Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer?

[quote]pch2 wrote:
You should be John Redcorn![/quote]

At first glance, my contact lens slipped, and I read that as John Rectum.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
pch2 wrote:
You should be John Redcorn!

At first glance, my contact lens slipped, and I read that as John Rectum.[/quote]

Rectum…damn near killed em!!!

my son sprayed my perfume under his armpits…haha!!

you all are in so much trouble!! Did I kill the thread last night?

Nothing to say? Anyone?

you gotta help me, I have boring homework that I’m trying to avoid…

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you all are in so much trouble!! Did I kill the thread last night?

Nothing to say? Anyone?

you gotta help me, I have boring homework that I’m trying to avoid…[/quote]

It’s gotta be down a month to be dead.

[quote]pch2 wrote:

It’s gotta be down a month to be dead. [/quote]

There’ll always be someone to break out the Horny Goat Weed.

(zombie surfing a few nights ago led to a page postulating it’s being more effective than the little blue rhomboid).
Cough, cough, not that that’s ever been a proble- eh who am I kidding?

sobs.

bawls.

later.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
pch2 wrote:

It’s gotta be down a month to be dead.

There’ll always be someone to break out the Horny Goat Weed.

(zombie surfing a few nights ago led to a page postulating it’s being more effective than the little blue rhomboid).
Cough, cough, not that that’s ever been a proble- eh who am I kidding?

sobs.

bawls.

later.

[/quote]

I keep picturing you as a teenager, and I didn’t think teenagers had those sorts of problems.

older than Jesus, as mature as the average 17 year old…

and re the blue pills;

ALL CAPS → screaming with, dripping with, horrifyingly typo-ed sarcasm.

No offense taken or intended though, no seriously…

I really need to remember, it goes:

  1. Think
  2. Preview
  3. Then post.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
I really need to remember, it goes:

  1. Think
  2. Preview
  3. Then post.[/quote]

No worries, this is the place to post dumb ass stuff!!

hell, I’ll give this thread a bump too.

to ensure it’s legacy, let me throw out something like “people shouldn’t curl in the squat rack”

:wink:

edit: double posted

evil and or possesed thread?

discuss.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
I really need to remember, it goes:

  1. Think
  2. Preview
  3. Then post.[/quote]

I don’t think it’s ever gone like that for anyone, gramps (see I’m going to post this without previewing or thinking!)

(snores)

[quote]pch2 wrote:

I don’t think it’s ever gone like that for anyone, gramps (see I’m going to post this without previewing or thinking!)[/quote]

re: gramps
Jesus = 33 yrs or so
;')

Blue lube.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Blue lube.[/quote]

Sounds… cold.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
pch2 wrote:

I don’t think it’s ever gone like that for anyone, gramps (see I’m going to post this without previewing or thinking!)

re: gramps
Jesus = 33 yrs or so
;')
[/quote]

So that means that I am grandma!!

I just found this picture, Hillary Williams.

Translation:
“If you don’t stop peeing the bed, Daddy’s going to let the scary old guy stick needles in you!”