[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Pay attention to me !!![/quote]
MORE SHOES![/quote]
I got nothing here. Do you like toe rings?[/quote]
Toe rings are nice
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
ok, gimme cheesesteak first![/quote]
Bass haz cheesesteak
we split after we beatz him[/quote]
ok, first I have to go to the gym to get pumped up. [/quote]
Bass haz no cheesesteak. Worm’s butt still has it all.
I think I’m getting sick. Woke up this morning with a super sore throat. I’ve been struggling just to stay afloat with all the work I have to do so it’s not surprising, but it’s definitely annoying. I’m also beyond exhausted but I think I get to sleep in tomorrow. Just have to make it through one more long ass day first 
RE: Lindsy Lohan
It’s not like I would date her either. Just I have some thing for her, as I have explained.
I couldn’t date someone that can’t turn it off and on. I can’t bring a coke whore binge drinker to a work function. Nor can I be standing there with a client that makes 35 million a year and have to worry about my date saying cunt, or calling my client a pretentious prick. Ya dig? She has to have tact, and understand she can’t just say what is on her mind all the time. (I couldn’t bring any of my friends to work functions either. I’m not trying to say men aren’t just as bad, blah blah blah…)
The saying “lady in the street, but a freak in the bed” comes to mind.
So Ms. Lohan would jsut be a hit it and split.
As I’ve said before, if I don’t post in this thread, it falls apart. The threakilling magic is dark and lives within me. You need me!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
… I can’t bring a coke whore binge drinker to a work function. Nor can I be standing there with a client that makes 35 million a year and have to worry about my date saying cunt, or calling my client a pretentious prick… [/quote]
Sigh…there goes my dream of dating beans…
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
As I’ve said before, if I don’t post in this thread, it falls apart. The threakilling magic is dark and lives within me. You need me![/quote]
Can I borrow your book on threadkilling magic? I’ve been looking all over the place…
Good morning! I have my phone interview in an hour!
I love drama queens so I’d be all over lohan. It would be awesome. Plus, I think she will turn out fine in the long run. I heard on a tv at work that she’s having money issues and that usually turns people around quick.
I think beans isn’t thinking that she’ll ever mature, isn’t she like a week over 21 or around there? Shit, I still act like that for the most part but I’m sure I won’t (at least in serious situations) when I need to step it up.
Fuck, do some coke and party harder than other people while you’re young and you’re labeled a horrible retard forever though, huh?
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
As I’ve said before, if I don’t post in this thread, it falls apart. The threakilling magic is dark and lives within me. You need me![/quote]
Can I borrow your book on threadkilling magic? I’ve been looking all over the place…[/quote]
IDK, man. Can you handle the power? Most go insane upon touching it.
Kick ass, Greenie!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
(Yawn…)
Mornin…got any coffee MIM?
Wha’d I miss?[/quote]
Hey you!!! Where the heck have you been?!?!?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
(Yawn…)
Mornin…got any coffee MIM?
Wha’d I miss?[/quote]
- Shave
- Button up that shirt
- Tighten that tie
- Comb your hair,
Hippie
Good luck, Greeny!!!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
RE: Lindsy Lohan
It’s not like I would date her either. Just I have some thing for her, as I have explained.
I couldn’t date someone that can’t turn it off and on. I can’t bring a coke whore binge drinker to a work function. Nor can I be standing there with a client that makes 35 million a year and have to worry about my date saying cunt, or calling my client a pretentious prick. Ya dig? She has to have tact, and understand she can’t just say what is on her mind all the time. (I couldn’t bring any of my friends to work functions either. I’m not trying to say men aren’t just as bad, blah blah blah…)
The saying “lady in the street, but a freak in the bed” comes to mind.
So Ms. Lohan would jsut be a hit it and split. [/quote]
But what if those phrases come up conversationally?
Client A: What’s that smell?
Girl: Oh that’s me. My cunt is a little drippy from Beans busting a fat ass nut all up in
there while you were taking that conference call.
Client A: I want you to handle all my bid-niss!
Or…
Beans: I’d like to introduce you to Mr. Kobayashi; a potential client.
Girl (bowing and then pulling at her eyelids): Confucius say man with big wallet hiding tiny
plick.
In the second case, she didn’t actually use the word “prick” so that would be OK, right?
crosses fingers and hopes I still have a chance
The saying “lady in the street, but a freak in the bed” comes to mind.
Damn right
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Pay attention to me !!![/quote]
makes eye contact and lifts shirt
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
Client A: What’s that smell?
Girl: Oh that’s me. My cunt is a little drippy from Beans busting a fat ass nut all up in
there while you were taking that conference call.
Client A: I want you to handle all my bid-niss!
[/quote]
LOL
You have nice shoes.
Half day bitches!!! I’m outta work at 1:00. Woot!
I’m baaaaack…
where’s Trav? Beans, gimme my chesse steak or I punch you in the junk!!