[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I love popcorn.[/quote]
meee toooo - thats why I was bent that there was no popcorn~
sheesh~[/quote]
So that is sexy code Edgy?
I like it.
Plan to steal that for me and Jlo.
Sorry [/quote]
LOL…the best things are always worth stealing.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
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That gif is hilarious.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
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That gif is hilarious.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
I understand.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
Were you able to re-attach them?
Humans never cease to amaze me. You’d think I’d be over the rampant stupidity some of us still manage to exhibit. But I’m not.
I am kinda irked that the lady who waxed my back charged me more since she felt my back was larger than normal.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am kinda irked that the lady who waxed my back charged me more since she felt my back was larger than normal. [/quote]
Max that has to be a compliment man, come on.
What if you were RV, he would have to pay triple. 
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
Were you able to re-attach them?
Humans never cease to amaze me. You’d think I’d be over the rampant stupidity some of us still manage to exhibit. But I’m not.
[/quote]
Nope, pretty much mangles that shit up like sausage grinder.
We once had a code (when someone dies its called a code, hollywood says code blue), any way they brought this guy in by ambulance. He had got drunk arrived home, saw the garden hose, stuck it up his ass, turned it on, fapped and passed out. Well the water was still running, so it perforated his bowel and he bleed out internally.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am kinda irked that the lady who waxed my back charged me more since she felt my back was larger than normal. [/quote]
I am trying to convince IH to get his waxed. The lady that I used to go to has several male clients, including her husband, who get their backs and butts and other parts waxed. She’s an expert.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
Were you able to re-attach them?
Humans never cease to amaze me. You’d think I’d be over the rampant stupidity some of us still manage to exhibit. But I’m not.
[/quote]
Nope, pretty much mangles that shit up like sausage grinder.
We once had a code (when someone dies its called a code, hollywood says code blue), any way they brought this guy in by ambulance. He had got drunk arrived home, saw the garden hose, stuck it up his ass, turned it on, fapped and passed out. Well the water was still running, so it perforated his bowel and he bleed out internally.
[/quote]
OMG…
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
Were you able to re-attach them?
Humans never cease to amaze me. You’d think I’d be over the rampant stupidity some of us still manage to exhibit. But I’m not.
[/quote]
Nope, pretty much mangles that shit up like sausage grinder.
We once had a code (when someone dies its called a code, hollywood says code blue), any way they brought this guy in by ambulance. He had got drunk arrived home, saw the garden hose, stuck it up his ass, turned it on, fapped and passed out. Well the water was still running, so it perforated his bowel and he bleed out internally.
[/quote]
OMG…
[/quote]
And I was the one who always got stuck telling the family and spouse.
Try telling people that.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
Were you able to re-attach them?
Humans never cease to amaze me. You’d think I’d be over the rampant stupidity some of us still manage to exhibit. But I’m not.
[/quote]
Nope, pretty much mangles that shit up like sausage grinder.
We once had a code (when someone dies its called a code, hollywood says code blue), any way they brought this guy in by ambulance. He had got drunk arrived home, saw the garden hose, stuck it up his ass, turned it on, fapped and passed out. Well the water was still running, so it perforated his bowel and he bleed out internally.
[/quote]
OMG…
[/quote]
And I was the one who always got stuck telling the family and spouse.
Try telling people that.[/quote]
Didn’t they already know? Who found him?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
Were you able to re-attach them?
Humans never cease to amaze me. You’d think I’d be over the rampant stupidity some of us still manage to exhibit. But I’m not.
[/quote]
Nope, pretty much mangles that shit up like sausage grinder.
We once had a code (when someone dies its called a code, hollywood says code blue), any way they brought this guy in by ambulance. He had got drunk arrived home, saw the garden hose, stuck it up his ass, turned it on, fapped and passed out. Well the water was still running, so it perforated his bowel and he bleed out internally.
[/quote]
OMG…
[/quote]
And I was the one who always got stuck telling the family and spouse.
Try telling people that.[/quote]
Didn’t they already know? Who found him?
[/quote]
Well when people go to the ER everyone shows up, grandma, uncle, nephew etc.
This guys neighbor found him actually, I cant even remember if he was married.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I am kinda irked that the lady who waxed my back charged me more since she felt my back was larger than normal. [/quote]
I am trying to convince IH to get his waxed. The lady that I used to go to has several male clients, including her husband, who get their backs and butts and other parts waxed. She’s an expert.[/quote]
I’ll do it in the not-too-distant future.
I just feel a little odd with a stranger seeings thing I don’t even want to see.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Ok, the person in the apt above me has been vacuuming for the past 45 mins…seriously? Wtf?[/quote]
Ever hear about the guys who have had their “man parts” ripped off cause they are doing the vacuum cleaner?[/quote]
orly?
note to self: be careful with the Dyson[/quote]
I rarely if ever joke about medical trauma’s. After 14 years of ER the stories are real and to fun to fuck with. [/quote]
Were you able to re-attach them?
Humans never cease to amaze me. You’d think I’d be over the rampant stupidity some of us still manage to exhibit. But I’m not.
[/quote]
Nope, pretty much mangles that shit up like sausage grinder.
We once had a code (when someone dies its called a code, hollywood says code blue), any way they brought this guy in by ambulance. He had got drunk arrived home, saw the garden hose, stuck it up his ass, turned it on, fapped and passed out. Well the water was still running, so it perforated his bowel and he bleed out internally.
[/quote]
OMG…
[/quote]
And I was the one who always got stuck telling the family and spouse.
Try telling people that.[/quote]
Didn’t they already know? Who found him?
[/quote]
Well when people go to the ER everyone shows up, grandma, uncle, nephew etc.
This guys neighbor found him actually, I cant even remember if he was married. [/quote]
Oh jeez…
Ok… This convo took a turn for the worse…