I’m going to start directing porn.
Here’s the music I’ll use: - YouTube
I need a camera and two or more female volunteers.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
I’m going to start directing porn.
Here’s the music I’ll use: - YouTube
I need a camera and two or more female volunteers.[/quote]
Here is what you do.
You run two ads in the local paper.
One ad says: Models needed for small budget independent film, We pay 25 dollars per audition, females only.
The other says: Straight porn actors needed. $50 per audition per actress. Serious inquires only please.
You will have a line of dudes around the corner, and at least like 3 or 4 chicks. You will make a truck load of money.
!
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.[/quote]
Yup, sometimes evil genius is wasted here.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.
Yup, sometimes evil genius is wasted here.[/quote]
Or, coveted by those who do understand…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.
Yup, sometimes evil genius is wasted here.
Or, coveted by those who do understand…
[/quote]
You shouldn’t be posting without a cute kitty pic!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.
Yup, sometimes evil genius is wasted here.
Or, coveted by those who do understand…
You shouldn’t be posting without a cute kitty pic![/quote]
I know, I know… Jeeze.
Slept like shit.
Lets here it for caffeine, the only way I’m making it to the gym tonight.
Damn it, I wasted Saturday making myself laugh in the emo thread, Now my lawn looks like a jungle…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.
Yup, sometimes evil genius is wasted here.
Or, coveted by those who do understand…
You shouldn’t be posting without a cute kitty pic!
I know, I know… Jeeze.[/quote]
This is the cat colony that lives somewhere outside my apt. The mother cat hates my guts and hisses at me when I’m around.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.[/quote]
I should introduce you to my left shoe. You two have a lot in common.
goes to look for the emo thread. like there’s only one.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
This is the cat colony that lives somewhere outside my apt. The mother cat hates my guts and hisses at me when I’m around.[/quote]
AWWWWWW!! Look at them!! I could watch them little bastards all day!
Is she a feral cat, Tudes?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
This is the cat colony that lives somewhere outside my apt. The mother cat hates my guts and hisses at me when I’m around.
AWWWWWW!! Look at them!! I could watch them little bastards all day!
Is she a feral cat, Tudes?[/quote]
Yeah, she is feral. We call her dumpter cat. She is the multi colored thing in the middle.
EDIT: Actually her head is over the orange cat.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.
I should introduce you to my left shoe. You two have a lot in common.
goes to look for the emo thread. like there’s only one.[/quote]
Dude, even though it makes me a toolbox, I laughed at every single one of my jokes in the emo skinny jean thread. I should bookmark that shit for a rainy day.
And subtle would be a better word than sophisticated in the superpower thread.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the more “sophisticated” jokes go unnoticed around here.
I’m pretty upset everyone missed mine in the super power thread. I really thought that was a good one.
EDITED to actually make sense.
I should introduce you to my left shoe. You two have a lot in common.
goes to look for the emo thread. like there’s only one.
Dude, even though it makes me a toolbox, I laughed at every single one of my jokes in the emo skinny jean thread. I should bookmark that shit for a rainy day.
And subtle would be a better word than sophisticated in the superpower thread.
[/quote]
hi
