Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (4)

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[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
put up 315 for five reps on squat today, barefoot.

not phenomenal, and not a pr, but made me happy none the less.[/quote]

I learned that already torn calluses at the base of both middle fingers do NOT make for PRs on deadlifts. :'|

I think I’ve got a week or so of ‘push’ workouts ahead of me.[/quote]

Crazy glue the fucker back on…I like to use sandpaper on them[/quote]
Too late, I already lost one of them, then gnawed the other off before it tore any further.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
i made it!!

wine and FOOD!!! i’m happy naow. [/quote]

We never talk anymore:([/quote]

your pm’s never work rite. [/quote]

I sent it to your Yahoo address.[/quote]

i replied! I think… whoopsie![/quote]

Nope. I thought maybe you were terminating our make-believe e-friendship.

I still stalk you in a passive-aggressive way, though.[/quote]

hmmm. well, i have a lot of stalkers already. u one of the scary ones? or u gonna tell me lovely things and feed my ego and listen to me bitch and complain?

tbh, one scary one is enough. at least i know how to get a restraining order now.

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two more hours.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
two more hours.[/quote]

just for shits, i called my gym. they close at 5.

i really should go lift.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
i made it!!

wine and FOOD!!! i’m happy naow. [/quote]

We never talk anymore:([/quote]

your pm’s never work rite. [/quote]

I sent it to your Yahoo address.[/quote]

i replied! I think… whoopsie![/quote]

Nope. I thought maybe you were terminating our make-believe e-friendship.

I still stalk you in a passive-aggressive way, though.[/quote]

hmmm. well, i have a lot of stalkers already. u one of the scary ones? or u gonna tell me lovely things and feed my ego and listen to me bitch and complain?

tbh, one scary one is enough. at least i know how to get a restraining order now. [/quote]

are the stalkers a result of your T-Nation exploits or just creeps from real life?

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
two more hours.[/quote]

just for shits, i called my gym. they close at 5.

i really should go lift. [/quote]

ha ha, I did the same shit.

Kids + Dog + Wife not home = no gym for meh today

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

are the stalkers a result of your T-Nation exploits or just creeps from real life?[/quote]

little from column “A”, little from column “B”… most of em are pretty harmless, and pseudofriends that i lose track of until they bring my lack of attention to my attention.

the scary one is from irl.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
i made it!!

wine and FOOD!!! i’m happy naow. [/quote]

We never talk anymore:([/quote]

your pm’s never work rite. [/quote]

I sent it to your Yahoo address.[/quote]

i replied! I think… whoopsie![/quote]

Nope. I thought maybe you were terminating our make-believe e-friendship.

I still stalk you in a passive-aggressive way, though.[/quote]

hmmm. well, i have a lot of stalkers already. u one of the scary ones? or u gonna tell me lovely things and feed my ego and listen to me bitch and complain?

tbh, one scary one is enough. at least i know how to get a restraining order now. [/quote]

Stalkers, fans… same thing? Except, the real stalker, of course. That’s some scary shit.

Nah, i’d feed the ego only on occasion (your ego gets fed enough:) ), but, i’d listen to you, um, “vent”. I don’t see you as a complainer.

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aight folks i’m outta here.

have a nice new years.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
My Christmas/bar pants from my inlaws. [/quote]

Pics of you in said pants, preferably deadlifting[/quote]

I have yet to receive my drunken PMs.[/quote]

I have yet to become drunk[/quote]

What are you waiting for, Christmas?!?! (:[/quote]

You know??

Bastard was talking about getting drunk since this morning, and now, here we are with a non-drinking-bass…guy. AND, and actual drunk PM request from PMPM. wtf!?! [/quote]

An invite from PMPM is like an invite from a higher up…get on that shit ASAP, son!!

P.S. Whatsup, tiggggggerboy?!?!?[/quote]

EXACTLY. Some people don’t see the gifts that are handed to them. Bass will be lucky if she even ‘speaks’ to him again. I know I wouldn’t.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I finally replied to your FB message, Toots. I’m the worse e-friend, ever.

How’s life been treating you this week?

Also, I want a Bobcat!
[/quote]

I thought you wanted a Savannah?

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
My Christmas/bar pants from my inlaws. [/quote]

Pics of you in said pants, preferably deadlifting[/quote]

I have yet to receive my drunken PMs.[/quote]

I have yet to become drunk[/quote]

What are you waiting for, Christmas?!?! (:[/quote]

You know??

Bastard was talking about getting drunk since this morning, and now, here we are with a non-drinking-bass…guy. AND, and actual drunk PM request from PMPM. wtf!?! [/quote]

An invite from PMPM is like an invite from a higher up…get on that shit ASAP, son!!

P.S. Whatsup, tiggggggerboy?!?!?[/quote]

EXACTLY. Some people don’t see the gifts that are handed to them. Bass will be lucky if she even ‘speaks’ to him again. I know I wouldn’t.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I finally replied to your FB message, Toots. I’m the worse e-friend, ever.

How’s life been treating you this week?

Also, I want a Bobcat!
[/quote]

I thought you wanted a Savannah?
[/quote]

Well, yes. The others aren’t very realistic choices, given the circumstances.

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
“Thank you for calling Gold’s Gym this is Derick speaking how may I direct your call? 5pm. No problem. Bye.” “Thank you for calling Gold’s Gym this is Derick speaking how may I direct your call? 5pm. No problem. Bye.” “Thank you for calling Gold’s Gym this is Derick speaking how may I direct your call? 5pm. No problem. Bye.” “Thank you for calling Gold’s Gym this is Derick speaking how may I direct your call? 5pm. No problem. Bye.”

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welcome to my world.[/quote]

Sounds kind of like my day today:

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you?No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

And no matter how many times I told the PBX operators to tell people calling for an early check that YES THEY CAN CHECK IN, I still got transferred those calls…

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
aight folks i’m outta here.

have a nice new years.[/quote]

I got to the bank at 2:10.

They closed at 2:00.

Ima gonna blame a certain blonde/redheaded superhero on this thread for sowing false info.

V (attempting pseudo-angry-smiley here.)

| ’ <
(for the left-headed bank teller.)

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Note to self: Underworld Evolution has werewolves in it.

Mah dog doesn’t like the noises they make… Almost lost a $1,200 TV.

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!

It mah anniversary.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Note to self: Underworld Evolution has werewolves in it.

Mah dog doesn’t like the noises they make… Almost lost a $1,200 TV.

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!

It mah anniversary.
[/quote]

congrats!!

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:

Sounds kind of like my day today:

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you?No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

Rooms Control, MaryBeth, how may I help you? No, you cannot see the fireworks from the hotel. Yes, you can check in early.

And no matter how many times I told the PBX operators to tell people calling for an early check that YES THEY CAN CHECK IN, I still got transferred those calls…[/quote]

Hi Marybeth, that’s a pretty name. Can I see the fireworks from my room? How about early check in? yes,excellent

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Y’all FB people should PM me your FB info.

Happy New Year.