[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Fucking insomnia.
I want to take this moment to thank my worthless neighbor, who managed to cut the cable for my tv, Internet, and phone service while installing or repairing his cable service. Tomorrow is trash day, and I have plenty of cat shit to dump in your trash cans once the trash truck empties yours. Payback’s a bitch mother fucker. [/quote]
Hahahahahaha have to remember that one.
So Max you didnt watch any of the combine?
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Goodmorning peeps. Its gym time.
DLs![/quote]
Your late, already did mine. Work hard.
Morning kids!
I’ve got this huge knot in my left ass cheek that I can’t get rid of by PVC rolling and stretching. Any ideas?
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Morning kids!
I’ve got this huge knot in my left ass cheek that I can’t get rid of by PVC rolling and stretching. Any ideas?
[/quote]
Lacrosse ball?
yawn
<Shiver>
::::Blank Stare at the computer Screen:::::[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Morning kids!
I’ve got this huge knot in my left ass cheek that I can’t get rid of by PVC rolling and stretching. Any ideas?
[/quote]
Stop injecting EVOO into your ass in the same spot?
TK is all about ass now?
WOO HOO!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
TK is all about ass now?
WOO HOO![/quote]
X9000
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
TK is all about ass now?
WOO HOO![/quote]
X9000[/quote]
Settle down, it’s now about pains in the ass.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Morning kids!
I’ve got this huge knot in my left ass cheek that I can’t get rid of by PVC rolling and stretching. Any ideas?
[/quote]
Stop injecting EVOO into your ass in the same spot?[/quote]
Damn that was exactly what I was thinking, but I was thinking Test.
Ink go get a massage man. I am way over due, you could also do Hot tub, heating pad.
Damn you anatomy lab exam!
dude
what if none of us exist?
Like we are in someone’s dream?
Or what if I’m in a coma and all of you are just my brain trying to pass time?
What if when I go to the gym its really a physical therapist doing mobility stuff on me to prevent bed sores?
HOLY HELL
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
dude
what if none of us exist?
Like we are in someone’s dream?
Or what if I’m in a coma and all of you are just my brain trying to pass time?
What if when I go to the gym its really a physical therapist doing mobility stuff on me to prevent bed sores?
HOLY HELL[/quote]
What if you are WHITE?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Ink go get a massage man.
[/quote]
I really should, first time for everything, right?
(Yes, I’m a professional massage virgin)
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/ever_feel_like_a_thread_killer_36?pageNo=45#bottom
How does she do it? Is it some kind of lawyer loophole or something?[/quote]
Yep.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Ink go get a massage man.
[/quote]
I really should, first time for everything, right?
(Yes, I’m a professional massage virgin)[/quote]
The wife made me do it a few years ago, never would have even crossed my mind.
Get someone who does deep tissue, dont get a 95 pound asian. You want a 200 pound Helga the horrible with man hands or get a guy.
Now if you are single and want happy ending then go with the 95 pound asian, but your ass may be more knotted up when they are done.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
dude
what if none of us exist?
Like we are in someone’s dream?
Or what if I’m in a coma and all of you are just my brain trying to pass time?
What if when I go to the gym its really a physical therapist doing mobility stuff on me to prevent bed sores?
HOLY HELL[/quote]
What if you are WHITE?[/quote]
In the alternate universe where I’m white. Would I be into black chicks with small asses vs white chicks with big ones?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
dude
what if none of us exist?
Like we are in someone’s dream?
Or what if I’m in a coma and all of you are just my brain trying to pass time?
What if when I go to the gym its really a physical therapist doing mobility stuff on me to prevent bed sores?
HOLY HELL[/quote]
What if you are WHITE?[/quote]
In the alternate universe where I’m white. Would I be into black chicks with small asses vs white chicks with big ones?
[/quote]
Or southwestern poon, vs middle eastern?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
dude
what if none of us exist?
Like we are in someone’s dream?
Or what if I’m in a coma and all of you are just my brain trying to pass time?
What if when I go to the gym its really a physical therapist doing mobility stuff on me to prevent bed sores?
HOLY HELL[/quote]
What if you are WHITE?[/quote]
In the alternate universe where I’m white. Would I be into black chicks with small asses vs white chicks with big ones?
[/quote]
NO its alternate universe so you would like dick color wouldnt matter.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
dude
what if none of us exist?
Like we are in someone’s dream?
Or what if I’m in a coma and all of you are just my brain trying to pass time?
What if when I go to the gym its really a physical therapist doing mobility stuff on me to prevent bed sores?
HOLY HELL[/quote]
What if you are WHITE?[/quote]
In the alternate universe where I’m white. Would I be into black chicks with small asses vs white chicks with big ones?
[/quote]
NO its alternate universe so you would like dick color wouldnt matter. [/quote]
But, I like trannies in this universe. So, um, what now?