[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I’m never moving in with my gf, she’s out of her fucking head. [/quote]
She’d have to be to date you.
ZING.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^^looks like drunk Kermit the frog all the time[/quote]
Fuck you, Polo!
Also, since I’m still orgasmic, a pic of me at the Ottawa show. You can see that Ed and I have the same haircut.[/quote]
[i]Dear Eddie V,
I loved the show.
Here’s something I put together for you. Please find enclosed:
-a 500 dollar spa gift card
-several flower arrangements
-an edible fruit arrangement
-a bunch of balloons
-a poem. (Excerpt: “You make me look, you make me smile, your ass should have its own facebook profile.”)
I’ll see you later!!! (but you won’t see me seeing you)
Love forever (no, I mean FOREVER, if you know what I mean),
PMPM
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^^looks like drunk Kermit the frog all the time[/quote]
Fuck you, Polo!
Also, since I’m still orgasmic, a pic of me at the Ottawa show. You can see that Ed and I have the same haircut.[/quote]
I just have to tell you PMPM, my best friend in HS was obsessed (OBSESSED!) with Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder and we quite literally stalked him AND his family for years. We would look up all the different possible addresses (on microfilm I shit you not) where he and/or his estranged mom lived (somewhere in Illinois, I think), we had made all sorts of plans to go find him and even coined the term “Seattle be the day,” we went to see his then wife and her shitty band play at the Knitting Factory…ugh!! I can’t count how many times I’ve seen Pearl Jam Live in [insert city] or watched Singles…
Teenagers are so weird.
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^^looks like drunk Kermit the frog all the time[/quote]
Fuck you, Polo!
Also, since I’m still orgasmic, a pic of me at the Ottawa show. You can see that Ed and I have the same haircut.[/quote]
I just have to tell you PMPM, my best friend in HS was obsessed (OBSESSED!) with Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder and we quite literally stalked him AND his family for years. We would look up all the different possible addresses (on microfilm I shit you not) where he and/or his estranged mom lived (somewhere in Illinois, I think), we had made all sorts of plans to go find him and even coined the term “Seattle be the day,” we went to see his then wife and her shitty band play at the Knitting Factory…ugh!! I can’t count how many times I’ve seen Pearl Jam Live in [insert city] or watched Singles…
Teenagers are so weird.
[/quote]
Well now, this could just be the form letter for the EV Stalker Club:
[i]
Dear Eddie V,
I loved the show.
Here’s something I put together for you. Please find enclosed:
-a 500 dollar spa gift card
-several flower arrangements
-an edible fruit arrangement
-a bunch of balloons
-a poem. (Excerpt: “You make me look, you make me smile, your ass should have its own facebook profile.”)
I’ll see you later!!! (but you won’t see me seeing you)
Love forever (no, I mean FOREVER, if you know what I mean),
Maschy
[/i]
Eddie: "Why do they keep sending me fruit? I HATE fruit!!
If Ed had an ass, I would make it a Facebook profile. Truth. Too bad he’s just a skinny little old rocker surfer dude.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
^^^looks like drunk Kermit the frog all the time[/quote]
.[/quote]
[i]Dear Eddie V,
I loved the show.
Here’s something I put together for you. Please find enclosed:
-a 500 dollar spa gift card
-several flower arrangements
-an edible fruit arrangement
-a bunch of balloons
-a poem. (Excerpt: “You make me look, you make me smile, your ass should have its own facebook profile.”)
I’ll see you later!!! (but you won’t see me seeing you)
Love forever (no, I mean FOREVER, if you know what I mean),
PMPM[/quote]
Classic butttt…This poem made me feel like I walked in on this…
Survived walk.
45 minutes, 2.4 miles.
Still hurt but better then yesterday.
Observations:
1 - Smokers must all own cars with broken ashtrays
2 - Cigarette butts should be bio-degradable
3 - Road kill stinks
4 - Skunk road kill stinks more
Earned my food, lol
[quote]2busy wrote:
Survived walk.
45 minutes, 2.4 miles.
