[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Ct. I want a free tattoo!! Was thinking of getting a pin up girl hanging off an anchor…would that be weird? Its to represent my time in the Navy and for the hubby of course! :)[/quote]
That sounds cool.
I hate it when people just get random tatoos of dragons and grim reapers.[/quote]
Me too.
I have a bear crawling up my right arm and a bat hugging a cross on my right arm, both are from the elbow to shoulder. They both have lots of different meanings and continue to gain more interpretations as I get older.
[quote]APB wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]APB wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
when I see Angry Chicken’s avatar, I want to party with that thing!
That fucking bird would be a bad ass wingman
it looks like its saying
“you cant handle this, watch me move bitch! I told you, this isnt what you want”
lol, that make me crazy?[/quote]
Rock! You are a fucking psychic! That’s EXACTLY what it is saying! LOL[/quote]
I feel the same way the Count does. anytime I see an AC post i stop and stare at it and just watch him work his mojo. Is it wrong that not long after that I have an urge for KFC?
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KFC… eeewwww. Do you know why they had to change it from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC? They were serving genetically altered chickens (with like four legs and six wings and shit). Someone sued them (probably PMPM) on the grounds that what they were serving wasn’t chicken… So they changed.[/quote]
naw man naw…urban legends. Does KFC Use Mutant Chickens? | Snopes.com
not that I eat KFC anyway. I wonder how Rocky would have done catching a six legged chicken though…hmmmm
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6 legged chickens wouldnt be able to walk so Rocky (who I’m named after) would have never been in any kind of condition to fight.
APB, bro, can you do me a favor and attack edgy?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
First, let me start wirh my dog is the fucking bomb shizzel. He has gained 15 fucking pounds of pure badassness. He is a lean 85lbs of black awesomeness. Fuck yeah!
Worm:
If in fact you typed the numbers in correctly:
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You accounting department/payroll clerk is a fucking bunch of idiots. How anyone that can do basic math issues a W2 like that is beyond me. Their 941 wouldn’t even work. Jesus christ, I feel bad for your companies accountant. They sit at their desk swearing about your bookkeeper all fucking day. I am sure that your employer’s accounting department has been called a C-Bomb by their accountant a few times.
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That said, they probably just typo-ed your w2, I doubt they actually paid that into the government, but that isn’t your problem.
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Because they are retards: DO NOT GO BACK FOR AN AMENDED W2! Just put the excess on line 69 on page 2 of the 1040. (not the entire amount, just the excess they withheld.)I believe it’s called excess tier social security or some shit. The IRS will give you the money, and then the issue becomes one between the IRS and your employer. You get paid, and they deal with the headache… Problem solved.
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You are using turbo tax. Which to me is the shittiest program around. I could hand write a return faster than use that stupid software. So good luck getting that number to show up… Worst case is print the return, hand write in the amount, white out the last few numbers and hand write in the new numbers. If you get stuck on the math, let me know I’ll walk you through it. Also if your super nervous, scan it in and email it to me, and I’ll look at it for you.
If there is anything I forgot to touch on, let me know.[/quote]
a thousand blessings upon your crops, beans. i really appreciate the help you’re giving me. i’m using turbotax because i’m horrible with math and I get anxiety following directions (employers love me!) i don’t quite follow on the one step you gave me: whiting out and writing in. i’ll have someone i trust go through this with me just to make sure i don’t eff anything up.
thanks again man. i’ll let you know how it all turns out.
and in case you were all wondering, deep fried oreos are worth the guilt. damn.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
First, let me start wirh my dog is the fucking bomb shizzel. He has gained 15 fucking pounds of pure badassness. He is a lean 85lbs of black awesomeness. Fuck yeah!
Worm:
If in fact you typed the numbers in correctly:
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You accounting department/payroll clerk is a fucking bunch of idiots. How anyone that can do basic math issues a W2 like that is beyond me. Their 941 wouldn’t even work. Jesus christ, I feel bad for your companies accountant. They sit at their desk swearing about your bookkeeper all fucking day. I am sure that your employer’s accounting department has been called a C-Bomb by their accountant a few times.
