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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
She should only be hitting you in places you can cover with a sweatshirt, doesn’t she know the RULES?![/quote]

Okay, then he needs to start giving me hickies in other places besides my neck because my work shirts don’t have a collar that goes high enough to cover them.[/quote]

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

The only people who I give hickies to are 16 year olds and Mormons.[/quote]
Dude…[/quote]

If only I was 16![/quote]

Close enough, sucka![/quote]

Okay, thanks to you I’m pretty sure everyone in my geology class behind me thinks I’m gay- I went to look through your photos because i had no clue what you looked like and BOOM man-ass all up on my screen.

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[quote]byukid wrote:
Okay, thanks to you I’m pretty sure everyone in my geology class behind me thinks I’m gay- I went to look through your photos because i had no clue what you looked like and BOOM man-ass all up on my screen.[/quote]
Yeah, NOW they think you’re gay…

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Okay, thanks to you I’m pretty sure everyone in my geology class behind me thinks I’m gay- I went to look through your photos because i had no clue what you looked like and BOOM man-ass all up on my screen.[/quote]
Yeah, NOW they think you’re gay…[/quote]

Well it certainly didn’t allay any suspicions!

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[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
She should only be hitting you in places you can cover with a sweatshirt, doesn’t she know the RULES?![/quote]

Okay, then he needs to start giving me hickies in other places besides my neck because my work shirts don’t have a collar that goes high enough to cover them.[/quote]

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

The only people who I give hickies to are 16 year olds and Mormons.[/quote]
Dude…[/quote]

If only I was 16![/quote]

Close enough, sucka![/quote]

Okay, thanks to you I’m pretty sure everyone in my geology class behind me thinks I’m gay- I went to look through your photos because i had no clue what you looked like and BOOM man-ass all up on my screen.[/quote]

So… what did you think? :wink:

Did you save it to your spank bank folder?

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Haha damnit IH, that was funny.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

I bet that shit hurt!

A young guy I used to work with had his mother try to steam out a wrinkle with her iron… He had second degree burns on his stomach.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian?

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Hungry does have a spectacular ass, btw.

no homo

mebbe a little…

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Ah, shit… I bet you have some good latina stories!

My buddy growing up, was from a Peurto Rican family and they were hilariously brutal, sometimes.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Yes she was Italian actually. He was one of our fullbacks at USC, and he was Greek. She called and left a message in Greek, she flipped out thinking it was some other chick, and she burned him.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Ah, shit… I bet you have some good latina stories!

My buddy growing up, was from a Peurto Rican family and they were hilariously brutal, sometimes.[/quote]

True shit, Latinaz be crazy.

My first gf was Cuban, and one night we went to a club to go dancing/drinking. I go to get some drinks at the bar while she gets a booth for us to sit and chill. I come back, and some prick is sitting there with her, with his arm around her. So I ask him what’s up, he says he is going to take my girl home and fuck her. I chuckle, he throws his beer at me, I jump into the booth (which was a half circle shape), and start pummeling him. His buddies jump on me, and my girl jumps on them and starts Freddy Kruegering their asses with her nails. She is slicing them up, their necks, their faces, and we all get thrown out.

As we were driving home, I yell at her (all 5’2 of her) for jumping in, if she got hit I would have probably lost all my element right there. She is nodding “yeah yeah whatever”, as she is pulling skin from underneath her fingernails. She was bad ass.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Ah, shit… I bet you have some good latina stories!

My buddy growing up, was from a Peurto Rican family and they were hilariously brutal, sometimes.[/quote]

:slight_smile: I have only dated one white girl in my life. Yes I call it the “Rage” and I have had somethings thrown at me you would not believe. But the make up sex… words do not do it justice.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Yes she was Italian actually. He was one of our fullbacks at USC, and he was Greek. She called and left a message in Greek, she flipped out thinking it was some other chick, and she burned him. [/quote]

You have seen the picture of my wife, I really thought she was Italian when I met her in school. So are you involved with the “latina or Italian” women?

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Ah, shit… I bet you have some good latina stories!

My buddy growing up, was from a Peurto Rican family and they were hilariously brutal, sometimes.[/quote]

True shit, Latinaz be crazy.

My first gf was Cuban, and one night we went to a club to go dancing/drinking. I go to get some drinks at the bar while she gets a booth for us to sit and chill. I come back, and some prick is sitting there with her, with his arm around her. So I ask him what’s up, he says he is going to take my girl home and fuck her. I chuckle, he throws his beer at me, I jump into the booth (which was a half circle shape), and start pummeling him. His buddies jump on me, and my girl jumps on them and starts Freddy Kruegering their asses with her nails. She is slicing them up, their necks, their faces, and we all get thrown out.

