[quote]rsg wrote:
TDog305 wrote:
4est wrote:
Don’t date. Get a prostitute when the need arises. It’s cheaper in the long run 
Funny, I have 2-3 friends that live by this advice
Heh, ya I have the same thing. Some friends refuse to date because they save money that way. I’m just sneaky about it, not that I’m cheap or anything. 
Drinking before going out, making your own food and Ebay are the best tips I can think of.[/quote]
I’ve got this one beat,
Drink a six pack on the way to the bar, 5.95, as compared to 2.50 each when you get there.
Find a decent looking fat chick and show some interest in her, she’ll more than likely buy your drinks,
Let her get you wasted and take her home,get her to spring for jimmy caps, if she wants it bad enough she will put up the 4 bucks too,( Note, fat chicks will do you like there’s no tomorrow, besides they never know when they’ll get some again), they are also willing to try anything.
Okay, no we just solved the drinking for free problem, and now there’s no need to get popped by the cops picking up a prostitue, not getting busted for that will save you a crap load of cash.
Premium protein is the way to go sorry guys, but I don’t wanna go around bustin ass like the fat chick your gonna be working on this evening.
As for the ladies, roll your own tampons, ( I know this one was gross). Clip your own goddamn toe nails,( My wife spends thirty bucks every two weeks getting this done). Let the bush grow, who needs a Brazilan wax job, lets do some role playing, " Ugh me Tarzan you Jane", and get midevil with that thing.
Drink tap water, buy a Brita water pitcher filter, @ 28.00 bucks and you’ll replace the filter every two or three months, @ 8 bucks. The initial investment is high but it pays off quickly. The water machine’s you see in grocery store parking lots are good too .25 for a gallon can’t beat it.
Buy precooked frozen grilled chicken breasts, 8 breasts for 6 bucks. The energy it takes to cook the breasts not to mention the heat associated with it and how much it heats your house while cooking them, you’ll save money by popping these in the microwave.
If you travel with protein powder, empty the powder out of the jug and put it in a one gallon ziplock bag, and then put the bag in the jug. I had one of the jugs come open in my carry one, 36.00 worth of protein in my bag, covering everything plus dry cleaning cost= Too god damn expensive not to use a zip lock.
Bullpup