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That said, they probably just typo-ed your w2, I doubt they actually paid that into the government, but that isn’t your problem.
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Because they are retards: DO NOT GO BACK FOR AN AMENDED W2! Just put the excess on line 69 on page 2 of the 1040. (not the entire amount, just the excess they withheld.)I believe it’s called excess tier social security or some shit. The IRS will give you the money, and then the issue becomes one between the IRS and your employer. You get paid, and they deal with the headache… Problem solved.
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You are using turbo tax. Which to me is the shittiest program around. I could hand write a return faster than use that stupid software. So good luck getting that number to show up… Worst case is print the return, hand write in the amount, white out the last few numbers and hand write in the new numbers. If you get stuck on the math, let me know I’ll walk you through it. Also if your super nervous, scan it in and email it to me, and I’ll look at it for you.
If there is anything I forgot to touch on, let me know.[/quote]
a thousand blessings upon your crops, beans. i really appreciate the help you’re giving me. i’m using turbotax because i’m horrible with math and I get anxiety following directions (employers love me!) i don’t quite follow on the one step you gave me: whiting out and writing in. i’ll have someone i trust go through this with me just to make sure i don’t eff anything up.
thanks again man. i’ll let you know how it all turns out.
and in case you were all wondering, deep fried oreos are worth the guilt. damn.[/quote]
If you can’t get turbo tax to put the excess on line 69, you can just handwrite the number in. Once you do that, you will have to change the total payments line to include that, and then change the refund/amount due to include that amount.
Seriously, if you can’t get the number to show up on turbo tax let me know. I’ll type up instructions, step by step, that a monkey could follow. But you will have to tell me actual numbers, so PM. Don’t put your personal information on a public forum.
Down my first 8lbs in a month, this is good.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
Down my first 8lbs in a month, this is good.[/quote]
SWEET!
I can"t wait to start “getting fat” again… I started the egg conversation. Went over about as well as expected. But the seed is planted.
Hey, I’m not drinking or smoking. I’m eating red meat and eggs. I mean which vice would you rather your husband have?
Your skin goes from light pink to dark red
But I know its all chocolate inside your head
Singing a wind chimed coo going from dreamy to manic
Iâ??ll watch you go into another kaleidoscopic panic
You are clinically insane in your own special way
But your outbursts vary from person to person and from day to day
Crashing face first into the bowels of heaven
You start handing out the issues youâ??re given
Your two toned eyes are spinning and your hair is always a mess
A head trip waiting to happen, with a gothic case of PMS
Another damsel in dystopia with unlimited deprivation
And melancholy attrition tends to be your only salvation
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can’t wait to get home! I miss my girl =)
The entire world is dying
Youre just the first one to fall
Breaking your flaming but filthy crown
As you descend against a wall
Deceitful? You knew of the truth
A calypso of disgrace
Your tears turn acidic
Melting down your face
How do you say…
First come, first learn?
Little did they know
They were lining up to burn
“Make it stop”
The pain or the pleasure?
“Give me more”
The plague or the treasure?
The good, the bad
The in-between purgatory
All lend their hands
To your fairy tale story
Creeping, seething
Follows in your footsteps I see
You taught it well
But you couldnâ??t make it believe
The Cat’s in the cradle
With your impending doom
A mandamus?
I just asked you to leave the room
Count to six and die
Only five of them are blanks
Or was it, five arenâ??t?
Either way, it ends in angst
I love you, the difference is
I never asked you for proof
Dont need to tell me you love me
You, molotov cocktail of romance you
Its good to enjoy a laugh
Wish I knew what its like
Diamond? Try limestone
Thats my metaphor for life
NEED TO SEE HER NOW!!! 10 minutes!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I mean which vice would you rather your husband have?[/quote]
WHAT!? I DON’T HAVE A HUSBAND!
lol I’m in this diet for the long haul, I’ve put it off too long so it’s probably going to be a few months more until I move up the scale again. I’ll also be working on some form problems that you might have seen in the BOI before, so far I can parallel front squat without any issues. Also my abdominal strength has gone neglected so I’ll be bringing that up.
