Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer?

In the spirit of telling jokes:

Q: What has six balls and rapes the poor?

  • The Lottery

[quote]Makavali wrote:
pch2 wrote:
I can’t go to bed knowing you were the current winner.

It’s over between us.[/quote]

Good think, cause I don’t share…

Well, sometimes I do. But only for special occasions.

[quote]Christine wrote:
Well, sometimes I do. But only for special occasions.[/quote]

Define special.

This thread will be longer than Drivethruhero’s neck…

[quote]juanjromero wrote:
This thread will be longer than Drivethruhero’s neck…[/quote]

Soup bread Bowl!

[quote]Makavali wrote:
pch2 wrote:
I can’t go to bed knowing you were the current winner.

It’s over between us.[/quote]

I don’t think so.

"Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you"

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
pch2 wrote:
I can’t go to bed knowing you were the current winner.

It’s over between us.

I don’t think so.

"Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you"[/quote]

I met Sting once.

No, not really.

But I was stung by a bee.

Not really…it was a mosquito.

Am I cool now?

and the saga continues…

did you know there is a say on the internet:

that Drivethruhero once swallow a dollar coin, and when it reached his stomach it was just 90 cents, due to inflation and the long time it took to fall?

Does anyone else find ventriloquists dummies and clowns creepy?

{people who post pics of those things are lame}

[quote]ComixGuy wrote:
Does anyone else find ventriloquists dummies and clowns creepy?

{people who post pics of those things are lame}[/quote]

[quote]Christine wrote:
ComixGuy wrote:
Does anyone else find ventriloquists dummies and clowns creepy?

{people who post pics of those things are lame}

[/quote]

Reverse psychology works?

[quote]ComixGuy wrote:
Christine wrote:
ComixGuy wrote:
Does anyone else find ventriloquists dummies and clowns creepy?

{people who post pics of those things are lame}

Reverse psychology works?[/quote]

Just don’t tell me not to fuck you please.

[quote]Christine wrote:
ComixGuy wrote:
Christine wrote:
ComixGuy wrote:
Does anyone else find ventriloquists dummies and clowns creepy?

{people who post pics of those things are lame}

Reverse psychology works?

Just don’t tell me not to fuck you please.[/quote]

I don’t think you should fill this thread with pics of your grill.


Dirty, topless grill.

Oh, baby!

WHERE’S THE BEEF?

[quote]Christine wrote:
Dirty, topless grill.

Oh, baby![/quote]

That’s my grill, almost. 'cept I have one more rack up top.

I’m very ‘racky’.

[quote]Christine wrote:
Dirty, topless grill.

Oh, baby![/quote]

Die thread die!

Damn you all!

[quote]LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Christine wrote:
Dirty, topless grill.

Oh, baby!

That’s my grill, almost. 'cept I have one more rack up top.

I’m very ‘racky’.[/quote]

This means nothing without pictures.

Christine,

Such language…we hardly even know each other.