I’m being force-fed goldfish crackers by the 1 year old, while I try to study. which would be fine except for the 1 in 8 or so that he’s pre-salivaing for me.
EDIT: the ones that he’s now sticking in my navel are a leetle bit irritating too.
So Matt Kroc’s on my Facebook. He is single now. I had to refrain from clicking the “like” button.
Fuck this thread. And fuck the next 5 you assholes are gonna make.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I shat on the lurker that used the “girls don’t like big muscles” and “I can tell so-and-so uses steroids because he made more progress than me” shit.
[/quote]
Well, speaking as a woman, I love big muscles, not TOO big, like the hardcore bodybuilders, but I got terribly horny just watching IH do isolation (or concentration?) curls…
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I shat on the lurker that used the “girls don’t like big muscles” and “I can tell so-and-so uses steroids because he made more progress than me” shit.
[/quote]
Well, speaking as a woman, I love big muscles, not TOO big, like the hardcore bodybuilders, but I got terribly horny just watching IH do isolation (or concentration?) curls…[/quote]
Creepy. A tiger doing concentration curls.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Fuck this thread. And fuck the next 5 you assholes are gonna make.[/quote]
Hi, Wol! Did you miss me and the tiger?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Fuck this thread. And fuck the next 5 you assholes are gonna make.[/quote]
Hi, Wol! Did you miss me and the tiger?[/quote]
You, yes. The Tiger, no. And I’m sure the innocent children and animals he killed in the jungle won’t miss him either.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I shat on the lurker that used the “girls don’t like big muscles” and “I can tell so-and-so uses steroids because he made more progress than me” shit.
[/quote]
Well, speaking as a woman, I love big muscles, not TOO big, like the hardcore bodybuilders, but I got terribly horny just watching IH do isolation (or concentration?) curls…[/quote]
My “Strip Sets” would have you throwing over Tiger-Boy in seconds.
Wait, who’s stripping?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Wait, who’s stripping?[/quote]
Go to bed! You have work in the morning!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Wait, who’s stripping?[/quote]
Go to bed! You have work in the morning![/quote]
I know, I was an idiot all weekend, staying up waaaaay too late.
I’m too old for this shit.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Wait, who’s stripping?[/quote]
Go to bed! You have work in the morning![/quote]
I know, I was an idiot all weekend, staying up waaaaay too late.
I’m too old for this shit.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling[/quote]
Put the porn down and go to sleep.
SLEEP!
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
HAY GUISE!
Someone’s got a new ventriloquist dummy![/quote]
Terrible joke.
Go Saints!
Why am I so sleepy?
Once you learn to sleep in your car, you’ll never be sleepy again.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Why am I so sleepy?[/quote]
'Cause you keep staying up late ya doofus!
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Why am I so sleepy?[/quote]
'Cause you keep staying up late ya doofus![/quote]
It’s cuz you were snoring. At least, I think it was you.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Why am I so sleepy?[/quote]
'Cause you keep staying up late ya doofus![/quote]
It’s cuz you were snoring. At least, I think it was you.[/quote]
Wern’t me cuz I don’t snore. I do talk in my sleep quite a bit though.