Ever Feel Like a Threadkiller (10)

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
GAH. my supps came today within the 20 minute time period that nobody happened to be home. So UPS dude leaves and i get a call letting me know he’ll be back between 8am-7pm…

I’m going to leave a note telling him to sign off on the package himself and then throw the box over the fence.[/quote]

If I take the redeye there can I convince you to stay home and in bed all day? You’ll be around to sign for your package at least…

I leave you kids alone for a few hours and this what happens?!?!?! LOL.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
… I could be using him for an avatar by Saturday, depending on how tonight & Friday’s game go.[/quote]

I never doubted 'em for a minute. :!.

harhar I gets 2 bench press soon

[quote]Court wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
GAH. my supps came today within the 20 minute time period that nobody happened to be home. So UPS dude leaves and i get a call letting me know he’ll be back between 8am-7pm…

I’m going to leave a note telling him to sign off on the package himself and then throw the box over the fence.[/quote]

If I take the redeye there can I convince you to stay home and in bed all day? You’ll be around to sign for your package at least…[/quote]

You spell cholorform like convince?

I’m always able to convince girls to go home with me

Is there any way to make my rib cage tougher? If I get squeezed hard, it hurts for days. Like some way to support the floaters?

Get someone to inject your bones with adamantium

Then if someone squeezes you, you can stab them

Real answer would be to supplement with calcium VitaminD and joint support minerals (glucosamine sulphate or w/e) if you aren’t already

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
… I could be using him for an avatar by Saturday, depending on how tonight & Friday’s game go.[/quote]

I never doubted 'em for a minute. :!.[/quote]

Even I know about the double overtime!

Good morning everyone! I don’t know how to make coffee, but I will go to dunkin donuts if you want.

yawn

How do you not know how to make coffee?

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Get someone to inject your bones with adamantium

Then if someone squeezes you, you can stab them

Real answer would be to supplement with calcium VitaminD and joint support minerals (glucosamine sulphate or w/e) if you aren’t already[/quote]

I think if I had magic healing skills I wouldn’t have the problem in the first place.

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
How do you not know how to make coffee?[/quote]

There are plenty of other things she does know how to do. Wink wink

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
How do you not know how to make coffee?[/quote]

There are plenty of other things she does know how to do. Wink wink[/quote]

Like making a sammich? wink wink

jk I luvz toots :slight_smile:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
yawn[/quote]

thhhhhppptptptptptttt

pours coffee for all

I fucking love my job today…

NOT REALLY.

Ball busting like a mofo. They will be dust by noon.

No more balls for beans

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
pours coffee for all[/quote]

Thanks mom

Toots, where is my sammich?

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
How do you not know how to make coffee?[/quote]

There are plenty of other things she does know how to do. Wink wink[/quote]

Like making a sammich? wink wink

jk I luvz toots :)[/quote]

I never tried coffee before. But now that I think of it, I used to have to make coffee when I worked overnights at a ghetto 7/11. That was fun. Really.

You better luvz me or you might end up in a situation involving surprize buttsecks and a sammich!!!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
How do you not know how to make coffee?[/quote]

There are plenty of other things she does know how to do. Wink wink[/quote]

Like making a sammich? wink wink

jk I luvz toots :)[/quote]

I never tried coffee before. But now that I think of it, I used to have to make coffee when I worked overnights at a ghetto 7/11. That was fun. Really.

You better luvz me or you might end up in a situation involving surprize buttsecks and a sammich!!!
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