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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
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You almost had me! Almost!
But there’s no pancakes! 3 ingredients: Pancakes, Cat, and Boobs!
Until that happens, I will be Mr.Sarcasm and post negative things about Hungry.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
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I love firefox, it is my bestest friend
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Sorry, I couldn’t find all three together.
Three ingredients needed: boobs, cats, and pancakes,
Impossible!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Three ingredients needed: boobs, cats, and pancakes,
Impossible![/quote]
The worst part is any combination of the words boobs and pancakes leads to images I don’t need to see until I’m 70, and gassed up on viagra.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Sorry, I couldn’t find all three together.[/quote]
thats why you make it.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
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You almost had me! Almost!
But there’s no pancakes! 3 ingredients: Pancakes, Cat, and Boobs!
Until that happens, I will be Mr.Sarcasm and post negative things about Hungry.
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The most creative way to use a cat as a weapon happened in World War II. The United States’ OSS (Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of the CIA) needed a way to guide bombs to sink German ships. Somebody hit upon the inspiration that since cats have such a strong disdain of getting wet and always land on their feet that if you attached a cat to a bomb and drop it in the vicinity of a ship, the cat’s instinct to avoid the water would force it to guide the bomb to the enemy’s deck. It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop.
Not to be outdone by its predecessor, the CIA also attempted to use cats but this time as a bugging device during the Cold War. Although a disaster as a guided bomb, the CIA thought that a cat would make the perfect covert listening device in a project known as Operation Acoustic Kitty. They attempted to surgically alter the cat by placing a bugging device inside him and running an antenna through its tail. The project took five years and $15 million dollars before the first field test hit a slight snag when the bugged kitty was released near a Russian compound in Washington and was immediately hit by a car while crossing the street. The project was ended soon after.
I could only go 2 for 3 on the pancake/boob/cat equation.
Nice post, Mad Duck. Very informative. Needs more tits, though.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Nice post, Mad Duck. Very informative. Needs more tits, though.[/quote]
Well, the first plan sounds like it was thought up by quite a tit.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Three ingredients needed: boobs, cats, and pancakes,
Impossible![/quote]
So that’s why you said you would be nice…you already knew there was no such thing!!!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Three ingredients needed: boobs, cats, and pancakes,
Impossible!
So that’s why you said you would be nice…you already knew there was no such thing!!![/quote]
No, its out there. Everything you could ever dream about is on the internet(Porn). And some of the most vile and evil things on the internet too( Angry Bear). You just have to find it.
Until you find it, you’re stuck with me. Ha ha!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Hey, it’s tigerboy’s birthday today. I think we should spend the day posting tiger porn.[/quote]
Hungry’s birthday?! Time to break out the Old Man jokes.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Hey, it’s tigerboy’s birthday today. I think we should spend the day posting tiger porn.[/quote]
Tiger porn is SO hot!!
I hate getting older…
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
Hey, it’s tigerboy’s birthday today. I think we should spend the day posting tiger porn.
Hungry’s birthday?! Time to break out the Old Man jokes.[/quote]
Bring it, ya little punk!