Shit’s fucked up though. Whenever i think the rest of T-Nation is full of rage and insanity I just look in there. Puts everything in perspective.
“I’ve been a bad, bad boy father”
- Best line in a fictional movie.
HAY GUYS!
back with another update from the porcelain throne! girlfriend caught my stomach bug, so i stayed up with her last night because that’s what you’re supposed to do. i was pretty useless during the whole experience, although I have to say my tolerance for vomit is impressive.
eating oatmeal while holding my girlfriend’s hair out of puking range was no problem.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
HAY GUYS!
back with another update from the porcelain throne! girlfriend caught my stomach bug, so i stayed up with her last night because that’s what you’re supposed to do. i was pretty useless during the whole experience, although I have to say my tolerance for vomit is impressive.
eating oatmeal while holding my girlfriend’s hair out of puking range was no problem.[/quote]
You’re such a good boyfriend:)
How is she feeling, now?
Dinner:
Steak and mushroom risotto
Desert:
King size almond joy and Mamba
Now I feel like I’m having a sugar coma, worm help a brotha out while he pukes
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
HAY GUYS!
back with another update from the porcelain throne! girlfriend caught my stomach bug, so i stayed up with her last night because that’s what you’re supposed to do. i was pretty useless during the whole experience, although I have to say my tolerance for vomit is impressive.
eating oatmeal while holding my girlfriend’s hair out of puking range was no problem.[/quote]
You’re such a good boyfriend:)
How is she feeling, now?[/quote]
She’s recovering. I think she secretly blames me for giving her the Rectal Purge, but she wanted to share paraphernalia so it’s her fault.
Bass don’t worry sweetie I’ll hold back your hair.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Has anyone else seen pubic hair in the sink at their work restroom? I’m not sure if I want to know how it got there. [/quote]
pubic hair in the work bathroom? try poop smears. ya. government office.
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?[/quote]
Since the Women of '08 paved the way.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?[/quote]
Since the Women of '08 paved the way. [/quote]
i was just about to say that
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Has anyone else seen pubic hair in the sink at their work restroom? I’m not sure if I want to know how it got there. [/quote]
pubic hair in the work bathroom? try poop smears. ya. government office. [/quote]
Try explosive diarrhea all over then mens room, at a law office.
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?[/quote]
Since the Women of '08 paved the way. [/quote]
i was just about to say that[/quote]
Welcome to Threadkiller, dearie. Now post pics of your kitty!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?[/quote]
Since the Women of '08 paved the way. [/quote]
i was just about to say that[/quote]
Welcome to Threadkiller, dearie. Now post pics of your kitty![/quote]
hahahaha why i think i will, thank you!
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Has anyone else seen pubic hair in the sink at their work restroom? I’m not sure if I want to know how it got there. [/quote]
pubic hair in the work bathroom? try poop smears. ya. government office. [/quote]
Try explosive diarrhea all over then mens room, at a law office. [/quote]
that sounds like it could have been an accident
Maybe but EVERYWHERE except the toilet…for some reason I don’t think it was.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Maybe but EVERYWHERE except the toilet…for some reason I don’t think it was.[/quote]
i hate sitting in a cubicle as much as the next guy… but i never hate it enough to do THAT
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?[/quote]
Since the Women of '08 paved the way. [/quote]
i was just about to say that[/quote]
Welcome to Threadkiller, dearie. Now post pics of your kitty![/quote]
hahahaha why i think i will, thank you![/quote]
Caption should be “I can’t bend down, so I guess you’re gonna have to feed me.”
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?[/quote]
Since the Women of '08 paved the way. [/quote]
i was just about to say that[/quote]
Welcome to Threadkiller, dearie. Now post pics of your kitty![/quote]
hahahaha why i think i will, thank you![/quote]
How did your cat hurt himself?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Since when did 09 have so many pretty ladies?[/quote]
Since the Women of '08 paved the way. [/quote]
i was just about to say that[/quote]
Welcome to Threadkiller, dearie. Now post pics of your kitty![/quote]
hahahaha why i think i will, thank you![/quote]
How did your cat hurt himself?
[/quote]
freak accident. i was visiting my parents for christmas, i brought my cat Dillan.
my mom loves him so i decided to leave him there for a week so she could cuddle him.
within hours of me leaving, my dad was putting together a bed, the footboard hit the light cover. it shattered and scared Dillan, so he started running, and some glass came down and cut his achilles tendon.
SO my parents felt really bad for hurting my cat, they called in the vet for emergency surgery. they stitched his little tendon back together and he has to have a cast for 2 months.
he might end up with a limp. which will just make him even cuter.
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
How did your cat hurt himself?
[/quote]
freak accident. i was visiting my parents for christmas, i brought my cat Dillan.
my mom loves him so i decided to leave him there for a week so she could cuddle him.
within hours of me leaving, my dad was putting together a bed, the footboard hit the light cover. it shattered and scared Dillan, so he started running, and some glass came down and cut his achilles tendon.
SO my parents felt really bad for hurting my cat, they called in the vet for emergency surgery. they stitched his little tendon back together and he has to have a cast for 2 months.
he might end up with a limp. which will just make him even cuter.
[/quote]
Awww…poor little guy… Glad he’ll be okay, though.