Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? 59

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Faye Reagan nee Valentine.

She’s got quite the trophy case:

2009 AVN Award nominee ? Best New Starlet[9]
2009 AVN Award nominee ? Best Solo Sex Scene ? Paid Companions[9]
2009 AVN Award nominee ? Best Oral Sex Scene ? The Gauntlet 3[9]
2009 AVN Award nominee ? Best Group Sex Scene ? The Gauntlet 3[9]
2009 XRCO Award nominee ? New Starlet[10]
2009 XRCO Award nominee ? Cream Dream[10]
2010 AVN Award nominee ? Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene ? All About Ashlynn 2: Girls Only[11]
2010 AVN Award nominee ? Best Tease Performance ? Young & Glamorous[11]
2011 AVN Award nominee ? Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene ? The Condemned[12]
2011 AVN Award nominee ? Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene ? Pin-Up Girls 5[12]
2011 AVN Award nominee ? Best Couples Sex Scene ? Pornstars Punishment[12]
2011 AVN Award nominee ? Best POV Sex Scene ? Fucked on Sight 7[12]
2011 AVN Award nominee ? Best Solo Sex Scene ? Breast Meat 3[12]
2011 AVN Award nominee ? Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/G/B) ? WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody[12]
2011 AVN Award nominee ? Female Performer of the Year[12]

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When MTV does a “Cribs” episode and asks her to show them her trophy case, does she point to her vagina?

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ DP I think you need a new hobby. [/quote]

Yeah, you’re probably right.

<— New one for you, Edgy

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ DP I think you need a new hobby. [/quote]

Yeah, you’re probably right.

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Don’t worry DR. You’re not the only one here who shares a passion for Faye. :slight_smile:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ DP I think you need a new hobby. [/quote]

Yeah, you’re probably right.

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:slight_smile: how old are you DP, just curious you dont have to post.

I read scify books and play video games so dont think I am kicking you about the Pron.

awesomeness squared, Ink~

and DJ - Pron? giggle

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ DP I think you need a new hobby. [/quote]

Yeah, you’re probably right.

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:slight_smile: how old are you DP, just curious you dont have to post.

I read scify books and play video games so dont think I am kicking you about the Pron. [/quote]

I’m 39. Gotta get my ass in gear and start a training log in Over 35, really like the vibe over there.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ DP I think you need a new hobby. [/quote]

Yeah, you’re probably right.

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:slight_smile: how old are you DP, just curious you dont have to post.

I read scify books and play video games so dont think I am kicking you about the Pron. [/quote]

I’m 39. Gotta get my ass in gear and start a training log in Over 35, really like the vibe over there.
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Since we are the same age, then yes, yes you do.

@Edgy yes Pron, cause our IT department filters and looks over your shoulder sometimes.

Pron always makes me think of shrimp for some reason.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Pron always makes me think of shrimp for some reason.[/quote]
That’s strange. It couldn’t possibly because of prawns. Hmm…

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Pron always makes me think of shrimp for some reason.[/quote]
That’s strange. It couldn’t possibly because of prawns. Hmm…[/quote]

Maybe or its just maybe cause I like shrimp…

shrimp burgers, shrimp kaboobs, shrimp gumbo, shrimp scampi, boiled shrimp, blackend shrimp, stuffed shrimp, BBQ’d shrimp…

so, if you print porn anywhere than your IT department reports you?

if we email anything that has the term ‘resume’ in it, we get a phone call from the owners.

guess they must have different priorities!

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, if you print porn anywhere than your IT department reports you?

if we email anything that has the term ‘resume’ in it, we get a phone call from the owners.

guess they must have different priorities![/quote]

Well being a contractor they could care less about resume.

They come down on the porn thing, and a ton of sites are blocked.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, if you print porn anywhere than your IT department reports you?

if we email anything that has the term ‘resume’ in it, we get a phone call from the owners.

guess they must have different priorities![/quote]

Definite advantage having your own biz. I just tell the employees that I’m a big glazed doughnut eater.

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, if you print porn anywhere than your IT department reports you?

if we email anything that has the term ‘resume’ in it, we get a phone call from the owners.

guess they must have different priorities![/quote]

Definite advantage having your own biz. I just tell the employees that I’m a big glazed doughnut eater.[/quote]

I need one of those “at first I was like this… and then I loled” pics.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, if you print porn anywhere than your IT department reports you?

if we email anything that has the term ‘resume’ in it, we get a phone call from the owners.

guess they must have different priorities![/quote]

Definite advantage having your own biz. I just tell the employees that I’m a big glazed doughnut eater.[/quote]

I need one of those “at first I was like this… and then I loled” pics.

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I feel stupid. I still don’t get it. =/

<—Is now thinking of leaving the apt just to go to Tim’s and get a donut. 0_0

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
so, if you print porn anywhere than your IT department reports you?

if we email anything that has the term ‘resume’ in it, we get a phone call from the owners.

guess they must have different priorities![/quote]

Definite advantage having your own biz. I just tell the employees that I’m a big glazed doughnut eater.[/quote]

I need one of those “at first I was like this… and then I loled” pics.

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I feel stupid. I still don’t get it. =/
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He’s talking about performing oral sex on a woman. :wink:

^Ummm LULZ to the cutest Canadian I know… you’re sorta close.

However it was meant to mean- The glaze one leaves after watching pron & self pleasuring…

Not nearly as funny, once it has to be explained.

& I’m sorely disappointed in you Stern. Obviously I’ve given you to much credit.

Highlight of the day so far… anonymous letter sent out to my client’s homeowners…accusing the client of all sorts of bad acts…and including a screen cap of a FB page that makes one of the board members look like a meth head.

Lock down your FB, people.

And I didn’t even know Czechoslovakia had internet