[quote]tootles27 wrote:
pirates are the bomb.[/quote]
Arrrrrr!
I WILL HUMP YOU.
Hella.
Fur U Toots!
26 year old son: I want to get in shape
Me: I’ll get you a membership and you can go to the gym with me
son: well…I don’t want to get big
me: (?)
Son: well, I just don’t want to have to buy new clothes
me: (?)
Son: I just want to get in shape, you know, cut
me: 70% of that is diet, quit eating donuts, smoothies, pizza, cheesburgers, skittles, you’know.
Son: but I just want to do cardio and some light weights
me: they have machines and light weights at my gym
Son: what do they charge?
me: I’ll buy you the membership, don’t worry about it
Son: I don’t want to take advantage of you
me: you don’t pay rent or buy food, what’s the difference?
Son: I don’t like your gym
me: why?
Son: just too many people
me: you want a gym all to yourself?
Son: I just don’t like to work out with all those people around looking at me
me: what makes you think they’re looking at you or care about you?
Son: theres just too many people there
me: so what are you going to do?
Son: what do you think about PX90
Me: I think it is a good solid training/diet plan that works if you work it, the problem is that people just don’t finish it and are doomed to fail
Son: so you don’t think it’ll work for me
me: I think if you work it its good, but most don’t
Son: why don’t you ever support me in things I want to do?
me (?)
[quote]Edgy wrote:
26 year old son: I want to get in shape
Me: I’ll get you a membership and you can go to the gym with me
son: well…I don’t want to get big
me: (?)
Son: well, I just don’t want to have to buy new clothes
me: (?)
Son: I just want to get in shape, you know, cut
me: 70% of that is diet, quit eating donuts, smoothies, pizza, cheesburgers, skittles, you’know.
Son: but I just want to do cardio and some light weights
me: they have machines and light weights at my gym
Son: what do they charge?
me: I’ll buy you the membership, don’t worry about it
Son: I don’t want to take advantage of you
me: you don’t pay rent or buy food, what’s the difference?
Son: I don’t like your gym
me: why?
Son: just too many people
me: you want a gym all to yourself?
Son: I just don’t like to work out with all those people around looking at me
me: what makes you think they’re looking at you or care about you?
Son: theres just too many people there
me: so what are you going to do?
Son: what do you think about PX90
Me: I think it is a good solid training/diet plan that works if you work it, the problem is that people just don’t finish it and are doomed to fail
Son: so you don’t think it’ll work for me
me: I think if you work it its good, but most don’t
Son: why don’t you ever support me in things I want to do?
me (?)[/quote]
Next time you walk into the kitchen and he’s bent over looking to the fridge, bum rush him and slam the door on him…probably won’t work, but sounds awesome.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
26 year old son: I want to get in shape
Me: I’ll get you a membership and you can go to the gym with me
son: well…I don’t want to get big
me: (?)
Son: well, I just don’t want to have to buy new clothes
me: (?)
Son: I just want to get in shape, you know, cut
me: 70% of that is diet, quit eating donuts, smoothies, pizza, cheesburgers, skittles, you’know.
Son: but I just want to do cardio and some light weights
me: they have machines and light weights at my gym
Son: what do they charge?
me: I’ll buy you the membership, don’t worry about it
Son: I don’t want to take advantage of you
me: you don’t pay rent or buy food, what’s the difference?
Son: I don’t like your gym
me: why?
Son: just too many people
me: you want a gym all to yourself?
Son: I just don’t like to work out with all those people around looking at me
me: what makes you think they’re looking at you or care about you?
Son: theres just too many people there
me: so what are you going to do?
Son: what do you think about PX90
Me: I think it is a good solid training/diet plan that works if you work it, the problem is that people just don’t finish it and are doomed to fail
Son: so you don’t think it’ll work for me
me: I think if you work it its good, but most don’t
Son: why don’t you ever support me in things I want to do?
me (?)[/quote]
Next time you walk into the kitchen and he’s bent over looking to the fridge, bum rush him and slam the door on him…probably won’t work, but sounds awesome.[/quote]
Or Edgy tell him to join the Marines, free clothes, housing, workout and he will not live at home. Everybody wins. Plus he will be to tired to care if anybody is looking at him.
It’s been a billion years, but hello folks!
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
26 year old son: I want to get in shape
Me: I’ll get you a membership and you can go to the gym with me
son: well…I don’t want to get big
me: (?)
Son: well, I just don’t want to have to buy new clothes
me: (?)
Son: I just want to get in shape, you know, cut
me: 70% of that is diet, quit eating donuts, smoothies, pizza, cheesburgers, skittles, you’know.
Son: but I just want to do cardio and some light weights
me: they have machines and light weights at my gym
Son: what do they charge?
me: I’ll buy you the membership, don’t worry about it
Son: I don’t want to take advantage of you
me: you don’t pay rent or buy food, what’s the difference?
Son: I don’t like your gym
me: why?
Son: just too many people
me: you want a gym all to yourself?
Son: I just don’t like to work out with all those people around looking at me
me: what makes you think they’re looking at you or care about you?
Son: theres just too many people there
me: so what are you going to do?
