Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (6)

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
It is soooooooo cool to have a good dog.

Sucks to have a brain dead, emotionally f-d up sissy dog.

like mine.[/quote]

Ross is smart, but stubborn like a motherfucker… So frustrating.

It is like dealing with a little me, he just won’t listen yet. [/quote]

But you said he is smart??

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
It is soooooooo cool to have a good dog.

Sucks to have a brain dead, emotionally f-d up sissy dog.

like mine.[/quote]

Ross is smart, but stubborn like a motherfucker… So frustrating.

It is like dealing with a little me, he just won’t listen yet. [/quote]

But you said he is smart??[/quote]

ZING!

Such a low blow, it is dirty sourth

<= Showered today, is NOT dirty sourth.

^POIDH

[quote]Edgy wrote:
^POIDH[/quote]

^hmmm are those footie PJ’s cool

<D-Oh!>

ummmmmmm…pretty fingernails?

[quote]Edgy wrote:
It is soooooooo cool to have a good dog.

Sucks to have a brain dead, emotionally f-d up sissy dog.

like mine.[/quote]

Edgy, I don’t know whether to give you a hug, or shoot you in the fucking head…

Why are you so down, bud??

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
It is soooooooo cool to have a good dog.

Sucks to have a brain dead, emotionally f-d up sissy dog.

like mine.[/quote]

Ross is smart, but stubborn like a motherfucker… So frustrating.

It is like dealing with a little me, he just won’t listen yet. [/quote]

Sam is borderline retarteted, but the most patient dog I’ve ever met. so obviously my polar opposite.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
It is soooooooo cool to have a good dog.

Sucks to have a brain dead, emotionally f-d up sissy dog.

like mine.[/quote]

Ross is smart, but stubborn like a motherfucker… So frustrating.

It is like dealing with a little me, he just won’t listen yet. [/quote]

Sam is borderline retarteted, but the most patient dog I’ve ever met. so obviously my polar opposite.[/quote]

ha ha, Ross just wants to run the show… Comes with being smart. So it is a pain in my ass.

Also, nothing on earth likes anything as much as this dog likes his morning walk. Holy shit, if I dare hit snooze I get whining for the entire 9 mins, and my face licked uncontrollably for mins 10-18.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
It is soooooooo cool to have a good dog.

Sucks to have a brain dead, emotionally f-d up sissy dog.

like mine.[/quote]

Ross is smart, but stubborn like a motherfucker… So frustrating.

It is like dealing with a little me, he just won’t listen yet. [/quote]

Sam is borderline retarteted, but the most patient dog I’ve ever met. so obviously my polar opposite.[/quote]

ha ha, Ross just wants to run the show… Comes with being smart. So it is a pain in my ass.

Also, nothing on earth likes anything as much as this dog likes his morning walk. Holy shit, if I dare hit snooze I get whining for the entire 9 mins, and my face licked uncontrollably for mins 10-18.
[/quote]

lol, when i walked outside with the leashes in my hand they both (a mutt and a golden retriever) started barking and running in circles. The goldie doesn’t always wear his collar, and he’s trying to put it on himself by shoving his face into the collar repeatedly.

the mutt is doing something between a bark, playful growl and excited whine, it sounds like brrrrowlACKowwwwwrarararar.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
It is soooooooo cool to have a good dog.

Sucks to have a brain dead, emotionally f-d up sissy dog.

like mine.[/quote]

Edgy, I don’t know whether to give you a hug, or shoot you in the fucking head…

Why are you so down, bud??[/quote]

No real reason. Everything’s going good, really.

But my dog is a brain-dead sissy. Just being real. I had a female chocolate lab that was a great dog. She’d read my mind, play ball all day, and never run off, even if the kids left the gate open. She’d come when called, and sleep at my feet, was protective of the house.

She up and died on me. Got doggie cancer.

Shit…now I am depressed.

mebbe I do need a hug. Or a kitteh pic! Or you and me can team up on Toots!

(feeling betteh already)

^ HUG!

we’ve had a couple retarded beagles…

one would bolt out the door any chance he got…and one was a biter! Who ever heard of a beagle that was mean spirited? especially towards kids?

wanted to adopt another dog, but I don’t want to raise it alone! its like having another kid, really…two is enough right now… :slight_smile:

Edgy, you are kinda depressing!!! I like you!

Imhungry is a murderer

Ct. Ingbeans is the world’s most gangster accountant and usually robs his clients…cuz he keeps it all the way real, dig?

PMPM, will you tie me to a chair and interrogate me? You can hit me with a phonebook if I dont cooperate

Dr. Mom WHAT UP!

BASSTRAVTHEORY HEY VATOS!

TOOTS- FUEGO!!!

Four60, what’s really good?

CBear…O…H…I…?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

PMPM, will you tie me to a chair and interrogate me? You can hit me with a phonebook if I dont cooperate
[/quote]

I want to know if she threatened to “stick it in fence guy’s pooper” when he called her a secretary.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

PMPM, will you tie me to a chair and interrogate me? You can hit me with a phonebook if I dont cooperate
[/quote]

I want to know if she threatened to “stick it in fence guy’s pooper” when he called her a secretary.[/quote]

I bet his butt hurts today!!

[quote]Edgy wrote:

mebbe I do need a hug. Or a kitteh pic! Or you and me can team up on Toots!

(feeling betteh already)[/quote]

Don’t be sad like this cat…

()() <---- a pic of meh cheeks!

Might be the funniest chatroulette thing I’ve seen so far.

<— Just smashed his chest, now has a dirty sourth

<is grossed out by everyone’s dirty souths, takes several showers upon leaving this thread>