We have a 60 year old woman who we took judgment against in some collection matter. She is now calling and leaving harassing phone messages for my colleagues.
One was “I work in a lab, and I’m going to order some tuberculosis or leprosy from the internet and give you a dose!”
Another one was “I want to come to your office and beat you with my cane, except I don’t want to chip the paint on my cane, it’s a very expensive cane. You’re just another Bernie Madoff.”
HAHAHAHAHA I love this shit.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
We have a 60 year old woman who we took judgment against in some collection matter. She is now calling and leaving harassing phone messages for my colleagues.
One was “I work in a lab, and I’m going to order some tuberculosis or leprosy from the internet and give you a dose!”
Another one was “I want to come to your office and beat you with my cane, except I don’t want to chip the paint on my cane, it’s a very expensive cane. You’re just another Bernie Madoff.”
HAHAHAHAHA I love this shit.[/quote]
That’s hilarious! But isn’t TB curable? She’d do better threatening you with HIV, bubonic plague, or something.
BTW, what did she do?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
We have a 60 year old woman who we took judgment against in some collection matter. She is now calling and leaving harassing phone messages for my colleagues.
One was “I work in a lab, and I’m going to order some tuberculosis or leprosy from the internet and give you a dose!”
Another one was “I want to come to your office and beat you with my cane, except I don’t want to chip the paint on my cane, it’s a very expensive cane. You’re just another Bernie Madoff.”
HAHAHAHAHA I love this shit.[/quote]
That’s hilarious! But isn’t TB curable? She’d do better threatening you with HIV, bubonic plague, or something.
BTW, what did she do?
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Didn’t pay her HOA dues.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
We have a 60 year old woman who we took judgment against in some collection matter. She is now calling and leaving harassing phone messages for my colleagues.
One was “I work in a lab, and I’m going to order some tuberculosis or leprosy from the internet and give you a dose!”
Another one was “I want to come to your office and beat you with my cane, except I don’t want to chip the paint on my cane, it’s a very expensive cane. You’re just another Bernie Madoff.”
HAHAHAHAHA I love this shit.[/quote]
That’s hilarious! But isn’t TB curable? She’d do better threatening you with HIV, bubonic plague, or something.
BTW, what did she do?
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Didn’t pay her HOA dues.[/quote]
Seriously? That’s it? People are morons.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Chim- hope you find a girl that IS worth the trouble one day…
Wow DEB! Do you feel honored now? 
Chris- your dog got STABBED?? That’s awful![/quote]
Yes it is, she got loose and she didn’t have her vest on and got hooked behind her front leg.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
First video: Gay
Second Video: Cool. Except for the Cowboy.
Sorry about your dog.[/quote]
Thanks, Wol. We all know you love Cowboy, by the way where is that guy?
I still appreciated it though Ink!!! One of my favorites from back in the day…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Morning dewds. What’s happenin up in here?[/quote]
Not too much. Hump day!!!
And hai Deb!!![/quote]
I will not be humping on hump day, lol[/quote]
Me niether unless it’s a foriegn object!
But hey, they don’t talk back and give me headaches. (:
<----------Doesn’t give headaches…Just sayin.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Yes Chim, that’s what I meant. A big, slimy, slug, that way it will scare you when you see it, you vagina[/quote]
We used to be friends inky 
Argh. While I was working out today some bastard seemed to be following me around trying to piss me off. For example, I’d go to the cable/pulley station and select my weight and adjust the height. Then I’d go get a drink of water and that SOB would be at the station changing what I just used, even while the other station was open. He did this for 3 different exercises, luckily he only did one set of everything.
AND THEN… in the locker room, guess who decided to start changing in front of my locker.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
<----------Doesn’t give headaches…Just sayin.[/quote]
No offense my love, but any man I’ve ever met has been a headache.
And you are a playa!
xoxoxo
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Yes Chim, that’s what I meant. A big, slimy, slug, that way it will scare you when you see it, you vagina[/quote]
We used to be friends inky :([/quote]
We are dude, quit being a pussy.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Yes Chim, that’s what I meant. A big, slimy, slug, that way it will scare you when you see it, you vagina[/quote]
We used to be friends inky :([/quote]
We are dude, I quit the pussy.[/quote]
It all makes sense now
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Argh. While I was working out today some bastard seemed to be following me around trying to piss me off. For example, I’d go to the cable/pulley station and select my weight and adjust the height. Then I’d go get a drink of water and that SOB would be at the station changing what I just used, even while the other station was open. He did this for 3 different exercises, luckily he only did one set of everything.
AND THEN… in the locker room, guess who decided to start changing in front of my locker.[/quote]
he wants your cock, obvi
<---------never met anybody like me, does not cause headaches, and is far from a playa. Serial Monogomist.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Argh. While I was working out today some bastard seemed to be following me around trying to piss me off. For example, I’d go to the cable/pulley station and select my weight and adjust the height. Then I’d go get a drink of water and that SOB would be at the station changing what I just used, even while the other station was open. He did this for 3 different exercises, luckily he only did one set of everything.
AND THEN… in the locker room, guess who decided to start changing in front of my locker.[/quote]
he wants your cock, obvi[/quote]
Dude, everyone knows you’re not gonna get laid stealing another man’s equipment… fucking newbs.
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Argh. While I was working out today some bastard seemed to be following me around trying to piss me off. For example, I’d go to the cable/pulley station and select my weight and adjust the height. Then I’d go get a drink of water and that SOB would be at the station changing what I just used, even while the other station was open. He did this for 3 different exercises, luckily he only did one set of everything.
AND THEN… in the locker room, guess who decided to start changing in front of my locker.[/quote]
he wants your cock, obvi[/quote]
Dude, everyone knows you’re gonna get laid by me by jumping another man’s ‘equipment’… I <3 fucking newbs.[/quote]
See? Friends
It’s a weird way of flirting Chim but it sounds like that’s what he was doing. Creepy tho.
<--------say’s go for it Chimi. don’t knock it till you try it.