[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
< That guy << $64 million / 12 years
(I know, peanuts for football/baseball, but whatevah)[/quote]
Damn, 12 years? Isn’t that a really long commitment for a sports team?
Killed.
[quote]az4justice wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
< That guy << $64 million / 12 years
(I know, peanuts for football/baseball, but whatevah)
Damn, 12 years? Isn’t that a really long commitment for a sports team?
[/quote]
Good Goalies can play till they’re 40 (he’ll be making only a million or so in the last couple of years (if he doesn’t just retire early))
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
imhungry wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
Remember everyone, this ^ is the work of an accountant!
(I did think your just going OFF in the “Gimmie an X” thread does make you the Henry Rollins of the accounting world though ;'))
You mean the anti-dentite thread?
I was tired, and just couldn’t take grown men acting like pre-pubescent girls anymore. Lot of good it did. Some people just don’t get it I guess.
But hey thanks, You are part of the upper percentile… Nice.
Hi.
And the upper percentile grows… Score one for the good team!
CB?!? WHY???
YOU TRAMP!!!
Don’t worry hungry, I’m sure you’re in a percentage all by your self.[/quote]
I hear the mocking in your text, MD.
Although, it is cold and lonely out here.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
…
I believe the thread was deleted, after all the whiny pantses kept bitching and moaning about dentists.
I did have a couple good flipouts though…
And Hungry, you are in the highest of top percentile man. You know that. But yes I am a dirty, dirty whore.[/quote]
Ah, that explains why I didn’t see anything like you described. I was very diappointed. Gotta respect a good northeast wiseass…
I KNOW that you’re a dirty whore, CB. It’s an endearing trait…but don’t ask me to always like it.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
First week of classes is over…[/quote]
YAY!!!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
And Hungry, you are in the highest of top percentile man. You know that.
^^^^^^^^^
That last comment was pure blowing sunshine up his ass but it will make him happy. (^:
xoxo[/quote]
Your las few posts have mentioned my ass… I see a pattern here.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
And Hungry, you are in the highest of top percentile man. You know that.
^^^^^^^^^
That last comment was pure blowing sunshine up his ass but it will make him happy. (^:
xoxo
I blow more than sunshine up there…
Wait, what?[/quote]
I KNOW.
Can you just warn me the next time you switch things up?!?
I have successfully killed the ‘Who’s your Inspiration’ thread…
Yeah. Go me.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
And Hungry, you are in the highest of top percentile man. You know that.
^^^^^^^^^
That last comment was pure blowing sunshine up his ass but it will make him happy. (^:
xoxo
I blow more than sunshine up there…
Wait, what?
I KNOW.
Can you just warn me the next time you switch things up?!?[/quote]
Lol, that never fails to crack me up.
I think I got this shit worked out… I wanted to run it by you guys.
These are all categories of internet celebrities. In order to be a celebrity you must have 60-80% of other posters on your nuts in some way, shape or form. And you need to have 100% of the board that has been around for the last 90 days recognize you by name, NOT AVATAR. If fuckers only know you for your avatar, you fail as celeb, enjoy your drug addiction and B list status.
THE SUPERHERO
90% - Positive (Nuthuggers)
10% - Negative (Nutriders)
Now the superhero is destined for failure. Destined to fall from grace. No one is this fucking good all the time. Even Santa Clause makes mistakes, even Scarlet Johanson gets vaginal discharge once in awhile, the pope sharts too. No one is “on” this much. Plus the ass kissing of the upper percentile is annoying and pathetic.
GRADE A - CHOICE
70% - Nuthuggers
30% - Nutriders
Now the choice is where it is at. Not too much ass kissing, and enough haters to keep shit interesting. The Choice will have a few posters that spend a good 35-60% of their posts either bitching about or otherwise disagreeing with the Choice Celeb. But most of the time the Choice Internet Celebrity makes people laugh, joins in on the good shanagins and gets along with others. Once in awhile, the Choice will drop a good rant (IE: hot steamer, full on shit) in a thread if the thread is a cluster fuck outside of the off topic sections. Everyone should strive for Choice, but drop some steamers to avoid Super Hero.
NORMAL PEOPLE
Who gives a fuck about em? I mean really… 
THE EVIL PRICK
10% - Nuthuggers (Typically new guys and Trolls)
90% - Nutriders (Normal people, typically.)
Normally the Evil Prick won’t be a troll, but just an annoying dork dropping too many damn steamers or otherwise fucking our good times. Very rarely the Evil Prick will peak our interest, and actually appeal to the masses. Like any good villain, they fuck up the goodwill eventually…
And before you fuckers get on my nuts about spare time: I’m at work at 9:45pm waiting on my staff to finish working on my shit so we can go home.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
And before you fuckers get on my nuts about spare time: I’m at work at 9:45pm waiting on my staff to finish working on my shit so we can go home.[/quote]
I get done at 10:30pm…
Oh, is you’re shit that complicated that your staff has to work on it?
What a sick fuck you are… CALL MEH:)
…speaking of which:
“What does an accountant do when he’s constipated?”
“Works it out with a pencil!”
I slay me…
(and just to be a TOTAL grammar-nazi-douche, I pique interest, not ‘peak it’)
later loosers*!
-
note: that was a deliberate play on loose (as in the complicated shit that needs working out.) *
-
of course it would be tautologically incorrect to imply that loose stool requires ‘working out’. I’d say just don’t wear white.
