Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (6)

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[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
i miss T-Nation :([/quote]

We all do, we all do.[/quote]

What are you guys talking about? TN is a fine oiled machine of insulting new lifters, bitching about people in your gym who aren’t into weightlifting and don’t do what we do, telling people that cutting is terrible and will make you die instantly, people with little development telling lifters with even less development what do to as sarcastically as possible, lonely guys whining about girls that don’t like them and not acknowledging they’re creepy, tons of softcore pictures of models bent over cars and whatnot, random hilarious threads of randomness and of course lots and lots of lolcats.

Actually there are a few other things that happen on a regular basis but I’m done typing.

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man…I hate working on Saturdays. Had to make up for a business trip to NJ. Travel for work, then work OT to make up for travel for work.

Whatever, 'least I got a job. I guess.

Thank God for TN…if it weren’t for the random posts, pics of our T-Vixens, catching up with my friends here and at SAMA…I’d pull myheair out (what’s left of it anyway).

BTW - Hungry, no hard feelings, right? We’re all friends here, besides, it wasnt that impressive anyway. I’ll bet Tigers have way bigger and better ones.

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I really do miss T-Nation. The powers that be blocked my internet access at work, which is the only time I’d ever want to be on the internet anyway.

I’ll figure something out though, this oppression never lasts. It’s usually blocked for a few months, then someone cracks and tells us the password. I only need 5 minutes of uninterrupted internet to re-download firefox and undo their progress. But alas, the force is strong with these ones.

with all my love

Worm

P.S. a black man invented waffles.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Beans this is what you do.[/quote]

Pretty sure this is the pic you meant to post[/quote]

Haha, nope. Though that’s a good pic, i like to use intimidation techniques and psych them out. That way i don’t get in trouble and i can continue lifting in the gym. It seems to scare all the college punks where i workout. They stop what they’re doing and leave, when i’m done, i see them go back to whatever they were doing previously. Either that or i drop whatever weights i am doing on the floor which of course makes a tremendous crashing sound and angrily stalk away, then come back and say you need to stay away from me otherwise next time the weight might land on your nuts.

Only works on the non-serious types, otherwise i don’t have a problem with the people actually working out.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

P.S. a black man invented waffles.[/quote]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

P.S. a black man invented waffles.[/quote]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

You’d hate to have me in your gym then.
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Yes[/quote]

walks away defeated[/quote]

No offense man, I think you are great and everything, it is just I don’t care if Chuck Norris lifted at my gym. If he was rolling around pretend wrestling some dumbells I would call him a Nancy doucher and endlessly make fun of him too…

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[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…shadow Maui tie fighter… [/quote]
I’m sure you meant Muay Thai, but your name for it is MONUMENTALLY more awesome.[/quote]

Which one is the shitty drink from the Chinese place?

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Mai-Tai?
(Hawaiian)

6 or 7 of those, & I’d be willing to MMA a DB!

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…shadow Maui tie fighter… [/quote]
I’m sure you meant Muay Thai, but your name for it is MONUMENTALLY more awesome.[/quote]

Which one is the shitty drink from the Chinese place?[/quote]

…of course if you meant Tie Fighter…

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
http://trololololololololololo.com/[/quote]

im sending my kid to your school as punishment for that link.[/quote]

Pssshh you liked it

You have a kid?[/quote]

not yet[/quote]

Get a paternity test.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
http://trololololololololololo.com/[/quote]

im sending my kid to your school as punishment for that link.[/quote]

Pssshh you liked it

You have a kid?[/quote]

not yet[/quote]

Get a paternity test.[/quote]

Hmmm, I wonder what PMPM does for a living. LOL.

Happy Sunday!

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[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…shadow Maui tie fighter… [/quote]
I’m sure you meant Muay Thai, but your name for it is MONUMENTALLY more awesome.[/quote]

Which one is the shitty drink from the Chinese place?[/quote]

…of course if you meant Tie Fighter…[/quote]

needs to be one of those “Caption This” pictures

Can you hear me now? Good.

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can’t remember everything, but thanks for the funny-ness! :smiley:

My daughter sat on my lap and was laughing at that Bert video clip, for at least 5 min…( easily entertained like her Mom!)

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[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…shadow Maui tie fighter… [/quote]
I’m sure you meant Muay Thai, but your name for it is MONUMENTALLY more awesome.[/quote]

Which one is the shitty drink from the Chinese place?[/quote]

…of course if you meant Tie Fighter…[/quote]

LOL!

This fucking kid has reached a new level of dipshit. See below from mah log:

Plate loaded pulldown
3ppsx15+
4ppsx8***
5ppsx6

***So the dork who walks on his toes and shadow ‘Tie Fighters’ boxes all the time comes up to me as I’m strapping up and asks:

SBD"Do you mind if I use these 45’s for my bench, I don’t have any."

Me: “Ah yeah I mind, I’m about to use them dude.” I was totally fucking shocked. I knew I had taken the 45’s off that bench for the pulldowns, but no one was there when I did it, and frankly I don’t give a damn.

SBD: “No no, the 45’s”

Me: “yeah the 45’s.”

SBD: " You are going to use them?"

Me: “Yes” I said it nice and slow… Giving him time to cognitively recognize I didn’t load up 8 plates just to look at them.

SBD: “All of them?”

Me: “Yes dude, I am going to use all of the plates I loaded on this machine.”

SBD: “Oh, my bad.”

So as it turns out, I’ve been making fun of someone who is a few slices short of a loaf all this time… Oh well.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
…shadow Maui tie fighter… [/quote]
I’m sure you meant Muay Thai, but your name for it is MONUMENTALLY more awesome.[/quote]

Which one is the shitty drink from the Chinese place?[/quote]

…of course if you meant Tie Fighter…[/quote]

LOL!

This fucking kid has reached a new level of dipshit. See below from mah log:

Plate loaded pulldown
3ppsx15+
4ppsx8***
5ppsx6

***So the dork who walks on his toes and shadow ‘Tie Fighters’ boxes all the time comes up to me as I’m strapping up and asks:

SBD"Do you mind if I use these 45’s for my bench, I don’t have any."

Me: “Ah yeah I mind, I’m about to use them dude.” I was totally fucking shocked. I knew I had taken the 45’s off that bench for the pulldowns, but no one was there when I did it, and frankly I don’t give a damn.

SBD: “No no, the 45’s”

Me: “yeah the 45’s.”

SBD: " You are going to use them?"

Me: “Yes” I said it nice and slow… Giving him time to cognitively recognize I didn’t load up 8 plates just to look at them.

SBD: “All of them?”

Me: “Yes dude, I am going to use all of the plates I loaded on this machine.”

SBD: “Oh, my bad.”

So as it turns out, I’ve been making fun of someone who is a few slices short of a loaf all this time… Oh well.
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Now don’t you feel just horrible for making fun of a mentally slow person? :wink:

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[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:
http://trololololololololololo.com/[/quote]

im sending my kid to your school as punishment for that link.[/quote]

Pssshh you liked it

You have a kid?[/quote]

not yet[/quote]

Thank god. By your avatar you look too young to be thinking about that, do you have a date to the prom?[/quote]

um, no Trav. I don’t have a date to the prom.