Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (3)

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
It’s never too early…

Yes, yes it is. It’s always too early.[/quote]

As long as it is after halloween then it is all good to me. But that would bite to live next a house with alot of lights, it would always look like it’s daylight.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
This is cute…

http://www.lolcats.com/view/13232[/quote]

HAHA! My sister sent me that bumper sticker on FB cause sometimes I really hate everything!! (:

So cute I could crap a pony!

BC Lions are back in.

Two words for you all: Leaf Blower.

I highly recommend anyone who rakes, or can’t get their son to NOT half ass the raking, to go buy one of these:

http://www.toro.com/home/yardtools/blowervacs/51591.html

Dude, so fucking awesome. No blisters for me this year… WHOOOO

snow blowers are nice too.

Quick factoid: apparently after scoring a touchdown on an interception, if you & 3 of your line-mates run over to a sport-boat parked in the corner off-field, then climb in and pretend to go for a cruise, that’s considered unsportsmanlike showboating…both times.


Tried out my new belt, popped a shit load of blood vessels. Purple/red dots all over my traps neck and face. Good shit.

I lol’d! :slight_smile:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
It’s never too early…

Yes, yes it is. It’s always too early.

As long as it is after halloween then it is all good to me. But that would bite to live next a house with alot of lights, it would always look like it’s daylight.[/quote]

Fuck Christmas.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
It’s never too early…

Yes, yes it is. It’s always too early.

As long as it is after halloween then it is all good to me. But that would bite to live next a house with alot of lights, it would always look like it’s daylight.

Fuck Chistmas.[/quote]

WTF is “Chistmas”?

Sunday

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
It’s never too early…

Yes, yes it is. It’s always too early.

As long as it is after halloween then it is all good to me. But that would bite to live next a house with alot of lights, it would always look like it’s daylight.

Fuck Christmas.

WTF is “Chistmas”?[/quote]

Hell if I know.

I don’t, nor will I ever, understand how some people can feel comfortable giving advice about shit they have never accomplished themselves.

I mean, WTF? That would be like me walking into work tomorrow and telling my boss how to run his firm, because I read a few articles on the internets.

Why the fuck do 150lbs kids do this on the regular on the internet?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I don’t, nor will I ever, understand how some people can feel comfortable giving advice about shit they have never accomplished themselves.

I mean, WTF? That would be like me walking into work tomorrow and telling my boss how to run his firm, because I read a few articles on the internets.

Why the fuck do 150lbs kids do this on the regular on the internet? [/quote]

ok, the wall against which you may bang your head is down the hall and second door on the left. you’ll see the circle, and the bloody stains of those who have passed out.

if earl is still on the floor, ring back and let maintenance know.

or, you could buy calvins that fit and wash the sand out of your panties.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

or, you could buy calvins that fit and wash the sand out of your panties. [/quote]

lol, I wish I could post vulgar pictures…

Reposted…because this cracks me the hell up.

Thanks MD!!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I don’t, nor will I ever, understand how some people can feel comfortable giving advice about shit they have never accomplished themselves.

I mean, WTF? That would be like me walking into work tomorrow and telling my boss how to run his firm, because I read a few articles on the internets.

Why the fuck do 150lbs kids do this on the regular on the internet? [/quote]

Here’s a story:
Disclaimer: I am in no way saying I think 135 is an impressive weight for me to lift (well maybe for a DB or w/e, not an oly bar )

I heard somebody in the apartment gym banging the weights with fuck’em-up noise,
“CLANG 2,3,4,5,6-CLANG,2,3,4,5,6,”-etc for like 10 reps. (I’m guessing DL or Cleans or the like)
I went down the hall a couple of minutes later, and found the 135# Oly bar on the diagonal in the middle of the room…
Suspect 1: 110ish treadmill girl sweating like she’s been at it for a while (she’s usually at it for 30 min or so)
Suspect 2: 2nd coming of Christian Bale, or that Douche from G.I. Joe, doing his budgie tricep extensions. (12" from the mirror, trying not to break eye contact with it)
see above disclaimer I quietly picked up the bar in my left hand, walked it over to it’s rack, said “pardon me” to budgie-boy, quietly lowered the weight into place, and left.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Reposted…because this cracks me the hell up.

Thanks MD!![/quote]

hungry, you may want to pee BEFORE watching this.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Reposted…because this cracks me the hell up.

Thanks MD!!

hungry, you may want to pee BEFORE watching this.[/quote]

Great stuff, MD!

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
I don’t, nor will I ever, understand how some people can feel comfortable giving advice about shit they have never accomplished themselves.

I mean, WTF? That would be like me walking into work tomorrow and telling my boss how to run his firm, because I read a few articles on the internets.

Why the fuck do 150lbs kids do this on the regular on the internet?

Here’s a story:
Disclaimer: I am in no way saying I think 135 is an impressive weight for me to lift (well maybe for a DB or w/e, not an oly bar )

I heard somebody in the apartment gym banging the weights with fuck’em-up noise,
“CLANG 2,3,4,5,6-CLANG,2,3,4,5,6,”-etc for like 10 reps. (I’m guessing DL or Cleans or the like)
I went down the hall a couple of minutes later, and found the 135# Oly bar on the diagonal in the middle of the room…
Suspect 1: 110ish treadmill girl sweating like she’s been at it for a while (she’s usually at it for 30 min or so)
Suspect 2: 2nd coming of Christian Bale, or that Douche from G.I. Joe, doing his budgie tricep extensions. (12" from the mirror, trying not to break eye contact with it)
see above disclaimer I quietly picked up the bar in my left hand, walked it over to it’s rack, said “pardon me” to budgie-boy, quietly lowered the weight into place, and left.[/quote]

Lol. I almost told a dude that if he threw the 65’s on the floor one more time I was gonna shove them up his ass tonight. We have broken dumbells because of assfaces like him.