[quote]Dasher wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Scj!!! We killed 49 without you [/quote]
And it was a Epic Raven haired party outfit rape finger good time.[/quote]
Fuck YES. When I am having a good hair day, I document thoroughly. I ended up having a good eye make-up day, too!! Yaaay!![/quote]
POIDH
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Hahahaha. The cougs love you!
I hope to be a cougar someday.[/quote]
I think you’ll make an awesome cougar.
I just wish I had half the game with girls my own age as I apparently do with the age 50-60 demographic.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
I hope to be a cougar someday.[/quote]
That would mean the father of your children, the love of your life, left you for someone half your age right before retirement… Leaving you to have unprotected sex with STD ridden college age boys who fuck like a 12 year old who’s only watched shitty scat porn.
SOunds shitty IMO.
ha! pictures in 49 kill, sucka
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
I hope to be a cougar someday.[/quote]
That would mean the father of your children, the love of your life, left you for someone half your age right before retirement… Leaving you to have unprotected sex with STD ridden college age boys who fuck like a 12 year old who’s only watched shitty scat porn.
SOunds shitty IMO.[/quote]
Cougars aren’t always moms you racist.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
I hope to be a cougar someday.[/quote]
That would mean the father of your children, the love of your life, left you for someone half your age right before retirement… Leaving you to have unprotected sex with STD ridden college age boys who fuck like a 12 year old who’s only watched shitty scat porn.
SOunds shitty IMO.[/quote]
Well… When it’s presented like that, it doesn’t sound good.
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
I hope to be a cougar someday.[/quote]
That would mean the father of your children, the love of your life, left you for someone half your age right before retirement… Leaving you to have unprotected sex with STD ridden college age boys who fuck like a 12 year old who’s only watched shitty scat porn.
SOunds shitty IMO.[/quote]
Well… When it’s presented like that, it doesn’t sound good.[/quote]
lol its all in presentation. Perhaps I’d rather be a milf?
[quote]Dasher wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
I hope to be a cougar someday.[/quote]
That would mean the father of your children, the love of your life, left you for someone half your age right before retirement… Leaving you to have unprotected sex with STD ridden college age boys who fuck like a 12 year old who’s only watched shitty scat porn.
SOunds shitty IMO.[/quote]
Well… When it’s presented like that, it doesn’t sound good.[/quote]
lol its all in presentation. Perhaps I’d rather be a milf?
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Well you need to make a baby to be a milf… I’ll be over in 20.
[quote]scj119 wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
I hope to be a cougar someday.[/quote]
That would mean the father of your children, the love of your life, left you for someone half your age right before retirement… Leaving you to have unprotected sex with STD ridden college age boys who fuck like a 12 year old who’s only watched shitty scat porn.
SOunds shitty IMO.[/quote]
Well… When it’s presented like that, it doesn’t sound good.[/quote]
lol its all in presentation. Perhaps I’d rather be a milf?
[/quote]
Well you need to make a baby to be a milf… I’ll be over in 20.[/quote]
hey hey! thanks for helping me out on this one!
Friends helping Friends become pregnant. You guy rock.
thats what TK is all about.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
thats what TK is all about.[/quote]
TK’s- Knocking Boots an spreading seeds since Thread 1.
You guys crack me up.
And just think Scj you can eat whatever you want. 
oh yeah! Scj has bravely agreed to carry my child.
I has question.
A few weeks ago, I bumped into an old guy acquaintance of mine and we exchanged numbers and such. We met up and had lunch, and had a good time. Whatever. 2 weeks ago or so, he asked If I would go with him to a wedding as his date had bailed. I agreed.
Well, now he acts increasingly interested. Unfortunately, the more he talks, the less I can stand him. The wedding is now 6 days away. Is it too late to back out?
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Me next Beansie please. 
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I tried, but I can’t. Nlmain’s whole production and general negativity she brought to it ruined it for now.
I was just trying to have some fun, god forbid…
Anyway, best I can do, is it is similar to Green’s. Not the same, but similar in ways.
[quote]scj119 wrote:
I just wish I had half the game with girls my own age as I apparently do with the age 50-60 demographic.[/quote]
LOL I have the same problem. Recently, an older woman told me she thought I looked like a young John Cougar Mellencamp. I disagreed and I didn’t take it as a compliment, but she went on to explain how much she loved JCM and then proceeded to tell me what she wanted to do to me. I declined as politely as I could and then felt the need to go drink until I puke. To give her credit, though, she had me blushing heavily and stammering like a fool for a moment. I just wish she was twenty to thirty years younger. lmao
[quote]Dasher wrote:
I has question.
A few weeks ago, I bumped into an old guy acquaintance of mine and we exchanged numbers and such. We met up and had lunch, and had a good time. Whatever. 2 weeks ago or so, he asked If I would go with him to a wedding as his date had bailed. I agreed.
Well, now he acts increasingly interested. Unfortunately, the more he talks, the less I can stand him. The wedding is now 6 days away. Is it too late to back out?[/quote]
haha, this fuckign guy thinks he broke out of the friend zone you put him in with the lunch date.
This boy be crazy if he thinks he can break out of teh friend zone.
Text him the following: “Two words for you, friend zone. Do you still want me to go to the wedding?”
OK fine… Dash you gonna get fat with me?