So I’m walking through Costco, and there’s a salesman there trying to show off this fancy new blender. He must have been working this old lady good, because here’s the conversation I hear:
Old lady: “What happened to the apple core?”
Salesdouche: “It’s blended up in there”
Old Lady: “What about the apple seeds?”
Salesdouche: “They’re broken down to a cellular level”
I didn’t hear the ladies response because I was busting up laughing. Really, you’ve got a blender that can reduce shit to its cellular state, and it’s on sale at Costco?! COSTCO FTMFW!!!
[quote]four60 wrote:
Retirement after 20 yrs in the military. The only down side is having to buy suits. hahahahah 20yrs ago I could buy off the rack. Now I’m built like a silverback so I must go the tailored route. HMMMMMM What am I looking at??? $500 a suit more or less?[/quote]