What it is that you do Bass?
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
My resume has no typos…thanks beans. Starting shit again. I kid I kid. I’m away this weekend but will be back on Monday pounding away at revising the resume and working the coverletters[/quote]
Try to keep positive too. Roll with it like this kitteh. 
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
My resume has no typos…thanks beans. Starting shit again. I kid I kid. I’m away this weekend but will be back on Monday pounding away at revising the resume and working the coverletters[/quote]
Try to keep positive too. Roll with it like this kitteh.
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I really like your bangs, they’re super cute.
big plans for the holiday anyone?
I basically do everything for my client from AP thru month end. Budget analysis, fix there fuck ups, provide recommendation for cost reduction. Fix there horrible payroll process. Track costs manage assets minor tax shit. Try to explain GAAP to people that to get it or care.
Basically tell them if they have to even think of asking "is this ok " IT IS FUCKING WRONG!! they ask y…I facepalm and just walk away.
Edited the above slightly. I don’t want them to possibly connect dots. I think someone there may be on these boards
Can you maybe dumb that down a little for me? Let’s say I’m 12. What would you tell a 12 year old you do?
Basically I’m everyone’s bitch. I do all the work while everyone else gets the credit
[quote]fighting_fires wrote:
big plans for the holiday anyone? [/quote]
Have my kids today and tomorrow. League hockey game tomorrow.
Going to try to set a pr on squats tomorrow or Monday.
Tons of divorce paperwork to day Monday. Seems Independence Day is fitting for that.
i can count to…potato.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Basically I’m everyone’s bitch. I do all the work while everyone else gets the credit[/quote]
can you cut grass?
I can cut potato
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I can cut potato[/quote]
HIRED!!!
I think I’m ovulating. For the first time ever I saw a guy at the gym that actually looked like he trains legs, he had a great ass. And he was wearing a pair of those slightly shiny silver basketball shorts. I really wanted. I watched him the whole time he lifted. Mirrors are great.
Guys feel like this all the time? I don’t think I could stand it.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I think I’m ovulating. For the first time ever I saw a guy at the gym that actually looked like he trains legs, he had a great ass. And he was wearing a pair of those slightly shiny silver basketball shorts. I really wanted. I watched him the whole time he lifted. Mirrors are great.
Guys feel like this all the time? I don’t think I could stand it. [/quote]
LMFAO
Yup, welcome to penis… It’s a bitch.
I’m drunk. lol
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I think I’m ovulating. For the first time ever I saw a guy at the gym that actually looked like he trains legs, he had a great ass. And he was wearing a pair of those slightly shiny silver basketball shorts. I really wanted. I watched him the whole time he lifted. Mirrors are great.
Guys feel like this all the time? I don’t think I could stand it. [/quote]
LMFAO
Yup, welcome to penis… It’s a bitch.
I’m drunk. lol[/quote]
I thought that was Bass… Hmm Bass what’s your ass like? I may have a job for you , it only pays in oxytocin though.
Ok, Bass, I have no idea how old you are if you’re a youngin’ I take it back. Where Edgy when a girl wants to flirt?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I think I’m ovulating. For the first time ever I saw a guy at the gym that actually looked like he trains legs, he had a great ass. And he was wearing a pair of those slightly shiny silver basketball shorts. I really wanted. I watched him the whole time he lifted. Mirrors are great.
Guys feel like this all the time? I don’t think I could stand it. [/quote]
LMFAO
Yup, welcome to penis… It’s a bitch.
I’m drunk. lol[/quote]
I thought that was Bass… Hmm Bass what’s your ass like? I may have a job for you , it only pays in oxytocin though.
Ok, Bass, I have no idea how old you are if you’re a youngin’ I take it back. Where Edgy when a girl wants to flirt?[/quote]
WAT?
Am I’m not understanding what you wrote cuz I’m drunk, or because you didn’t make sense?
Makes sense in my head. Blame the drunk.
Earlier bass said his job description was ‘bitch’ but then you said penis was a bitch. And then well I thought about penis and started wondering about how useful they can be and I think the rest is self explanatory. Helpful factoid Oxytocin is release by the brain when you orgasm.
Then I worried about flirting with babies, because I can’t remember how old bass is.
Now that I’ve taken all the mystery out of it do you understand?
Also, you’ve been drunk a lot lately, no?
im not drunk, and that first post made zero sense to me also. maybe im just stupid tho 
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Also, you’ve been drunk a lot lately, no?[/quote]
Yes… Infant come in december… I’m living it up like a motherfucker.