[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice rack, oops I mean range[/quote]
what a geek[/quote]
Sort of… How ya feeling?
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice rack, oops I mean range[/quote]
what a geek[/quote]
Sort of… How ya feeling?

I feel so much better after losing my shit in the OHP thread…
ahhhh
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
what about the goddamned built-in waffle functionality?[/quote][/quote]
THIS[/quote]
I don’t sully waffles with my attempts to make them at home. Some things - really great things - are better left to the professionals.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I feel so much better after losing my shit in the OHP thread…
ahhhh[/quote]
I had to check it out, since I quite enjoy seeing you lose your shit, Beans…
It’s that kind of bullshit that deters me from posting anything on that forum.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I feel so much better after losing my shit in the OHP thread…
ahhhh[/quote]
I had to check it out, since I quite enjoy seeing you lose your shit, Beans…
It’s that kind of bullshit that deters me from posting anything on that forum.[/quote]
You know, sometimes I like to think that it is really just people trying to get a rise out of the regular posters, and then it hits me. The general population is that fucking retarded.
I have learned not to project my goals on others, in part thanks to Vegeta on these very boards, but that means I don’t just put down the goals of others.
And the thought that the big guys aren’t the best to learn how to get big from is retarded to… I mean just yesterday my boss tried to teach me something, and instead of listening and trying to be better at my job, I ignored him and called up my buddy the lawyer. I mean why would you ask someone who was too poor for shoes in high school, and now has an 8 figure net worth, how to be a good CPA/businessman?
Just ask PMPM, she has dudes who’s form erodes pushing up 200lbs telling her how to bench, she will break world records soon enough.
Beans,
I personally think that the best way to be a good CPA, business man, or lawyer is to send funds to Ucallthatbass @ PO Box #
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I feel so much better after losing my shit in the OHP thread…
ahhhh[/quote]
I had to check it out, since I quite enjoy seeing you lose your shit, Beans…
It’s that kind of bullshit that deters me from posting anything on that forum.[/quote]
Whenever I feel the need to read stuff about bodybuilding I just go straight to the T-Cell. The BB forum makes my head hurt.
Seriously I’m gonna have to get into stripping for work now. Just imagine, jiggly flesh, sweat, belly rolls, scars, and bad hips all up on stage, shaking their money maker. I think the best place for my new strip club called “Bass’s Bad Ass Ball Busting Beats and Boobies tm” should be in East Boston
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I feel so much better after losing my shit in the OHP thread…
ahhhh[/quote]
I had to check it out, since I quite enjoy seeing you lose your shit, Beans…
It’s that kind of bullshit that deters me from posting anything on that forum.[/quote]
Whenever I feel the need to read stuff about bodybuilding I just go straight to the T-Cell. The BB forum makes my head hurt. [/quote]
It entertains me sometimes to see the utter stupidity of some people.
And I also become astonished at how delusional some people are, and truly believe in the drivel that comes out of their mouth.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Seriously I’m gonna have to get into stripping for work now. Just imagine, jiggly flesh, sweat, belly rolls, scars, and bad hips all up on stage, shaking their money maker. I think the best place for my new strip club called “Bass’s Bad Ass Ball Busting Beats and Boobies tm” should be in East Boston[/quote]
I seriously thought about being a “phone actress.”
