Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller? (16)

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:
It could have been worse… he could have chosen to masturbate instead of touching you while you were lying naked next to him in bed the first time the two of you ever got naked together. Yeah that happened. Told you I have you beat :slight_smile:

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wtf? does not compute![/quote]

Joyce, honey, I does not compute either.

It happened 2 nights in a row when I was visiting. The second time he said something along the lines of “does this excite you?” I replied “Ummm to be honest, there’s not much for me to be excited about”. He paused for about 10 seconds and then continued masturbating. We haven’t talked since that weekend.

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Damn, there’s some fucking LAME dudes out there! Nobody from here though, I’m sure, but damn. Turned down for a fucking game? Tugging it while laying next to a naked chick? WTF? Man…world’s coming to an end faster than a WOL SMASH in a thread with too many big words!

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[quote]Court wrote:
The second time he said something along the lines of “does this excite you?” I replied “Ummm to be honest, there’s not much for me to be excited about”. He paused for about 10 seconds and then continued masturbating. We haven’t talked since that weekend.[/quote]

LOL!!!

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I have been 5 MILES from a guy who wanted to fire up a cam instead of actually meeting me in person. Really??? Social retard.

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I have been 5 MILES from a guy who wanted to fire up a cam instead of actually meeting me in person. Really??? Social retard.[/quote]

Maybe he was on his period?

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I have been 5 MILES from a guy who wanted to fire up a cam instead of actually meeting me in person. Really??? Social retard.[/quote]

Maybe he was on his period?[/quote]

yes that’s it

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That’s actually a good point, many men who are MANstruating or going through MANopause, will be complete douchers…or so I’ve heard

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
That’s actually a good point, many men who are MANstruating or going through MANopause, will be complete douchers…or so I’ve heard[/quote]

too much estrogen and not enough testosterone. that’s why i like hanging around here :wink: the testosterone flows.

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So Court, what’s up? Fall asleep making them sammiches? Or remembering back to a time when you laid next to a dude who’d rather toss himself than you?

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I want a beer so BADLY! Must fight urge to drink! FIGHT IT!!!

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I want a beer so BADLY! Must fight urge to drink! FIGHT IT!!![/quote]

Why fight it Wol? Sorry, I’m kind of a bad influence on people, or so I hear

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[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:
It could have been worse… he could have chosen to masturbate instead of touching you while you were lying naked next to him in bed the first time the two of you ever got naked together. Yeah that happened. Told you I have you beat :slight_smile:

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wtf? does not compute![/quote]

Joyce, honey, I does not compute either.

It happened 2 nights in a row when I was visiting. The second time he said something along the lines of “does this excite you?” I replied “Ummm to be honest, there’s not much for me to be excited about”. He paused for about 10 seconds and then continued masturbating. We haven’t talked since that weekend.[/quote]

That’s fucked up lol

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So Court, what’s up? Fall asleep making them sammiches? Or remembering back to a time when you laid next to a dude who’d rather toss himself than you?
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Sorry, got distracted for a bit… I’m back though :slight_smile:

I’d rather not remember that, but thanks for bringing it up again inky…

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Night all. Hai Trav. Bye Trav.

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I want a beer so BADLY! Must fight urge to drink! FIGHT IT!!![/quote]

Why fight it Wol? Sorry, I’m kind of a bad influence on people, or so I hear[/quote]

They stop serving beer at 2am and I have to drive to the nearest store to get beer.

Its too late now.

On a side note, this thread has turned into a sausagefest. No pch2, no Court, no PMPM, no trav…all the ladies are gone.

EDIT: Nevermind. The ladies have returned. Trav and Court are back. Attydeb took off, though.

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Haha, trav’s back though, see ^^^

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[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
So Court, what’s up? Fall asleep making them sammiches? Or remembering back to a time when you laid next to a dude who’d rather toss himself than you?
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Sorry, got distracted for a bit… I’m back though :slight_smile:

I’d rather not remember that, but thanks for bringing it up again inky…[/quote]
That’s cool, welcome back. It’s gettin late, looks like Wol’s gunna win for staying up all night again

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I want a beer so BADLY! Must fight urge to drink! FIGHT IT!!![/quote]

Why fight it Wol? Sorry, I’m kind of a bad influence on people, or so I hear[/quote]

You ARE a bad influence on people!

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I want a beer so BADLY! Must fight urge to drink! FIGHT IT!!![/quote]

Why fight it Wol? Sorry, I’m kind of a bad influence on people, or so I hear[/quote]

They stop serving beer at 2am and I have to drive to the nearest store to get beer.

Its too late now.

On a side note, this thread has turned into a sausagefest. No pch2, no Court, no PMPM, no trav…all the ladies are gone.

EDIT: Nevermind. The ladies have returned. Trav and Court are back. Attydeb took off, though.[/quote]

What’s up sugar boobz?

I just finished a long night drive through a bunch of rain, they’re gonna call me tomorrow to tell me if I got the the job. Fingers crossed.

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Haha, trav’s back though, see ^^[1]

Yay! Trav’s back! How’d the interview go? You missed out on another MMF opportunity tonight by the way…

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