Haha toots went to Amazing
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Haha toots went to Amazing[/quote]
The one in Waltham?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
So yesterday was my first trip to an “adult” store. I’ve been to a bunch of home parties but the stuff they show is lame. It was the weirdest vibe, everybody acted like they were invisible. But anyways, a bank customer came in and I was going to go up to him and say “I never saw you and you never saw me” but then I held back. I walked around the store for another 20 mins and finally he noticed me and took off like the dickens. Like a noob I used my debit card instead of taking out cash before. [/quote]
ha ha, it is awesome how uncomfortable people are in there.
I typically laugh and wave around the 2 foot butt plugs…
Good for you Tootes, what did ya get? [/quote]
I’ve been asked to leave the Amazing on Rt.1 for getting into a sword fight with the 2 foot long double endders.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Haha toots went to Amazing[/quote]
The one in Waltham?[/quote]
Probably Norwood or Dedham
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Haha toots went to Amazing[/quote]
The one in Waltham?[/quote]
Probably Norwood or Dedham[/quote]
Speak up Toots.
Where did you gets the wondrous peni?
I think 3 of the 2 foot butt plugs and a round piece of glass would make a pretty nice coffee table…or a good conversation piece.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I think 3 of the 2 foot butt plugs and a round piece of glass would make a pretty nice coffee table…or a good conversation piece.[/quote]
My mother in law wouldn’t even know what they were.
You just gave me the best Christmas gift idea ever
Nice, ur welcome beans
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I think 3 of the 2 foot butt plugs and a round piece of glass would make a pretty nice coffee table…or a good conversation piece.[/quote]
My mother in law wouldn’t even know what they were.
You just gave me the best Christmas gift idea ever[/quote]
wrap me up and put me under her tree, dude!
she will freak for sure!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I think 3 of the 2 foot butt plugs and a round piece of glass would make a pretty nice coffee table…or a good conversation piece.[/quote]
My mother in law wouldn’t even know what they were.
You just gave me the best Christmas gift idea ever[/quote]
wrap me up and put me under her tree, dude!
she will freak for sure!
[/quote]
I couldn’t do that to you. No one should suffer the torture of being there.
Yeah next week I get to work like 86 hours, and on my one day off, go there for dinner. FUCK YEAH T-Nation, FUCK YEAH!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I think 3 of the 2 foot butt plugs and a round piece of glass would make a pretty nice coffee table…or a good conversation piece.[/quote]
My mother in law wouldn’t even know what they were.
You just gave me the best Christmas gift idea ever[/quote]
wrap me up and put me under her tree, dude!
she will freak for sure!
[/quote]
I couldn’t do that to you. No one should suffer the torture of being there.
Yeah next week I get to work like 86 hours, and on my one day off, go there for dinner. FUCK YEAH T-Nation, FUCK YEAH![/quote]
this crazy schedule is a seasonal thing right?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I think 3 of the 2 foot butt plugs and a round piece of glass would make a pretty nice coffee table…or a good conversation piece.[/quote]
My mother in law wouldn’t even know what they were.
You just gave me the best Christmas gift idea ever[/quote]
wrap me up and put me under her tree, dude!
she will freak for sure!
[/quote]
I couldn’t do that to you. No one should suffer the torture of being there.
Yeah next week I get to work like 86 hours, and on my one day off, go there for dinner. FUCK YEAH T-Nation, FUCK YEAH![/quote]
this crazy schedule is a seasonal thing right?
[/quote]
Yeah I’m back to 40 after April 15th
Just ate 2 lbs of salmon
NOM
I sewed a dress today. My domesticity is scaring me.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I sewed a dress today. My domesticity is scaring me.[/quote]
In Nelson voice Haha! You have classic woman skills!
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[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I sewed a dress today. My domesticity is scaring me.[/quote]
In Nelson voice Haha! You have classic woman skills![/quote]
I went to the store today with a girl friend of mine (as in a girl I’m not fucking, just friends) and at the checkout, there was a Cosmo magazine (the one with Lady Gaga on the cover - I would totally SMASH that) and one of the captions, read ‘50 things you can do naked’. So were were joking about it and she said, “I could be cooking, cleaning…”. and then she caught herself and I busted out laughing. She’s gonna make some lucky fellow a good wife one day!
PMPM’s scary domestic skillz reminded me of that.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
So yesterday was my first trip to an “adult” store. I’ve been to a bunch of home parties but the stuff they show is lame. It was the weirdest vibe, everybody acted like they were invisible. But anyways, a bank customer came in and I was going to go up to him and say “I never saw you and you never saw me” but then I held back. I walked around the store for another 20 mins and finally he noticed me and took off like the dickens. Like a noob I used my debit card instead of taking out cash before. [/quote]
(said whilst shaking product at clerk from across the store)
“Excuse me, EXCUSE ME! Could I get one of these in in petite, and two in colossal please?!”
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I think 3 of the 2 foot butt plugs and a round piece of glass would make a pretty nice coffee table…or a good conversation piece.[/quote]
My mother in law wouldn’t even know what they were.
You just gave me the best Christmas gift idea ever[/quote]
wrap me up and put me under her tree, dude!
she will freak for sure!
[/quote]
I couldn’t do that to you. No one should suffer the torture of being there.
Yeah next week I get to work like 86 hours, and on my one day off, go there for dinner. FUCK YEAH T-Nation, FUCK YEAH![/quote]
this crazy schedule is a seasonal thing right?
[/quote]
Yeah I’m back to 40 after April 15th[/quote]
I feel you about the work, bro. I work mostly from my home office so it’s hard as shit for me to turn it off. I do mortgages and own two companies… I am actually seriously considering just cashing out and just like, bartending for a year or something like that. Just so I can recharge my batteries - I’m burnt out as shit. I have the assets to do it, but the opportunity cost is what kills me… The mortgage business and even just owning a small business in a recession just fucking SUCKS.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Haha toots went to Amazing[/quote]
The one in Waltham?[/quote]
Probably Norwood or Dedham[/quote]
The one in Weymouth. I always ride by the one in Medford but don’t dare stop there because it’s across the street from HQ. The bigwigs have binoculars (sp?) and watch the couriers go to the gas station and buy lottery tickets. Bastards.
I bought a vibrator, a plug, and a movie that I was alittle disappointed in. hehe.