Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (6)

^My Mom did that to me and my bike when I was younger…I was always getting yelled at for leaving it out, so she ‘hid,’ it to teach me a lesson…I got in trouble for not telling her that I thought it got stolen AND for leaving it out…

not the same, but kinda.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I lost my wedding rings the other day in a situation similar to beans’. I took them off to squat in the basement, and left them on the bench. Five days later, I’m in a quiet panic because I can’t find them. Hubby casually asks why I haven’t been wearing the rings…I confess that I thought I put them in a safe place but can’t find em now. Turns out, he found them on the bench and took them to give me a scare.

Fucker.[/quote]

As I said a while ago, that’s why my band is a tattoo of my wife’s name. I figure that if I were to lose it, I’d definitely notice.

EDIT: I also probably wouldn’t take 5 days to start REALLY panicking!

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I lost my wedding rings the other day in a situation similar to beans’. I took them off to squat in the basement, and left them on the bench. Five days later, I’m in a quiet panic because I can’t find them. Hubby casually asks why I haven’t been wearing the rings…I confess that I thought I put them in a safe place but can’t find em now. Turns out, he found them on the bench and took them to give me a scare.

Fucker.[/quote]

As I said a while ago, that’s why my band is a tattoo of my wife’s name. I figure that if I were to lose it, I’d definitely notice.

EDIT: I also probably wouldn’t take 5 days to start REALLY panicking![/quote]

LOL, yeah, you’d bleed out by then. I knew they were somewhere in the house, it just started nagging at me that I was losing my mind because I couldn’t find them.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Turns out, he found them on the bench and took them to give me a scare.

Fucker.[/quote]

haha i do the same thing with my gf’s birth control.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Turns out, he found them on the bench and took them to give me a scare.

Fucker.[/quote]

haha i do the same thing with my gf’s birth control.

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Keep that up worm and you sir will enter fatherhood much sooner than you expect.

Random picture


Don’t stare at the pick too long!

^what pic?

and no one liked the toe-may-toe? :smiley:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
^what pic?

and no one liked the toe-may-toe? :D[/quote]

trav & Wormwood probably did, but they’re, you know, freaks.

I loved that shit

Got mine the other day!

My daughter’s favorite Disney hero is a transvestite.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
My daughter’s favorite Disney hero is a transvestite.[/quote]

wat

vegas for a week.

hijack.

solly…so solly.

^ Vegas is a neat place…I lived there for about 9 years…much more fun to visit…

I know a kid who moved to Vegas to clean up… That is what it is like in the Mill City kid.

I have not found my camera yet, but I’m pretty sure I know where it is…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I know a kid who moved to Vegas to clean up… That is what it is like in the Mill City kid.

I have not found my camera yet, but I’m pretty sure I know where it is…[/quote]

Vegas to clean up?!?! Sounds backwards to me.

Mrs. Beans gave me your camera and we are both getting a chuckle out of this! (:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
My daughter’s favorite Disney hero is a transvestite.[/quote]

wat[/quote]

Which one? I am out of the loop.

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I know a kid who moved to Vegas to clean up… That is what it is like in the Mill City kid.

I have not found my camera yet, but I’m pretty sure I know where it is…[/quote]

Vegas to clean up?!?! Sounds backwards to me.

Mrs. Beans gave me your camera and we are making naughty videos together (:[/quote]

sorry, couldn’t help it! :slight_smile:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
http://trololololololololololo.com/[/quote]

im sending my kid to your school as punishment for that link.[/quote]

Pssshh you liked it

You have a kid?[/quote]

not yet[/quote]

Get a paternity test.[/quote]

ok mom, we’re booked on Maury this fall. I’ll do the dance you taught me if its not mine.
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If I’m your mom, then I think we both are going to have to be on Maury, or whatever show it is these days that deals with Oedipal complexes.[/quote]

That episode would have a hell of a tag line.

Rockin’ the fro today!!!