Now who’s boredest?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I think I got this shit worked out… I wanted to run it by you guys.
These are all categories of internet celebrities. In order to be a celebrity you must have 60-80% of other posters on your nuts in some way, shape or form. And you need to have 100% of the board that has been around for the last 90 days recognize you by name, NOT AVATAR. If fuckers only know you for your avatar, you fail as celeb, enjoy your drug addiction and B list status.
THE SUPERHERO
90% - Positive (Nuthuggers)
10% - Negative (Nutriders)
Now the superhero is destined for failure. Destined to fall from grace. No one is this fucking good all the time. Even Santa Clause makes mistakes, even Scarlet Johanson gets vaginal discharge once in awhile, the pope sharts too. No one is “on” this much. Plus the ass kissing of the upper percentile is annoying and pathetic.
GRADE A - CHOICE
70% - Nuthuggers
30% - Nutriders
Now the choice is where it is at. Not too much ass kissing, and enough haters to keep shit interesting. The Choice will have a few posters that spend a good 35-60% of their posts either bitching about or otherwise disagreeing with the Choice Celeb. But most of the time the Choice Internet Celebrity makes people laugh, joins in on the good shanagins and gets along with others. Once in awhile, the Choice will drop a good rant (IE: hot steamer, full on shit) in a thread if the thread is a cluster fuck outside of the off topic sections. Everyone should strive for Choice, but drop some steamers to avoid Super Hero.
NORMAL PEOPLE
Who gives a fuck about em? I mean really…
THE EVIL PRICK
10% - Nuthuggers (Typically new guys and Trolls)
90% - Nutriders (Normal people, typically.)
Normally the Evil Prick won’t be a troll, but just an annoying dork dropping too many damn steamers or otherwise fucking our good times. Very rarely the Evil Prick will peak our interest, and actually appeal to the masses. Like any good villain, they fuck up the goodwill eventually…[/quote]
Damn, what am I?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Damn, what am I?[/quote]
???
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I think I got this shit worked out… I wanted to run it by you guys.
These are all categories of internet celebrities. In order to be a celebrity you must have 60-80% of other posters on your nuts in some way, shape or form. And you need to have 100% of the board that has been around for the last 90 days recognize you by name, NOT AVATAR. If fuckers only know you for your avatar, you fail as celeb, enjoy your drug addiction and B list status.
THE SUPERHERO
90% - Positive (Nuthuggers)
10% - Negative (Nutriders)
Now the superhero is destined for failure. Destined to fall from grace. No one is this fucking good all the time. Even Santa Clause makes mistakes, even Scarlet Johanson gets vaginal discharge once in awhile, the pope sharts too. No one is “on” this much. Plus the ass kissing of the upper percentile is annoying and pathetic.
GRADE A - CHOICE
70% - Nuthuggers
30% - Nutriders
Now the choice is where it is at. Not too much ass kissing, and enough haters to keep shit interesting. The Choice will have a few posters that spend a good 35-60% of their posts either bitching about or otherwise disagreeing with the Choice Celeb. But most of the time the Choice Internet Celebrity makes people laugh, joins in on the good shanagins and gets along with others. Once in awhile, the Choice will drop a good rant (IE: hot steamer, full on shit) in a thread if the thread is a cluster fuck outside of the off topic sections. Everyone should strive for Choice, but drop some steamers to avoid Super Hero.
NORMAL PEOPLE
Who gives a fuck about em? I mean really…
THE EVIL PRICK
10% - Nuthuggers (Typically new guys and Trolls)
90% - Nutriders (Normal people, typically.)
Normally the Evil Prick won’t be a troll, but just an annoying dork dropping too many damn steamers or otherwise fucking our good times. Very rarely the Evil Prick will peak our interest, and actually appeal to the masses. Like any good villain, they fuck up the goodwill eventually…[/quote]
Is that why you changed your avatar? People don’t like to think extra on a Friday morning…I’m still trying to decide if I want to ride nuts or hug them. (^:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Is that why you changed your avatar? People don’t like to think extra on a Friday morning…I’m still trying to decide if I want to ride nuts or hug them. (^:[/quote]
Nah, I changed it because that Jamesrose troll put it as his, and that prompted me to change and test my theory about avatar recongnition.
As a side note: I got a PM from the troll this morning. Apparently the mods are fucking awesome and took down the picture that he took from me, my old avatar. I might move back to the hand now… I did like it.
What do ya think? Should I go back to the hand?
(Oh and my nuts fucking rock, so I would suggest hug. Just as Hungry.)
[quote]imhungry wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
And Hungry, you are in the highest of top percentile man. You know that.
^^^^^^^^^
That last comment was pure blowing sunshine up his ass but it will make him happy. (^:
xoxo
Your las few posts have mentioned my ass… I see a pattern here.
[/quote]
Yes, but it’s such a NICE ass, why not mention it?
2 nut sub-categories that seem to be missing are the “Nut-Gobblers - ie: superfans” & the “Nut-punters - the ass-hats who are probably stalkers in real life”
as for the avatar, the hand is cool, but seems a bit soiled now. On the other hand, it’s kinda celebrity in itself to have the mods recognize the hand as you.
I’m going on about 3 1/2 hrs sleep today, so nobody need input from me on quadratic equations or anything.