[quote]Rodimus Black wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Men and football[/quote]
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hahahahahahahahahaha
I’m stealing that one.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Oh no! Guiness is dropping the ball [/quote]
I would still drink guinness even if it tasted like piss! (:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Oh no! Guiness is dropping the ball [/quote]
I would still drink guinness even if it tasted like piss! (:[/quote]
1.Buy coors light
- Put a paper wrapper on the can which says ‘Guiness’
3.???
- Profit!
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Men and football[/quote]
Daang right.
Don’t you work for a football program?[/quote]
Lol yup. I was going for irony.
Ahh, love a good excuse to drink some dark nasty beer. Gonna have to try those two!!
And Dasher, when the forefathers spoke of the pursuit of happiness, they meant dead animals, beer and football, they just didn’t know what to call it at the time…
I’m doing a little leg pulling. I love beer and pigskin.
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Men and football[/quote]
Hey! Some do watch/participate in OTHER sports!
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Men and football[/quote]
Hey! Some do watch/participate in OTHER sports![/quote]
Only white guys in the north. 
ugh ugh ugh! I am trying to upload a little video to youtube and im NOT impressed…maybe I’m impatient. Does it usually take you guys a while for the video to “process”??
[quote]Dasher wrote:
ugh ugh ugh! I am trying to upload a little video to youtube and im NOT impressed…maybe I’m impatient. Does it usually take you guys a while for the video to “process”??[/quote]
Yes, be patient
fidgets okaaaaaay. Thanks inky
Hubby goes to get his bow restrung and calls to say that he would like me to transfer money for him to get a new bow. steam comes out of ears
I loooathe being put on the spot like that and being made out to be the bad guy if I put my foot down and say ‘NO.’
But it’s his money after all from his re-enilistment bonus but we agreed we would use it as a cushion for the holidays. Not to just spend it all up. fuuuuuu
[quote]2busy wrote:
[quote]Dasher wrote:
Men and football[/quote]
Hey! Some do watch/participate in OTHER sports![/quote]
Your season, which is what, 16 months long, is just about to get started. It can be roundly ignored until about April (minus the winter classic on NBC on New Years Day, that’s awesome).
Now is time for football.
The leaves on trees are changing in small towns and giant cities all over the country, the side street to the stadium is canopied with oaks of auburn and maples of crimson and aspens of flashing yellow.
The bleachers are filling with moms drinking cocoa and little brothers with hot dogs, while the dads lean on the chain link and speculate whether “Kingstons’ QB is anything like his brother” and if the head coach will “get his head out his ass and run the damn wing T like they did when I played…”
The band is in the parking lot laughing, wearing sunglasses while the drummers idly beat on the toms and ghost-note the snares. The drum major looks out of place with his chromed out baton and his helmet on the hood of his Moms’ old pontiac.
Cheerleaders are preening each others’ makeup and hair, stretching out hamstrings and wandering to the gate, lining up in rows on either side.
Accross a patch of grass is the field house, on the left is the away team, on the right is the home. Decked out in uniforms reserved for the day, neck-ties and dress shoes sloppily thrust into lockers. Empty tape rolls and ripped pre-wrap litter the floor, three caged lighbulbs burn from the cieling and the chalkboard that’s usually adorned with x’s and o’s only announces three words. We. Win. Tonight.
Clacks of cleats on the concrete floor, slaps of pads, grunts of thirty bodies crammed into a hallway meant for 10. Coach stops short, addresses his men, jerseys tucked in, captains up front, wide eyed and heads pounding.
Drum beats. tickity tacking lightly, then small booms from the bass before things get louder. Things get serious.
Bass, snare, rattling their approach from the endzone in unison forming the towns first letter on the 50. Band leader on a ladder raises his arms only to be thrown down in a fury as the first note of the mighty home teams’ fight song rings through the trumpets, Cheerleaders jump and yell, and finally! the oppressive dank locker room smell in the noses of our thirty is over-taken by popcorn and fresh cut grass as they sprint… As they rush… onto a lit field in front of everyone they know because tonight is finally game night and the whole god-damned world could fall away for the next three hours, because for now we’re all here.
For now, it’s only football.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I love this time of year cause it is always about dark rich beer, hamburgers and football.[/quote]
Our local Christmas Ale doesn’t go on sale until late October though, even though I’m not actually a big beer guy I love that stuff, perfect for staving off seasonal depression in Ohio =p
2/3 ain’t bad until then.
oh my…that is poetic!
MiM—eeks…maybe you can compromise? I am a big sucker for guns, and once upon a time i told myself that I could justify an upgrade if I got rid of a couple of equal value. Although through this I’m well aware that shit is expensive!
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Hubby goes to get his bow restrung and calls to say that he would like me to transfer money for him to get a new bow. steam comes out of ears
I loooathe being put on the spot like that and being made out to be the bad guy if I put my foot down and say ‘NO.’
But it’s his money after all from his re-enilistment bonus but we agreed we would use it as a cushion for the holidays. Not to just spend it all up. fuuuuuu[/quote]
Maybe he won’t want anything for Christmas?
Was it yours or his idea to use it as a cushion?
What is he getting MIM?! Other than an ass chewing, obviously 
No problem Dash, I’m here to help
Chili’s raised the price of kids meals 55% 
55%?!? Damn, thanks Netflix…
Mmmmmm… Tuna in a bag.