Election Day Thread

Lol…

I guess you couldn’t be bothered to actually read the article you posted…

Seriously man, whats your game?

Its like you’ve created a caricature of the stereotypical Trumpster in order to repel people from voting for him.

I’m going to go vote again just to fuck you over! This time for Hillary!

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Oh shit, he’s a God damn double agent! He’s probably an illegal alien from Ecuador that fears deportation…

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And I fell right into his trap!

Can you blame me? His disinformation strategy is second to none.

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You got gaslighted bro…

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Election judge admits he threatened GOP poll watcher with a belt. Says it was “just a gesture.”

Thanks for playing

Dang! I wish it had been a honey trap then. I love hippy chicks.

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After the guy intentionally interfered with and harassed voters? He would have gotten a flat out ass kicking if he pulled that shit(corroborated by another official) with me in a line.

And the video taping thing? Good luck to his proctologist.

People like that are an embarrassment.

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Markets Closed higher today. Confident in Clinton? From 538:

We’re still several hours away from getting any actual election results, but investors seem to like whatever signs they’re seeing. The major U.S. stock indexes all ended the day higher, though they gave up some of their gains from earlier in the day. The S&P 500 closed up 0.4 percent, while the Dow Jones industrial average rose 73 points. (The Dow had been up more than 140 points earlier in the day.)

As I noted earlier, some recent research has found that investors are rooting for a Clinton win. The Wall Street Journal’s Paul Vigna earlier today suggested that the markets were responding to real-time election estimates based on data from Votecastr. Those estimates, which are being published by Slate and Vice, have been generally favorable for Clinton. (At FiveThirtyEight, we’re watching the Votecastr experiment with interest but aren’t relying on its estimates.) It’s hard to know how much weight investors were giving to Votecastr’s estimates or other election-related tidbits; in fact, there’s no way to know for sure that today’s market moves were driven by the election, period. But at the very least investors don’t seem too concerned by what they’re seeing at the polls.

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I saw frauds voting in New York earlier today hehe

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People on Trumps reddit have caught a guy bussing in people from New York to vote in Philadelphia

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bvtko/people_from_ny_being_bussed_into_philly_to_vote/

Lol, right, because a picture of a bus in Philadelphia will stand up as ironclad evidence that there was a guy bussing people from New York into Philadelphia to vote.

This might be the absolute single greatest rajapropism of all time.

Only a candidate like Trump could inspire a “poll watcher” that was disruptive, threatened other voters, and then complained when they told him he had to knock it off. The guy has learned this behavior from his own candidate.

I lol’d. Well played.

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These are my companions for the shit-tastic night. About the only thing that makes the result of election any better. Cursing will definitely be included.

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Have to pick up my wife at the train station tonight, so I have to remain sober for the moment.

Imbibing will commence around 9PM and continue into the evening.

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Excellent. As an aside, annoying the neighbors with incredibly loud distorted rock while drinking whiskey is an excellent way to ring in the election lol.

If only I was paid to do it.

Foreign Liquor?!

Global Free Trade Elitist!

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Order her an Uber/Lyft/cab she will understand. Anyone got final electoral college predictions? I am guessing 330 +/-10 for Clinton.

Then this is no time to do a 6l6 vs. el34 shoot out, is it?

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A (reluctant) +1 for Hillary checking in here, since noone else has been brave enough to come forward yet.

Also, I don’t get what all the clamoring is about voter fraud. I was only allowed to vote twice, just like every other Hillary voter at my polling station.

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DAMMIT! I just outed myself…the truth is out there.

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