Still hurt but better then yesterday.
Observations:
1 - Smokers must all own cars with broken ashtrays
2 - Cigarette butts should be bio-degradable
3 - Road kill stinks
4 - Skunk road kill stinks more
Earned my food, lol[/quote]
I admire the above after an operation. Thumbs up
Briefly, some of my friends made my ass a profile. It had 8 friends until I found it and made them delete it
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Survived walk.
45 minutes, 2.4 miles.
Still hurt but better then yesterday.
Observations:
1 - Smokers must all own cars with broken ashtrays
2 - Cigarette butts should be bio-degradable
3 - Road kill stinks
4 - Skunk road kill stinks more
Earned my food, lol[/quote]
I admire the above after an operation. Thumbs up
[/quote]
Well, you know what they say…
Fat never sleeps… (apologies to Neil Young fans)
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Briefly, some of my friends made my ass a profile. It had 8 friends until I found it and made them delete it [/quote]
See I was just getting ready to re-activate my account and then I finished the sentence. Deleted.
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Survived walk.
45 minutes, 2.4 miles.
Still hurt but better then yesterday.
Observations:
1 - Smokers must all own cars with broken ashtrays
2 - Cigarette butts should be bio-degradable
3 - Road kill stinks
4 - Skunk road kill stinks more
Earned my food, lol[/quote]
I admire the above after an operation. Thumbs up
[/quote]
Well, you know what they say…
Fat never sleeps… (apologies to Neil Young fans)[/quote]
hahah, I’m a happy fat bastard these days. But now I wake to the hamstings of iron every morning. My foam rollers are like packing peanuts now. My best friend is now a pvc pipe with towel around it.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I’m never moving in with my gf, she’s out of her fucking head. [/quote]
cause she’s with you.
didn’t you move to Ireland and have a baby with her recently?
[quote]scj119 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I’m never moving in with my gf, she’s out of her fucking head. [/quote]
She’d have to be to date you.
ZING.[/quote]
oooo burn
awesome!
Howdy!
[quote]2busy wrote:
Hard kick to the nuts and punch to the nose.
Finger/Hand poke eyes/throat to stun
Kick to the knee to drop
Kick in the ribs to disable
Run
[/quote]
Do you know how hard most of this is to do? Number 1 should be run, then if you absolutely have to, knees and elbows, like if you’re trapped in a corner and he’s within striking distance. Even then clinch is better.
Get thy daughters to a reputable self d course. It’s best to learn how weak you are in a controlled environment.
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Hard kick to the nuts and punch to the nose.
Finger/Hand poke eyes/throat to stun
Kick to the knee to drop
Kick in the ribs to disable
Run
[/quote]
Do you know how hard most of this is to do? Number 1 should be run, then if you absolutely have to, knees and elbows, like if you’re trapped in a corner and he’s within striking distance. Even then clinch is better.
Get thy daughters to a reputable self d course. It’s best to learn how weak you are in a controlled environment.
[/quote]
Tell him sista
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Patch2 wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
Hard kick to the nuts and punch to the nose.
Finger/Hand poke eyes/throat to stun
Kick to the knee to drop
Kick in the ribs to disable
Run
[/quote]
Do you know how hard most of this is to do? Number 1 should be run, then if you absolutely have to, knees and elbows, like if you’re trapped in a corner and he’s within striking distance. Even then clinch is better.
Get thy daughters to a reputable self d course. It’s best to learn how weak you are in a controlled environment.
[/quote]
Tell him sista[/quote]
Seriously, if you don’t know what you’re doing, you can’t even get a someone with a good grip to let go of your wrist. Someone grabs your wrist, you’re going to poke their eye out? I don’t think the average woman has the balls to do that. Also, you’re fucked if it goes wrong. Now a really pissed off guy has a death grip on your wrist. Better to know a bit of physics.
I gotta go to class, and I don’t want to harp on it, but you guys shouldn’t be telling the women in your lives to ‘just hit’ a strange guy. Especially if she’s never actually punched anything before.