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Seriously I’m gonna have to get into stripping for work now. Just imagine, jiggly flesh, sweat, belly rolls, scars, and bad hips all up on stage, shaking their money maker. I think the best place for my new strip club called “Bass’s Bad Ass Ball Busting Beats and Boobies tm” should be in East Boston[/quote]
I seriously thought about being a “phone actress.”[/quote]
I justed PM’d you my number… Lets practice
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Seriously I’m gonna have to get into stripping for work now. Just imagine, jiggly flesh, sweat, belly rolls, scars, and bad hips all up on stage, shaking their money maker. I think the best place for my new strip club called “Bass’s Bad Ass Ball Busting Beats and Boobies tm” should be in East Boston[/quote]
I seriously thought about being a “phone actress.”[/quote]
I justed PM’d you my number… Lets practice[/quote]
Great idea, I wouldn’t want to blow my audition.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Seriously I’m gonna have to get into stripping for work now. Just imagine, jiggly flesh, sweat, belly rolls, scars, and bad hips all up on stage, shaking their money maker. I think the best place for my new strip club called “Bass’s Bad Ass Ball Busting Beats and Boobies tm” should be in East Boston[/quote]
I seriously thought about being a “phone actress.”[/quote]
I justed PM’d you my number… Lets practice[/quote]
Great idea, I wouldn’t want to blow my audition.[/quote]
Huh huh huh…you said blow…huh huh…
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I feel so much better after losing my shit in the OHP thread…
ahhhh[/quote]
I had to check it out, since I quite enjoy seeing you lose your shit, Beans…
It’s that kind of bullshit that deters me from posting anything on that forum.[/quote]
Whenever I feel the need to read stuff about bodybuilding I just go straight to the T-Cell. The BB forum makes my head hurt. [/quote]
That’s a good idea. I’ll have to remind myself to do that.
I remember Livefromthe782… or something, asking me if I even worked out, since he’s never seen me post anywhere but SAMA and GAL. I had to laugh, because he was right.
Whenever I think of “Bass”, this tune always pops in my head:
Bass! How low can you go?
Death row what a brother knows
Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible D. Public Enemy number one
Five-O said “Freeze!” and I got numb
Can’t I tell 'em that I really never had a gun?
But it’s the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records they sell
'Cause a brother like me said “Well
Farrakhan’s a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
What he can say to you, what you ought to do”
Follow for now, power to the people say,
“Make a miracle. D, pump the lyrical”
Black is back, all in, we’re gonna win
Check it out, yeah y’all, here we go again
Chorus:
Turn it up! Bring tha noize!
Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that’s corrupt as a senator
Soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
'Cause the beats in the lines are so dope
Listen for lessons I’m saying inside music that the critics are
blasting me for
They’ll never care for the brothers and sisters now across the
country has us up for the war
We got to demonstrate, come on now, they’re gonna have to wait
Till we get it right
Radio Stations I question their blackness
They call themselves black, but we’ll see if they play this
Chorus
Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me
My deejay is warm, he’s X, I call him Norm, ya know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father of your rock’n’roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin’, you call a band, man
Makin’ a music, abuse it, but you can’t do it, ya know
You call 'em demos, but we ride limos, too
Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run DMC first said a deejay could be a band
Stand on its feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B, and L.L. as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still it can rock bells
Ever forever, universal, it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it
Chorus
From coast to coast, so you stop being like a comatose
'Stand, my man? The beat’s the same with a boast dose
Rock with some pizzazz, it will last why you ask?
Roll with the rock stars, still never get accepted as
We got to pleed the fifth, we can investigate
Don’t need to wait, get the record straight
Hey, posse’s in effect, got the Flavor Terminator
X to sign checks, play to get paid
We got to check it out down on the avenue
A magazine or two is dissing me and dissing you
Yeah, I’m telling you

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Whenever I think of “Bass”, this tune always pops in my head:
[/quote]
ANTHRAX - Bring the Noize…NICE ^epic bass
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
ANTHRAX - Bring the Noize…NICE ^epic bass[/quote]
Okay… That song is Public Enemy first and foremost, although the Anthrax version was good. It is a Chuck D song.
911 is joke in yo town.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
ANTHRAX - Bring the Noize…NICE ^epic bass[/quote]
Okay… That song is Public Enemy first and foremost, although the Anthrax version was good. It is a Chuck D song.
911 is joke in yo town.
[/quote]
Yes, absolutely true. But, they’re both badass in their own right.
Typically, when I was growing up, you either liked metal or you liked rap. PE was a group that I totally respected and grew to really like.
ef this thread
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
ef this thread[/quote]
Ef Lois Griffin!