[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Max -
Like a cow pissin on a flat rock right now.
and gale force winds.
Toots!
HI!
I um…
I mean.
how you doin?[/quote]
I’m half in the bag, I can be doing whatever you want me to be!!! ( :
(drunk at 10-11 PM)
[/quote]
Uh… Really? Pfffft, I couldn’t tell you’re drinking. Nope. Not at all.[/quote]
WHAT?
Then you don’t know me at all!! ( :
For tigerboy.
Oh the horror!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So ah…I was playing around with the wife and asked her to measure my calfs and arms for me, and she ended up measuring my unit after we were flirting and playing around.
So I’m pretty much almost as big around as I am long… So ah… Am I a freak?[/quote]
Ha… Greeny did this, too.
She called it “symmetrical”. :/[/quote]
It’ a compliment! I can’t tell you how many times people have said my tits are symmetrical as a compliment.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
TB’s parent’s house got broken into while his dad was out of town last night. She already has 9 Bichons and wants to get a big dog ‘for protection.’ He left her his HK, so the gun part is taken care of. I was just thinking 9 Bichons is already a great deterrent. She doesn’t need another dog.
They live in BFE, it’s not a weird animal hoarder situation. [/quote]
Holy shit! NINE?!?
Do they breed them?
NO, they do NOT need another dog.[/quote]
LOL!!! Totally reminds me of nards and his gf’s dogs!!!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Dude.
I haven’t measured my cock since HS.
(and it wasn’t anything to scream about then)
But I HAVE sent many pics of it to ImHungry. Ask him, mkay?
[/quote]
They weren’t the clearest shots, Edgy. Plus, they were at a distance, if I remember correctly.
[/quote]
They were indeed at a distance. I actually saved one.
Okay…dilemma of a lifetime!!! Do I friend my dad on FB? He’s already asked…I know I’ve said not to friend your parents…but…he’s not all there since the stroke…I think it would be okay…
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Max -
Like a cow pissin on a flat rock right now.
and gale force winds.
Toots!
HI!
I um…
I mean.
how you doin?[/quote]
I’m half in the bag, I can be doing whatever you want me to be!!! ( :
(drunk at 10-11 PM)
[/quote]
Uh… Really? Pfffft, I couldn’t tell you’re drinking. Nope. Not at all.[/quote]
WHAT?
Then you don’t know me at all!! ( :
[/quote]
Apparently not!!
What aren’t you drinking?
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
For tigerboy.[/quote]
HA!!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So ah…I was playing around with the wife and asked her to measure my calfs and arms for me, and she ended up measuring my unit after we were flirting and playing around.
So I’m pretty much almost as big around as I am long… So ah… Am I a freak?[/quote]
Ha… Greeny did this, too.
She called it “symmetrical”. :/[/quote]
It’ a compliment! I can’t tell you how many times people have said my tits are symmetrical as a compliment.[/quote]
THAT many have seen your tits, huh? And, they all said your tits are symmetrical? Nice!
We should do a dick/tit survey, just to get some second opinions.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay…dilemma of a lifetime!!! Do I friend my dad on FB? He’s already asked…I know I’ve said not to friend your parents…but…he’s not all there since the stroke…I think it would be okay…[/quote]
Friend him, but totally limit his access.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Dude.
I haven’t measured my cock since HS.
(and it wasn’t anything to scream about then)
But I HAVE sent many pics of it to ImHungry. Ask him, mkay?
[/quote]
They weren’t the clearest shots, Edgy. Plus, they were at a distance, if I remember correctly.
[/quote]
They were indeed at a distance. I actually saved one.[/quote]
SAH-WEET!!!
I know what i’m doing later tonight!! Bukkake the viking!!!
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay…dilemma of a lifetime!!! Do I friend my dad on FB? He’s already asked…I know I’ve said not to friend your parents…but…he’s not all there since the stroke…I think it would be okay…[/quote]
Friend him, but totally limit his access. [/quote]
this.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay…dilemma of a lifetime!!! Do I friend my dad on FB? He’s already asked…I know I’ve said not to friend your parents…but…he’s not all there since the stroke…I think it would be okay…[/quote]
Friend him, but totally limit his access. [/quote]
I don’t have anything scandalous on FB.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay…dilemma of a lifetime!!! Do I friend my dad on FB? He’s already asked…I know I’ve said not to friend your parents…but…he’s not all there since the stroke…I think it would be okay…[/quote]
Friend him, but totally limit his access. [/quote]
I don’t have anything scandalous on FB.[/quote]
Challenge accepted!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Max -
Like a cow pissin on a flat rock right now.
and gale force winds.
Toots!
HI!
I um…
I mean.
how you doin?[/quote]
I’m half in the bag, I can be doing whatever you want me to be!!! ( :
(drunk at 10-11 PM)
[/quote]
Uh… Really? Pfffft, I couldn’t tell you’re drinking. Nope. Not at all.[/quote]
WHAT?
Then you don’t know me at all!! ( :
[/quote]
Apparently not!!
What aren’t you drinking?[/quote]
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Okay…dilemma of a lifetime!!! Do I friend my dad on FB? He’s already asked…I know I’ve said not to friend your parents…but…he’s not all there since the stroke…I think it would be okay…[/quote]
Friend him, but totally limit his access. [/quote]
I don’t have anything scandalous on FB.[/quote]
Challenge accepted![/quote]
So excited I get my car back tomorrow. Driving a car with manual locks/windows is torture. I can never remember where I parked without my remote keyless entry!!!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So excited I get my car back tomorrow. Driving a car with manual locks/windows is torture. I can never remember where I parked without my remote keyless entry!!![/quote]
I feel old reading this.
The good ol’ days, when you took your alarm was removing your distributor wire. When you had to roll down your windows. Ay yay yay.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So excited I get my car back tomorrow. Driving a car with manual locks/windows is torture. I can never remember where I parked without my remote keyless entry!!![/quote]
I feel old reading this.
The good ol’ days, when you took your alarm was removing your distributor wire. When you had to roll down your windows. Ay yay yay. [/quote]
Oh please, you’re like one year older than me! 
