[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Boooooooooooooooooooo
My date got rescheduled til tomorrow. Works out better for me anyways cuz of exams, but boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]
I HAD COURT TOMORROW AND IT GOT CANCELED MUCH LIKE COURT GOT CANCELED LOLOMFG![/quote]
Wow PMPM, what a coincidence!! If you didn’t read this thread so frequently, you would have missed out on that gem of a line right there ^^^
/sarcasm
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I swear, some days I give some advice and it sounds good, and then, 24 hours later, I think I’m fucking retarded.[/quote]
As your attorney I recommend, wait-anyway, I recommend you try an Oscar Blues Ten-Fidy Imp Stout and report back to me on the experience.
or would 10.5% lead to pics like this?
If so, have a couple, and bring your camera.[/quote]
Oskar Blues.
I’ve had the Gubna Imperial IPA which is, I think, 8% and I love it. I’m not much of a stout drinker, but for you, I’ll cough up the $10 for a 4-pack and make a report.[/quote]
Yeah, Oskar, I’ve got a couple of Lee Oskar harps packed away in one of the closets.
Speaking of being in the closet, what’s the over/under on court’s new guy being a self-abuser?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Boooooooooooooooooooo
My date got rescheduled til tomorrow. Works out better for me anyways cuz of exams, but boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]
I HAD COURT TOMORROW AND IT GOT CANCELED MUCH LIKE COURT GOT CANCELED LOLOMFG![/quote]
You are on a motherfuckin roll.
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Boooooooooooooooooooo
My date got rescheduled til tomorrow. Works out better for me anyways cuz of exams, but boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]
I HAD COURT TOMORROW AND IT GOT CANCELED MUCH LIKE COURT GOT CANCELED LOLOMFG![/quote]
I was going to stand up for you earlier when the guys were all saying they thought you sounded retarded. Now I’m glad I didn’t. Hmpf![/quote]
Wait, where’d they say that?
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Boooooooooooooooooooo
My date got rescheduled til tomorrow. Works out better for me anyways cuz of exams, but boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]
He has to buy more lotion[/quote]
No beans, this one is not a jerk it beside you kinda guy. If he is, I’m going to jump off a bridge.[/quote]
You don’t know that. You won’t know until you’re laying next to him in the dark and hear him fapping away.
Court- “Um, wtf are you doing? You do realize I’m right here right?”
Dude- “Uh, just, um, hold on, shhh…ok, I’m really tired all of the sudden, I should go home now”
Court- “Well can we at least spoon?”
Dude- “That’s not really my style, BYE!”
Haha, I’m just playing, I’m sure he’s got very important things to take care of[/quote]
Why did you just replay the conversation between you and I last night? I thought we were going to keep it hush-hush. It was really weird when you fapped next to me though considering you’d already heard that I didn’t like it when guys did it. [/quote]
Hey, come on now…I thought you were asleep. You said you were “too tired for any hanky panky” so I handled business. And I thought “didn’t like” was girl talk for “love it when”
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Speaking of being in the closet, what’s the over/under on court’s new guy being a self-abuser?[/quote]
Imma go on a TN-TK egg throwing spree. You’ll all be bloodied and covered in food in your own kitchens!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Boooooooooooooooooooo
My date got rescheduled til tomorrow. Works out better for me anyways cuz of exams, but boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]
I HAD COURT TOMORROW AND IT GOT CANCELED MUCH LIKE COURT GOT CANCELED LOLOMFG![/quote]
I was going to stand up for you earlier when the guys were all saying they thought you sounded retarded. Now I’m glad I didn’t. Hmpf![/quote]
Wait, where’d they say that?[/quote]
Nobody said anything, Court’s got her facts messed up
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Boooooooooooooooooooo
My date got rescheduled til tomorrow. Works out better for me anyways cuz of exams, but boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]
I HAD COURT TOMORROW AND IT GOT CANCELED MUCH LIKE COURT GOT CANCELED LOLOMFG![/quote]
I was going to stand up for you earlier when the guys were all saying they thought you sounded retarded. Now I’m glad I didn’t. Hmpf![/quote]
Wait, where’d they say that?[/quote]
I paraphrased and interpreted what Joyce and Trav said in response to your giving advice then later thinking you’re fucking retarded comment.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Boooooooooooooooooooo
My date got rescheduled til tomorrow. Works out better for me anyways cuz of exams, but boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]
He has to buy more lotion[/quote]
No beans, this one is not a jerk it beside you kinda guy. If he is, I’m going to jump off a bridge.[/quote]
You don’t know that. You won’t know until you’re laying next to him in the dark and hear him fapping away.
Court- “Um, wtf are you doing? You do realize I’m right here right?”
Dude- “Uh, just, um, hold on, shhh…ok, I’m really tired all of the sudden, I should go home now”
Court- “Well can we at least spoon?”
Dude- “That’s not really my style, BYE!”
Haha, I’m just playing, I’m sure he’s got very important things to take care of[/quote]
Why did you just replay the conversation between you and I last night? I thought we were going to keep it hush-hush. It was really weird when you fapped next to me though considering you’d already heard that I didn’t like it when guys did it. [/quote]
Hey, come on now…I thought you were asleep. You said you were “too tired for any hanky panky” so I handled business. And I thought “didn’t like” was girl talk for “love it when”[/quote]
don’tjerkoffnexttomeagain.kthx.
Wtf? I don’t think I said PMPM was retarded…time to go back a couple pages…
Edit: I checked…I said that I thought to myself “What was PMPM thinking?” daily, not that “I think PMPM’s retarded, just like the advice she gives”
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Speaking of being in the closet, what’s the over/under on court’s new guy being a self-abuser?[/quote]
Imma go on a TN-TK egg throwing spree. You’ll all be bloodied and covered in food in your own kitchens![/quote]
Does this mean you’re ovulating?
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Speaking of being in the closet, what’s the over/under on court’s new guy being a self-abuser?[/quote]
Imma go on a TN-TK egg throwing spree. You’ll all be bloodied and covered in food in your own kitchens![/quote]
Does this mean you’re ovulating?[/quote]
No that was last week when I was hella horny. It means I’m going to punch you and stab you until your arm is halfway cut off.
PS. I can’t believe I just used ‘hella’ in a sentence. I’m so embarrassed. FML.
love yoo… buddeh
Where are all the cats?
And this is why I need to go to the gym tonite. The ‘small one’ is 145lbs! 132 and up is a stupid stupid weight class.
That is entirely not fair lol.
that doesn’t even look like fun
[quote]Court wrote:
that doesn’t even look like fun[/quote]
Exactly, I’ve been such a slacker the last 10 days. I’ve gotta keep my motivation in mind.
DO NOT WANT
SO here is the deal:
I have asked every girl I actually had sex with sober to masturbate for me and let me watch. All but one did it, and I particularly enjoyed when they would basically forget I was there and just go to town. I normally wasn’t rubbing one out, but if I wasn’t taking pics or anything… I just watched and maybe would kiss around etc…
I’ve had two girls ask me to return the favor, I did, but feel like I put on a shitty show.
Now this kid either had problems, or your not telling the whole story. Was he just trying to work out the easy one, and then get some fucking on, or was he one and done?
There is no fucking way some dude passed up the poon for teh five knuckle shuffle TWO days in a row, on purpose. He was probably just trying to unload the chamber (to those reading is better suited before the date or in the bathroom before bed, OR if your with a chick older than 15 she will understand the first one pops off quick, and assuming you aren’t a bitch, you’ll recover quick and go to town) and fucked it up because he was nervous.
^wth are you talking about??!
sooooo, who won?