Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (14)

BEANS, ATTY, Thank you both. and YES. With the Military you never really retire since 20yrs will go very fast. You just move on to something else.

Hmmm 3 Suits for 900 wow That is a good deal. I may need to do some big tooth smiling to get that type of deal. But hey if it works it works.

okay…here goes nuthin.


It’s probably not right putting a pic of pch’s buns without her permission, but I’ll live dangerously.

Look it’s V’s house

So I’m walking through Costco, and there’s a salesman there trying to show off this fancy new blender. He must have been working this old lady good, because here’s the conversation I hear:

Old lady: “What happened to the apple core?”

Salesdouche: “It’s blended up in there”

Old Lady: “What about the apple seeds?”

Salesdouche: “They’re broken down to a cellular level”

I didn’t hear the ladies response because I was busting up laughing. Really, you’ve got a blender that can reduce shit to its cellular state, and it’s on sale at Costco?! COSTCO FTMFW!!!

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Hi Court - you serious bout collecting ass pics?[/quote]

Yes! I’ll be looking for it in my inbox :slight_smile:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Court wrote:
Coffee?[/quote]

Gotcha covered.

How do you take it?[/quote]

I had a large and a medium this morning. Bit of milk. It kept me awake in class.

[quote]four60 wrote:
Retirement after 20 yrs in the military. The only down side is having to buy suits. hahahahah 20yrs ago I could buy off the rack. Now I’m built like a silverback so I must go the tailored route. HMMMMMM What am I looking at??? $500 a suit more or less?[/quote]

Wow, Congrats!!

So, now what?? :slight_smile:

Did I miss the naked Viking?

Nekkid Viking…

won’t upload for some reason.

trying again…

Oh well…you’ll have to settle for this.

Gee, I hate to settle.

Ok, Court, you’re now qualified to appraise my ass.

Don’t forget mine, too Court.

waiting…

Hai Hungry. How’s your day?

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Hai Hungry. How’s your day?[/quote]

Not bad at all.

How’s it going for you, Deb?

I know I posted this gif a thousand times, but I can’t help it…

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[center]FUCK YOU GUYS, THIS SHIT IS FUNNY[/center]

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
You guys and your relationship talk

wtf is this THE VIEW?

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whatever the fuck it is you can either like it or shut the fuck up and get the fuck out … comprende?[/quote]

HO LEE SHIT!!!

ROFLMAO

WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!!!

DAMN, BRAH!!

How about YOU get trapped in a fire? And when you do, videotape that shit so I can masturbate to it.

LMFAO!!!

What made it so toolish is is the “…comprede?” WOOOOOOOO

I bet you were super serious too, huh? Like, you pressed submit with a Clint EastWood scowl, didmt you?

MAN OH MAN!!!

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NO I wasn’t serial CT. C’mon now … i’m surprised you didn’t know I wasn’t serial[/quote]

Damn it!

What am I supposed to do with this Griffin Claw I bought to curse you with? Its expensive,rare and spoils very rapidy after opening.

Yes Beans, it’s STILL funny, a whole 2 and a half hours after you first posted it…