[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Court wrote:
Oh let’s play a game. My best friend is sending a package for me down with my parents. She won’t tell me what it is. She said it wasn’t anything bad, but it IS inappropriate. And she told me that under no circumstances can I open it in front of my dad (she wrapped it).
I have confirmed it is not a vibrator. Any thoughts on what it could be?[/quote]
BUTT PLUG!![/quote]
haha great minds
maybe I’ll consider some pancakes after all
Lingerie.
Poo in a cup
Maybe it was a book!
[quote]Court wrote:
Dude, I had a guy jerk off next to me in bed.
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Twice!!
Maybe it’s one free orchiectomy card for the next loser that masturbates next to you instead of doing you.
Damn Herc, I had to google “orchiectomy” to see wtf it was…now I can confirm that was a hilarious post!
How’d you know the term for it though? Considering it?
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
I don’t want to eat it, just put it in a cup, mail it to Court[/quote]
Well consider it mailed my friend! 1 girl 1 cup lmao![/quote]
1 girl, 1 cup is lame. So yesterday. 2 girls sounds better![/quote]
4 girls fingerpainting…THAT’S where it’s at!
Fleshlight
You know, for the guy that jerks off beside you
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Damn Herc, I had to google “orchiectomy” to see wtf it was…now I can confirm that was a hilarious post!
How’d you know the term for it though? Considering it?[/quote]
I like to look up synonyms for various words, castration just happened along coincidentally earlier today and voila.
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Damn Herc, I had to google “orchiectomy” to see wtf it was…now I can confirm that was a hilarious post!
How’d you know the term for it though? Considering it?[/quote]
I like to look up synonyms for various words, castration just happened along coincidentally earlier today and voila.
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Did you just use “voila” because I had previously used it and spelled it “viola” and Douchebag Duck called me on it?
I’m not sure I want to ask how castration just “happens along”
And Trav, it can’t be a fleshlight for the dude jerking off next to her, she leaves a Tinkerbell nightlight pligged in at all times, and that puts out plenty of light to find his micro-penis. Maybe it’s a cup that’s shaped like a cock, or something cock-shaped. Oh, maybe a mold for micro-peeter guy to use next time, so Court can put a tiny mold of it on her nightstand to always remind her
Well girls, off to knock out a quick workout and off to bed. Don’t miss me too much, I’ll be back tomorrow…just for you Trav!
Well maybe it’s Enzyte for him then
Or Dbol
Something that’ll take away his douchedom
That’s seriously fucked
I’ve heard of guys not getting up, but to be fine but not willing, it’s just sad and weird
but then again I’ve already heard some fucked up stories from this little town I grew up in
So I guess it isn’t the worst thing I’ve heard
Just the weirdest and most pathetic
I’ve been eating celery, who wants to party?
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
…just for you Trav![/quote]
First no, i did not use it because of duck or otherwise. Pure coincidence.
I find alot of odd things on the forums and the internet. I won’t even go into the stranger things that i’ve seen.
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
I find alot of odd things on the forums and the internet. I won’t even go into the stranger things that i’ve seen. [/quote]
Throw me a bone I’m really bored and am wondering what you and the Joneightpack guys of the world find when you surf deep into the interwebz
I’ve seen some pretty narly stuff, the one thing that haunts me is this one video of a burning car with people trapped in it honking the horn constantly. The driver kicks through the windshield and emerges covered in flames. He rolls around and puts himself out. The other passengers don’t make it. I don’t know why but I always remembered that video.
Well i was on another forum and monica mattos came up. Someone said that they were disgusted with her because she got it on with a horse. Sure enough it was true. The things that people do for money baffles me.
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Well i was on another forum and monica mattos came up. Someone said that they were disgusted with her because she got it on with a horse. Sure enough it was true. The things that people do for money baffles me. [/quote]
There’s worse out there.
[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Well i was on another forum and monica mattos came up. Someone said that they were disgusted with her because she got it on with a horse. Sure enough it was true. The things that people do for money baffles me. [/quote]
I’ve seen some video of so fat chick getting rallied by a horse. It came in her. Some old guy was holding the camera giving directions. yeah.
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