As we were driving home, I yell at her (all 5’2 of her) for jumping in, if she got hit I would have probably lost all my element right there. She is nodding “yeah yeah whatever”, as she is pulling skin from underneath her fingernails. She was bad ass.[/quote]

Mine would have been grabbing beer bottles and looking for her knife. God I love that woman.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Yes she was Italian actually. He was one of our fullbacks at USC, and he was Greek. She called and left a message in Greek, she flipped out thinking it was some other chick, and she burned him. [/quote]

You have seen the picture of my wife, I really thought she was Italian when I met her in school. So are you involved with the “latina or Italian” women?[/quote]

I have dated mostly Latina women in my past, only a few Italian women thus far.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Look on the bright side Tiger, my buddy once got burned with an iron (intentionally) from his then girlfriend when another girl called him (who turned out to be his cousin from Greece). He now has a scar on his shoulder in the shape of a triangle, it’s kinda funny, but he doesn’t think so. [/quote]

Was the GF latina or italian? [/quote]

Ah, shit… I bet you have some good latina stories!

My buddy growing up, was from a Peurto Rican family and they were hilariously brutal, sometimes.[/quote]

True shit, Latinaz be crazy.

My first gf was Cuban, and one night we went to a club to go dancing/drinking. I go to get some drinks at the bar while she gets a booth for us to sit and chill. I come back, and some prick is sitting there with her, with his arm around her. So I ask him what’s up, he says he is going to take my girl home and fuck her. I chuckle, he throws his beer at me, I jump into the booth (which was a half circle shape), and start pummeling him. His buddies jump on me, and my girl jumps on them and starts Freddy Kruegering their asses with her nails. She is slicing them up, their necks, their faces, and we all get thrown out.

As we were driving home, I yell at her (all 5’2 of her) for jumping in, if she got hit I would have probably lost all my element right there. She is nodding “yeah yeah whatever”, as she is pulling skin from underneath her fingernails. She was bad ass.[/quote]

Mine would have been grabbing beer bottles and looking for her knife. God I love that woman. [/quote]

True dat, they are down for their crime.

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My first girlfriend was Brazilian. Nuts.

My next girl was Mexican with a temper and jealous streak but non-violent.

Latina,Italian,Middle Eastern women…all psychotic. In those cultures, crazy is the only “normal.”

I think Cubans/Colombians/Brazilians are most crazy, then Mexican.

But I love all women. They’re ok with killing you as long as THEY are the ones to do it. If some other bitch tries to kill you, they will go after her Terminator-style.

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I was dating a Mexican girl before I went on a deployment, I broke up w/ her about a month before I left. But the day I was leaving I called her just to say I was headed out and within a half hour she was at my apartment unannounced, came through the front door and started tearing at my clothes, telling me I had to fuck her one last time.

We finished up and she started putting her clothes on at lightspeed, it was weird because she usually hung out and made me food, showered with me and washed me up and all that. I asked her why she wasn’t sticking around and she said “gotta go papi, my grandma’s in the car waiting…”

She jumped up, wrapped her legs around my waist (she was muy tiny, about 5’2) grabbed my face and planted the most fucking amazing kiss that’s ever been left on my face and sped out the door…

She was god-damned amazing. Big ol’ tight booty, greenish-brown eyes, long black that she curled, great set of big tits with these cute little tiny nipples. ALWAYS in tight jeans, ALWAYS in heels or high-heeled boots, ALWAYS smelled awesome, soft skin all over, fucked like a banshee and cooked like a 5 star chef. She worked her ass off to make me happy, and it felt pretty fuckin’ good to be THAT taken care of.

But she pushed the marriage thing hot and heavy way to early for me. That compiled with me deploying for upwards of 8 months shut it all down for me. She was born in Mexico, lived with her entire family, and was one of two people in the house who spoke English. Doing things proper was a big deal to her, and she expected the natural progression of a typical courtship, especially since we were already fucking. Just wasn’t for me at the time.

I’ll never forget that girl though. For sure.

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

I was dating a Mexican girl before I went on a deployment, I broke up w/ her about a month before I left. But the day I was leaving I called her just to say I was headed out and within a half hour she was at my apartment unannounced, came through the front door and started tearing at my clothes, telling me I had to fuck her one last time.

We finished up and she started putting her clothes on at lightspeed, it was weird because she usually hung out and made me food, showered with me and washed me up and all that. I asked her why she wasn’t sticking around and she said “gotta go papi, my grandma’s in the car waiting…”

She jumped up, wrapped her legs around my waist (she was muy tiny, about 5’2) grabbed my face and planted the most fucking amazing kiss that’s ever been left on my face and sped out the door…

She was god-damned amazing. Big ol’ tight booty, greenish-brown eyes, long black that she curled, great set of big tits with these cute little tiny nipples. ALWAYS in tight jeans, ALWAYS in heels or high-heeled boots, ALWAYS smelled awesome, soft skin all over, fucked like a banshee and cooked like a 5 star chef. She worked her ass off to make me happy, and it felt pretty fuckin’ good to be THAT taken care of.

But she pushed the marriage thing hot and heavy way to early for me. That compiled with me deploying for upwards of 8 months shut it all down for me. She was born in Mexico, lived with her entire family, and was one of two people in the house who spoke English. Doing things proper was a big deal to her, and she expected the natural progression of a typical courtship, especially since we were already fucking. Just wasn’t for me at the time.

I’ll never forget that girl though. For sure.

[/quote]

Wow I had one of those, but she deployed and joined the marines.

And no you will never forget. Thats why I have married two already and if I get divorced there will be a third.

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Wow…okay then…interesting convo on Latina/Italian women…