FAILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I was raped by an angel.
The next ten people to post here after this post like a stiff cock in them.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
The next ten people to post here after this post like a stiff cock in them.[/quote]
The next ten except for me.
No, that was to childish of a come back for me…
Its opposite day! And I’m rubber and your glue!
Much better.
[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:
I was raped by an angel. [/quote]
Your the first person I know of to call me an angel.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
The next ten people to post here after this post like a stiff cock in them.[/quote]
Wait, didn’t we try this with cork screwed goat cocks?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
The next ten people to post here after this post like a stiff cock in them.[/quote]
Yes please.
[quote]Christine wrote:
LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Christine wrote:
I think this sign is sexist. Why only fat chicks aren’t allowed. No one want to see a fat guy either.
Well, actually I thought that sign said “no fat guys wearing women’s bathing suits”.
Jeez…ASSume much?
Get it? Assume? Ass outta ume?
Who’s ume?[/quote]
Oh, don’t be coy. You know who Ume is.
Remember, she was in Kill Bill, I think.
Stop making an ass outta her with your comments about fat crossdressers on a beach!
I have to go sit down.
[quote]Christine wrote:
Makavali wrote:
The next ten people to post here after this post like a stiff cock in them.
Yes please.[/quote]
I see what you did there.
Sh*t! I just posted, didn’t I.
//no homo
It’s Uma not Ume.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
[/quote]
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
[quote]Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?[/quote]
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME. [/quote]
Are you calling me a he? I thought only those that like cock were allowed to reply now, or did we venture back to farm animals and I didn’t notice?
Oh and Ume is an Austin band.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME.
Are you calling me a he? I thought only those that like cock were allowed to reply now, or did we venture back to farm animals and I didn’t notice?
Oh and Ume is an Austin band.
[/quote]
You don’t have to be a she to like cock.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME.
Are you calling me a he? I thought only those that like cock were allowed to reply now, or did we venture back to farm animals and I didn’t notice?
Oh and Ume is an Austin band.
[/quote]
lol
[quote]Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME.
Are you calling me a he? I thought only those that like cock were allowed to reply now, or did we venture back to farm animals and I didn’t notice?
Oh and Ume is an Austin band.
You don’t have to be a she to like cock.
[/quote]
I know, but I was under the impression Nate was both male and didn’t like cock. I by no means am always right though.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME.
Are you calling me a he? I thought only those that like cock were allowed to reply now, or did we venture back to farm animals and I didn’t notice?
Oh and Ume is an Austin band.
You don’t have to be a she to like cock.
I know, but I was under the impression Nate was both male and didn’t like cock. I by no means am always right though. [/quote]
I never assume. Especially about men who post on a bodybuilding website. Something about making an ass out of … hey! That’s it! 
I know who UME is now!
[quote]Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME.
Are you calling me a he? I thought only those that like cock were allowed to reply now, or did we venture back to farm animals and I didn’t notice?
Oh and Ume is an Austin band.
You don’t have to be a she to like cock.
I know, but I was under the impression Nate was both male and didn’t like cock. I by no means am always right though.
I never assume. Especially about men who post on a bodybuilding website. Something about making an ass out of … hey! That’s it! I know who UME is now!
[/quote]
lol
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
It’s Uma not Ume.
Thank’s for clearing that up.
Now, who is ume?
pch2 is clearly wrong (I hope he was joking), it’s UME.
Are you calling me a he? I thought only those that like cock were allowed to reply now, or did we venture back to farm animals and I didn’t notice?
Oh and Ume is an Austin band.
You don’t have to be a she to like cock.
I know, but I was under the impression Nate was both male and didn’t like cock. I by no means am always right though.
I never assume. Especially about men who post on a bodybuilding website. Something about making an ass out of … hey! That’s it! I know who UME is now!
lol
[/quote]
Wow, I got really scared for a minute reading the replies there…that my attempt at sarcasm veiled as personal denseness was taken at face value.
But just to be clear:
Yes, I know it’s Uma Thurman, not Ume.
Yes, I know the saying is "when you assume, you make an ass out of yoU and ME.
And yes, I know that girls and boys can both like the cock.
[quote]LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Wow, I got really scared for a minute reading the replies there…that my attempt at sarcasm veiled as personal denseness was taken at face value.
[/quote]
I went along with the same joke - but apparently it did not go over as well as my usual jokingness does.