.

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[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Been working on one of mt project for the past 2 days with very little sleep and I got until Friday to work on my next one. I am going to use this as an opportunity to find out if I can actually die from exhaustion.[/quote]

I have it on good aithprity that one cannot actually die of exhaustion.
one can, however go completely batshit crazy.

(And by good authority I DO mean personal experience)

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
This is meal time in our household…[/quote]

Lol.

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Eggs…yummy.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
You just took it in the pooper from fate.[/quote]

THIS^^ made me laugh. I must be on the same level as beans because I’ve gone back with someone to get the last twist of the knife. It doesn’t anyways work though.

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last, still sick.

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[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
last, still sick. [/quote]

That crap is going around, hope you feel better bass!

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DO NOT WANT what bass and IH have. Hope you feel better guys.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
last, still sick. [/quote]

That crap is going around, hope you feel better bass![/quote]

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Trying to wake up so i’m browsing Holy shit captions for the lulz and this captured some lulz.

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Morning everyone, guess i better start studying for my 8am final in applied anatomy. See y’all on the other side.

Crank this up and it’s pretty good.