[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
“I know our love is forbidden, but love isn’t supposed to makes sense!!”
“I do wish you could hug me back, though.”
Awkward silence
“You do love me, right?”
Awkward silence
“RIGHT!?!?!”
Sobs
Hey, I got dibs on that tree first.[/quote]
Bullshit.
I peed on it, therefore she’s mine.
Them’s the rules. Plus, there’s so many other trees in the woods, why go after the love of my life?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:

one of the UBC students I know has an iphone app that will make you solve simple math/word problems if you try to dial between certain hours on weekends, to discourage drinking & dialing.
That’s pretty bad, but funny!!
The iphone does it all.
I bought one for my gf for her birthday and she told me that she couldn’t accept it.
It was when they ran 6oo dollars.
I was less than thrilled.
I guess my offering to be your new GF would be way, way OOL…
It depends. What’s “OOL”?
[/quote]
“Out of Line” (turned into Mak-ronym for a bit)
Why the hell didn’t the pic post the first time?

Here, have this tree instead hungry.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Here, have this tree instead hungry.[/quote]
No, she’s a stick.
I’d break her in half, Tudels.

Trees = pwnt by ME! (well, HER, but you know…)
Kidzilla’s awake again. |'[

see, you really are killing me…my brain is turning to mush, and I keep repeating myself!
Here’s the other pic, but BIGGer…
I think
what?! No posts today?
slackers!!

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
what?! No posts today?
slackers!![/quote]
Agreed.
fuck you.
I’ll marry my lover in a place to admire
I don’t have to even ask her I can look in her eyes
And thank God that I am forgiven
I thank all my friends
To say I’ve been truer or they forgotten
Marry my mind is to say the least
Its been awful hard to just stand on my feet
I think I’ll slow down if I am able
I won’t drown in the ocean
For starving my place at the table
Lucky ones are we all 'til it is over
Everyone near and far
When you smile the sun it peaks through the clouds
Never die for always be around and around and around
How is your sister and what of your brother
Extend hellos to your father and mother
What in the world would cause you any sorrow
Like tea in your loaf
And see how I killed the wheelbarrow I borrowed
Lucky ones are we all til it is over
Everyone near and far
When you smile the sun it peaks through the clouds
Never die for always be around and around and around

another slow day in thread killer land…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Blech.[/quote]
Squirt.

WHERE’S MY MILK, BITCH???
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Blech.
Squirt.[/quote]
LOL!