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[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Christine, pick a switch my love.[/quote]
I’ll let you pick it tonight, chimpmunk.
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The skinny electric blue one, it’ll definitely sting. But don’t worry, we will create a pleasure balance. Charles is feeling restless.
Hot Fuzz/Beaver Girl/Chuck/Vagina Squirrel/ Squirrely Vagina/etc/etc is way more ready than she was the last time and my test time has been changed from 10:45 to 1:15.
SERENITY NOW!!!
Good luck, Charlie Horse/Hot Fuzz/Beaver Girl/Chuck/Vagina Squirrel/ Squirrely Vagina/etc/etc!
I played 2.5 hours of hockey tonight.
First hour with the normal guys for Wednesday.
The next 1.5 hours with a bunch of 20 year old former travel hockey kids…
Scored a goal playing with the kids.
My legs hurt.
Night TK
Been gone for a minute…lots of things going on. My son got into his first fight in school. A bully made the mistake of calling him a son of a bitch. He was promptly choked out. Teaching him how to fight now, as well as training him in the art of picking shit up. The daughter is a different story. Very scared of change that one is. And the nephew is coming along quite well. Funny how the simple threat of a belt can bring certain kids along.
Wifey might be preggers. Mother Nature is a no-show.
I have basically established my role as Alpha Male within this new family. Especially after I told my mother-in-law to go kick rocks and mind her damn business. Even the father-in-law speaks to me now.
Morning TK
Welcome back, RB.
Seems you have things under control.
[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
Been gone for a minute…lots of things going on. My son got into his first fight in school. A bully made the mistake of calling him a son of a bitch. He was promptly choked out. Teaching him how to fight now, as well as training him in the art of picking shit up. The daughter is a different story. Very scared of change that one is. And the nephew is coming along quite well. Funny how the simple threat of a belt can bring certain kids along.
Wifey might be preggers. Mother Nature is a no-show.
I have basically established my role as Alpha Male within this new family. Especially after I told my mother-in-law to go kick rocks and mind her damn business. Even the father-in-law speaks to me now.[/quote]
It’s amazing what a belt can do! Weild it properly and you can probably dominate the whole block.
Good morning.
Finished The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo last night, definitely got very dark, but I really liked it overall. Going to get the second book today and read it during work.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Christine wrote:
I don’t do twitter, but I signed up last week because my brother was bugging me to follow him.
He isn’t nearly as entertaining as the Cobra.
HG, why are your posts now delayed? Who did you piss off?
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Been that way for months, sweet pea. I think TK! The weird e-clique that had frequented the place elected a noble leader to say flamebait things, a few followed me around the boards for awhile trying to discourage me from posting in TK and they no doubt mass reported my posts to continue being gay. [/quote]
I think I can explain why.
But I don’t think anyone wants a software architecture discussion…
Tough little kid.
^^^ Daryl Dixon from Walking Dead, as a boy.
this cant be worth it.
It’s like he’s screaming at her “take it all, bitch”.
What’s purple, covered in puss and squeals?
A skinned cat in a bucket of salt.
Pink would me a more accurate statement. If you’re going to troll, troll accurately
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
What’s purple, covered in puss and squeals?
A skinned cat in a bucket of salt.[/quote]
This post should be reported.
Some things are sacred and should not be joked about. Only deviants and serial killers could find this humorous.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A kitten in a trash compactor.
[quote]Christine wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
What’s purple, covered in puss and squeals?
A skinned cat in a bucket of salt.[/quote]
This post should be reported.
Some things are sacred and should not be joked about. Only deviants and serial killers could find this humorous.[/quote]Rally the troops honey buns. There’s some e-tattling to do!