My roommate’s boyfriend made me breakfast this morning. I like him more than I like her. She’s a reclusive hermit who never comes out of her room and only eats frozen pizzas. He actually has a (bit of) personality. Regardless, he made bacon so he’s okay in my books.
[quote]Court wrote:
My roommate’s boyfriend made me breakfast this morning. I like him more than I like her. She’s a reclusive hermit who never comes out of her room and only eats frozen pizzas. He actually has a (bit of) personality. Regardless, he made bacon so he’s okay in my books.[/quote]
Her stomach’s going to hurt later, then she’ll pass out and wake up duct taped to a water heater in a basement on some island that nobody’s heard of, and we’ll never hear from her again. NTTAWWT
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Her stomach’s going to hurt later, then she’ll pass out and wake up duct taped to a water heater in a basement on some island that nobody’s heard of, and we’ll never hear from her again. NTTAWWT[/quote]
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Her stomach’s going to hurt later, then she’ll pass out and wake up duct taped to a water heater in a basement on some island that nobody’s heard of, and we’ll never hear from her again. NTTAWWT[/quote]
Did you just cross from funny to scary?[/quote]
No, I’m not the one that made her breakfast. Well, i made it, but then ate it when she refused to get outta bed, so this other dude made some, and probably roofy’d that shit