Son: what do you think about PX90
Me: I think it is a good solid training/diet plan that works if you work it, the problem is that people just don’t finish it and are doomed to fail
Son: so you don’t think it’ll work for me
me: I think if you work it its good, but most don’t
Son: why don’t you ever support me in things I want to do?
me (?)[/quote]
Next time you walk into the kitchen and he’s bent over looking to the fridge, bum rush him and slam the door on him…probably won’t work, but sounds awesome.[/quote]
Or Edgy tell him to join the Marines, free clothes, housing, workout and he will not live at home. Everybody wins. Plus he will be to tired to care if anybody is looking at him. [/quote]
Do not do this, we don’t want any fruity ginger boys. Tell him to join the Air Force, so he won’t have to do anything but run 12 meters a year while flailing his arms like a pelican swallowing a bowling pin.
Semper Fi
So, my parents visited last weekend and left on Monday. My mom apparently got sick and had a bad cough and a fever of 101. According to my dad, this was brought on by the 90 minutes it took her to drive thru Chicago. Not because she had a cough before she came here or anything, oh no…this was strictly brought on by the stress of driving thru Chicago. If she’d let him drive, she wouldn’t be sick.
According to my dad, ever since they got married my mother is incapable of driving thru Chicago, nevermind the fact she lived there ALONE for years before they got married (hell, she moved there after graduating college with $300 and all her belongings in two suitcases) and successfully drove thru and around Chicago all the time. When I was a kid and we went somewhere and it involved Chicago, they always argued about going around or thru the city. If they were driving thru, my dad INSISTED he drive because my mother, being the frail little wifey she is, would not be mentally capable of such a feat. It’s like he thinks she became this little sheltered innocent who needs to be protected from the big bad city.
Anyway…I think my dad is slowly losing his logical thinking…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
26 year old son: I want to get in shape
Me: I’ll get you a membership and you can go to the gym with me
son: well…I don’t want to get big
me: (?)
Son: well, I just don’t want to have to buy new clothes
me: (?)
Son: I just want to get in shape, you know, cut
me: 70% of that is diet, quit eating donuts, smoothies, pizza, cheesburgers, skittles, you’know.
Son: but I just want to do cardio and some light weights
me: they have machines and light weights at my gym
Son: what do they charge?
me: I’ll buy you the membership, don’t worry about it
Son: I don’t want to take advantage of you
me: you don’t pay rent or buy food, what’s the difference?
Son: I don’t like your gym
me: why?
Son: just too many people
me: you want a gym all to yourself?
Son: I just don’t like to work out with all those people around looking at me
me: what makes you think they’re looking at you or care about you?
Son: theres just too many people there
me: so what are you going to do?
Son: what do you think about PX90
Me: I think it is a good solid training/diet plan that works if you work it, the problem is that people just don’t finish it and are doomed to fail
Son: so you don’t think it’ll work for me
me: I think if you work it its good, but most don’t
Son: why don’t you ever support me in things I want to do?
me (?)[/quote]
have you tried hitting him?
So does anyone know if Beans successful at getting it in last night?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So does anyone know if Beans successful at getting it in last night?[/quote]
Just finished in fact.
Now on to my annoyance. I think my lack of sleep is getting to me because this fucking douche in the beginners section bunny bench or whatever, is so obviously a fucking troll, but I’m falling for it hook line and sinker, and I’m super fucking aggravated by it.
But hey, I just banged my wife and had a good chest/tri session… It isn’t all bad.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
So does anyone know if Beans successful at getting it in last night?[/quote]
Just finished in fact.
Now on to my annoyance. I think my lack of sleep is getting to me because this fucking douche in the beginners section bunny bench or whatever, is so obviously a fucking troll, but I’m falling for it hook line and sinker, and I’m super fucking aggravated by it.
But hey, I just banged my wife and had a good chest/tri session… It isn’t all bad.[/quote]
Okay, well, good job! Glad you had a productive day/night.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
26 year old son: I want to get in shape
Me: I’ll get you a membership and you can go to the gym with me
son: well…I don’t want to get big
me: (?)
Son: well, I just don’t want to have to buy new clothes
me: (?)
Son: I just want to get in shape, you know, cut
me: 70% of that is diet, quit eating donuts, smoothies, pizza, cheesburgers, skittles, you’know.
Son: but I just want to do cardio and some light weights
me: they have machines and light weights at my gym
Son: what do they charge?
me: I’ll buy you the membership, don’t worry about it
Son: I don’t want to take advantage of you
me: you don’t pay rent or buy food, what’s the difference?
Son: I don’t like your gym
me: why?
Son: just too many people
me: you want a gym all to yourself?
Son: I just don’t like to work out with all those people around looking at me
me: what makes you think they’re looking at you or care about you?
Son: theres just too many people there
me: so what are you going to do?
Son: what do you think about PX90
Me: I think it is a good solid training/diet plan that works if you work it, the problem is that people just don’t finish it and are doomed to fail
Son: so you don’t think it’ll work for me
me: I think if you work it its good, but most don’t
Son: why don’t you ever support me in things I want to do?
me (?)[/quote]
So…he just wants to tone his arms? Get hawt abz?
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
It’s been a billion years, but hello folks![/quote]
Hai chim, here’s a cat pic!
Whoa, Chim!
Still alive, broseph?
Hai Chimy!! Edgy…haha…kids, I swear! Toots, feeling better? Greeny, is it mandatory that the 'rents are crazy people?
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Hai Chimy!! Edgy…haha…kids, I swear! Toots, feeling better? Greeny, is it mandatory that the 'rents are crazy people?[/quote]
Deb, if it is mandatory…I don’t want to become a 'rent.
Tamale pie tonight Greens, thought about you and tiger boy.
Early to bed tonight, so maybe I won’t blow off my alarm and actually get my fat ass up for Cardio.