[quote]pch2 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
I like wetodded…that’s my word.
tard.
Fucktard?[/quote]
Sounds almost illegal.
Sort of like bad, sloppy, drunk sex.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Seriously guys, I usually don’t come across that blond!!! I only lame excuse can be that I only spend a few minutes at a time in work online so I’m not considered a slacker so…
a million thank yous to imhungry. I would post a hot chick picture to make it up to you but I’m a comp-u-tard.
XOXO[/quote]
I thought you were a redhead? Your avatar is very misleading.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
pch2 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
I like wetodded…that’s my word.
tard.
Fucktard?
Sounds almost illegal.
Sort of like bad, sloppy, drunk sex.[/quote]
The words bad and sex should never be used together by a man.
Or a woman for that matter. Sex is just great.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
imhungry wrote:
pch2 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
I like wetodded…that’s my word.
tard.
Fucktard?
Sounds almost illegal.
Sort of like bad, sloppy, drunk sex.
The words bad and sex should never be used together by a man.
Or a woman for that matter. Sex is just great.[/quote]
Gotta disagree with the statement “bad and sex should never be used together by a man.”
Examples?
Anything that happens in a prison.
Hooking up with a chick that you later find out is a cousin.
Sex that ends up with a visit to the emergency room because you rolled off the bed and fell onto a beer bottle, standing up.
Broken condom.
Any other examples?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Seriously guys, I usually don’t come across that blond!!! I only lame excuse can be that I only spend a few minutes at a time in work online so I’m not considered a slacker so…
a million thank yous to imhungry. I would post a hot chick picture to make it up to you but I’m a comp-u-tard.
XOXO
I thought you were a redhead? Your avatar is very misleading.[/quote]
I only have the attitude of a fiery redhead. In real life, I look sweet and innocent. I feel bad for anyone who falls for this trick. I would try to insert the pic from my profile, but see above. (^:
[quote]LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Makavali wrote:
imhungry wrote:
pch2 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
I like wetodded…that’s my word.
tard.
Fucktard?
Sounds almost illegal.
Sort of like bad, sloppy, drunk sex.
The words bad and sex should never be used together by a man.
Or a woman for that matter. Sex is just great.
Gotta disagree with the statement “bad and sex should never be used together by a man.”
Examples?
Anything that happens in a prison.
Hooking up with a chick that you later find out is a cousin.
Sex that ends up with a visit to the emergency room because you rolled off the bed and fell onto a beer bottle, standing up.
Broken condom.
Any other examples?
;)[/quote]
The air-bags deploy? (well, maybe)
(Specially for un-named Kiwis)
Anything that ends in hearing: “If you don’t get the hell away from my sheep, I’m getting my gun!”
I’ve actually had “please let this hurry up and be over” sex before…and faked it so it would be and I could go home. I hate it when hotties have no clue what the f* to do in bed.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
imhungry wrote:
pch2 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
I like wetodded…that’s my word.
tard.
Fucktard?
Sounds almost illegal.
Sort of like bad, sloppy, drunk sex.
The words bad and sex should never be used together by a man.
Or a woman for that matter. Sex is just great.[/quote]
Sorry. 
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Seriously guys, I usually don’t come across that blond!!! I only lame excuse can be that I only spend a few minutes at a time in work online so I’m not considered a slacker so…
a million thank yous to imhungry. I would post a hot chick picture to make it up to you but I’m a comp-u-tard.
XOXO
I thought you were a redhead? Your avatar is very misleading.
I only have the attitude of a fiery redhead. In real life, I look sweet and innocent. I feel bad for anyone who falls for this trick. I would try to insert the pic from my profile, but see above. (^:[/quote]
Tard-'Tude
BOOmBASTIIC!
So, if you happen to be picking up a bag of sand & some duct tape at Home Depot, because you’re too cheap to buy a real medicine ball, and the little 16 year old girl asks “What are you doing with that?”, the correct response is never, never, repeat NEVER, “Too many kittens.”
It sure sounded funny in my head before saying it though.
Glad I paid cash…
say wha?
say wha?
You make a small cut in an old basketball, use a funnel to fill it with sand, then really, really tape it shut. It makes a ‘grippy’ medicine ball.
Or, you take a bag, get your excess kittens, put them in the bag with some ballast, find a river…
Or you just duct tape them to a 25# bag of sand & run.
I apologize, hyoouge hyouge carb deficit talking here.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
So, if you happen to be picking up a bag of sand & some duct tape at Home Depot, because you’re too cheap to buy a real medicine ball, and the little 16 year old girl asks “What are you doing with that?”, the correct response is never, never, repeat NEVER, “Too many kittens.”
It sure sounded funny in my head before saying it though.
Glad I paid cash…[/quote]
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
So, if you happen to be picking up a bag of sand & some duct tape at Home Depot, because you’re too cheap to buy a real medicine ball, and the little 16 year old girl asks “What are you doing with that?”, the correct response is never, never, repeat NEVER, “Too many kittens.”
It sure sounded funny in my head before saying it though.
Glad I paid cash…
[/quote]
Sorry, Tiger! [wince]
[quote]LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Makavali wrote:
imhungry wrote:
pch2 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
I like wetodded…that’s my word.
tard.
Fucktard?
Sounds almost illegal.
Sort of like bad, sloppy, drunk sex.
The words bad and sex should never be used together by a man.
Or a woman for that matter. Sex is just great.
Gotta disagree with the statement “bad and sex should never be used together by a man.”
Examples?
Anything that happens in a prison.
Hooking up with a chick that you later find out is a cousin.
Sex that ends up with a visit to the emergency room because you rolled off the bed and fell onto a beer bottle, standing up.
Broken condom.
Any other examples?
;)[/quote]
You’re so negative.
I’m breaking up with you.
Snausages.
It’s Bacooooon!!
[quote]Makavali wrote:
LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Makavali wrote:
imhungry wrote:
pch2 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
mom-in-MD wrote:
I like wetodded…that’s my word.
tard.
Fucktard?
Sounds almost illegal.
Sort of like bad, sloppy, drunk sex.
The words bad and sex should never be used together by a man.
Or a woman for that matter. Sex is just great.
Gotta disagree with the statement “bad and sex should never be used together by a man.”
Examples?
Anything that happens in a prison.
Hooking up with a chick that you later find out is a cousin.
Sex that ends up with a visit to the emergency room because you rolled off the bed and fell onto a beer bottle, standing up.
Broken condom.
Any other examples?
You’re so negative.
I’m breaking up with you.[/quote]
Jeez…I thought I was one of the only ones.