Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller (24)

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Dide, where is PMPM’s penis? I want[/quote]
Sharpened it OFF, did you miss that?

Oh come on, how’s the timing on THAT work out? Damnit

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

Thankfully, for me, the tiger went through his mid-life crisis before we met. ;)[/quote]
So what color is his Corvette?[/quote]

LOL He did have a black sports car when we met but then his mom decided she wanted a new car, and since I can’t drive stick, he got rid of his black car and bought his mom’s car, which is a Toyota Corolla. It’s still nice: leather seats, sun/moon roof. [/quote]

It’s an Avalon, ya dink.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

Thankfully, for me, the tiger went through his mid-life crisis before we met. ;)[/quote]
So what color is his Corvette?[/quote]

LOL He did have a black sports car when we met but then his mom decided she wanted a new car, and since I can’t drive stick, he got rid of his black car and bought his mom’s car, which is a Toyota Corolla. It’s still nice: leather seats, sun/moon roof. [/quote]

It’s an Avalon, ya dink.[/quote]
Same thing, big pimpin!

[quote]four60 wrote:
HAHAHAAHAH, brother Sly owes you some money.[/quote]

Shit! I didn’t even know Sly was kicking around in movieland still.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Princess PMPM to client, on July 27: “Hey guise, we need to get this out by August 12, and I’m out of the office the first week of August, so please get me the info and we will get it out early! Yay!”

Client, two days after Princess PMPM leaves for PR: “Here’s the info, bitch! Wait! Why aren’t you there??? SOMEONE HELP ME!!!”

Princess PMPM via email to colleague: “Dude! Cover me!”

Colleague: “Bitch, yo covered!!! File Clerk, make me a fuckin’ envelope and mail this shit!”

August 16

File Clerk: “Yo, we got this letter back, looks like I did a typo on the envelope, my bad.”

Seriously. Your one fucking job is to mail my shit and not screw it up. Now, I am just praying the other side doesn’t realize we kind of missed that deadline.[/quote]

That sucks and I think you should change your name to Princess PMPM!

What’s the Court Rule exception on service when you have idiots in the mail room? There’s an exception, right??? :wink:

IH I have not heard anyone called a dink in forever!!

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Dide, where is PMPM’s penis? I want[/quote]
Sharpened it OFF, did you miss that?
[/quote]

I just licked the shavings off the floor.

Ode to rocky horror!

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
What’s the Court Rule exception on service when you have idiots in the mail room? There’s an exception, right??? :wink:

IH I have not heard anyone called a dink in forever!![/quote]

Court stuff is e-filed, or I have a paralegal handle it. This was just a letter, in response to a request for a meeting. Had to be out by the 12th or he was allowed to notice and call the meeting on his own. I argue the initial letter was not an appropriate request for a meeting, and so really the timeline never started running, but I still wanted the letter out before the theoretical timeline ended.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Ode to rocky horror![/quote]

I will devour you.

Yes, I saw the movie this weekend.

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Yes, I saw the movie this weekend.[/quote]

You too shall be devoured.

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
What’s the Court Rule exception on service when you have idiots in the mail room? There’s an exception, right??? :wink:

IH I have not heard anyone called a dink in forever!![/quote]

It’s a favorite of mine.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Ode to rocky horror![/quote]

I will devour you.[/quote]

Sounds spicy!

morse code fail…sry gize

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Ode to rocky horror![/quote]

I will devour you.[/quote]

Ao you’re asking for hot sauce on it?
Sounds spicy![/quote]