Good luck with the bulk Beans
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I mean which vice would you rather your husband have?[/quote]
WHAT!? I DON’T HAVE A HUSBAND YOU SICKO!
lol I’m in this diet for the long haul, I’ve put it off too long so it’s probably going to be a few months more until I move up the scale again. I’ll also be working on some form problems that you might have seen in the BOI before, so far I can parallel front squat without any issues. Also my abdominal strength has gone neglected so I’ll be bringing that up.
Good luck with the bulk Beans[/quote]
I hear ya man. I did a recomp that seemed like fucking forever. Now that I have baby abs I want to pull 500 for reps and get my quads up to par. My man titties and delts could use some work… Shit I just need about 4 more years and 600,000 eggs. lol…
I don’t even want to call it a bulk. Just eat to gain, eat to get strong. I’m just now starting to feel filled out, I want to keep it going.
Headin’ off like Ichabod Crane!!! Good Night GOOD PEOPLE!
She was dreaming of a man
Who took his own life in her nightmare
The cause of death was unknown
She couldnâ??t help, she just stood there and stared
She had been raised to be strong
In the rain for him her heart was aching
She didnâ??t know him in life
But she couldnâ??t stop herself from shaking
She slowly crawled to the man
To find a sign if he was alive
The only sign that she found
Was him staring at her with his dead eyes
She couldnâ??t understand why
On his face he was wearing a grin
She knew she could have saved a life
Now he stares at her like she did to him
Trav, what are you doing for cardio?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Trav, what are you doing for cardio?
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20 minutes on the elliptical on off days, starting to increase that 1 minute each session now until I get to 30mins. Not fasted.
To be honest I don’t really need cardio to drop weight but I like to eat lol
What did you do? I remember you said something about walking your dog at night I think.
How can you not like this song?
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Trav, what are you doing for cardio?
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20 minutes on the elliptical on off days, starting to increase that 1 minute each session now until I get to 30mins. Not fasted.
To be honest I don’t really need cardio to drop weight but I like to eat lol
What did you do? I remember you said something about walking your dog at night I think.[/quote]
I was doing what you are planning, but that when to shit when we got the pup.
Now I do 30 mins fasted morning cardio with the pup. It works pretty fucking well. I can eat like a mule and still am leaning out.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Trav, what are you doing for cardio?
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20 minutes on the elliptical on off days, starting to increase that 1 minute each session now until I get to 30mins. Not fasted.
To be honest I don’t really need cardio to drop weight but I like to eat lol
What did you do? I remember you said something about walking your dog at night I think.[/quote]
I was doing what you are planning, but that when to shit when we got the pup.
Now I do 30 mins fasted morning cardio with the pup. It works pretty fucking well. I can eat like a mule and still am leaning out.[/quote]
I’d probably do that if I had a dog. All the DC guys swear by fasted morning cardio and they’re some big lean mofos so it must be good.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Trav, what are you doing for cardio?
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20 minutes on the elliptical on off days, starting to increase that 1 minute each session now until I get to 30mins. Not fasted.
To be honest I don’t really need cardio to drop weight but I like to eat lol
What did you do? I remember you said something about walking your dog at night I think.[/quote]
I was doing what you are planning, but that when to shit when we got the pup.
Now I do 30 mins fasted morning cardio with the pup. It works pretty fucking well. I can eat like a mule and still am leaning out.[/quote]
I’d probably do that if I had a dog. All the DC guys swear by fasted morning cardio and they’re some big lean mofos so it must be good.[/quote]
Yeah it works good. His leg is hurting so I’ll be cutting my walks short for a few weeks.
I can’t wait to be able to lift more than 3 days a week.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
filthy librarian fantasy…
How do you not follow this line of thought?
Add hooker boots, good lawd[/quote]
I guarantee we’d get on like a house on fire! [/quote]
So say we were the movie “training day” who would be Denzel?
I really need a fucking accurate bathroom scale. I hop on, it gives a number, hop off, reset, hop back on, and I get a number 0.6 lbs higher. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I really need a fucking accurate bathroom scale. I hop on, it gives a number, hop off, reset, hop back on, and I get a number 0.6 lbs higher. Grrrrrrrrrrr. [/quote]
That is frustrating… Kick ass tomorrow!