Drunken Fights (Interesting Story)

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[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
i had it done for free man, and it is in my apartment, so i dont care.

and charleston? does that mean you have a wide variety of croakies and sperry’s?[/quote]

More croakies than sperry’s now but sperry’s have outnumbered croakies for the past few years. The recent turnaround has been a big mystery around here.

But back to the carpet cleaning… Where’s your head at?? Your just making weak ass excuses for your lack of cleaning knowledge. Steaming your carpets is like doing 1/4 squats. Next time get it right. It’s your integrity that’s on the line. Do it RIGHT, JACK, or don’t do it at all!!

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[quote]Razorslim wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
i had it done for free man, and it is in my apartment, so i dont care.

and charleston? does that mean you have a wide variety of croakies and sperry’s?

More croakies than sperry’s now but sperry’s have outnumbered croakies for the past few years. The recent turnaround has been a big mystery around here.

But back to the carpet cleaning… Where’s your head at?? Your just making weak ass excuses for your lack of cleaning knowledge. Steaming your carpets is like doing 1/4 squats. Next time get it right. It’s your integrity that’s on the line. Do it RIGHT, JACK, or don’t do it at all!![/quote]

fuck man, you’re right, i gotta get my head on straight, i just figured tearing up all my carpet and taking it to the dry cleaners would be too big of a hassle =\

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[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:

So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys [/quote]

What if I’m both? Do I win a prize? I want some of this cake everyone keeps talking about.

I’ve lived here all my life and have never understood the USC/Clemson angle. Some retards will even fight you over it if you’re wearing the wrong color.

I will say that I used to go to Clemson to visit friends and they had some of the hottest ball-draining chicks ever.

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.[/quote]

:frowning: that’s just mean. I get grocery store feet every time I walk across the kitchen barefoot. Don’t hate.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
FlavaDave wrote:
Yes. I live here. I googled “south of the border pedro” and it came back with pedroland. Is this what y’all are talking about?

Yup. There are signs for hundreds of miles on 95 as you head south and it is a huge complex on the border w/ NC.

That place has everything.[/quote]

Here’s a story about Jesus-God-how-many-billboards-do-they-have Pedroland.

I stop at Pedro’s years ago when heading to the beach. They have all sorts of animalia there, from Hermit crabs to trucker hookers. Not sure if it’s there now (most likely the ASPCA has rescued it from its hovel) but they had a pet monkey for a while.

It was sitting quietly in it’s cage surrounded by the empty husks of no less that a million roasted peanuts. Beside him was a machine that dispensed the peanuts, a quarter for handful.

Willpower can keep you from doing many things, but I DARE you to walk past a real-live peanut eating monkey and not feed it for a quarter. It can’t be done. I plunked down my coin and scooped up muh nuts and tried to bond.

Maybe it was the time of day, maybe he sensed my fear, or maybe it was because he was living belly-deep in peanut shells and his own feces, but Curious George was having none of it and the fucker bit me.

I complained to the Pedro staff and they said "yeah he does that ". …he does that? What kind of answer is that??? Can’t you even put up a sign or something?

BEWARE: Monkey looks like it eats peanuts and here’s a machine for a quarter that says “feed the monkey” with peanuts in it but in reality, the monkey eats YA DIGITS.

So in conclusion, fuck Pedro’s and fuck its delicious saltwater taffy.

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[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:

I am completely mounted on him

I am on top of him

I finally roll him over [/quote]

Hmmm…sounds like to me your fucking the bartender! LOL

Seriously, if the girl isn’t telling the roommate to stop the teasing she’s wanting him as much as he’s wanting her. They will be an item as soon as she and the bartender break up. Tell your roommate to hang in there and he can “hit it”.

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[quote]CC wrote:
Has this site really come to arguing about what school people go/went to and where it’s ranked? I can’t believe some of the stuff I’m reading here…[/quote]

Try living in this God-forsaken red-neck part of the country!!! It sux as bad as the Gamecocks!

Here in the great state of South Cackalackee they’ll put you in prison for fighting gamescocks & dogs but you can beat your wife and kill her in front of your two small children and get community service.

Earlier in the year two best friends were fighting over a $20 bet they had on a football game. Friend 1 wouldn’t hand over the money to Friend 2, so Friend 2 shot Friend 1 in the face and now Friend 1 is six feet under!

TRUE EFFIN STORY!!!

Anyone wanna move here???

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There are a lot of good things about the State of South Carolina and a lot of bad ones.

Most of the bad ones have some relation to Columbia or USC.

Speaking of shitloads of billboards, anyone ever been to JR’s? I went once. That place was a complete letdown.

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Ahhhh yes, Columbia. The lovely state capital. Where they proudly display the rebel flag on the front lawn of the Capital Building!

South Carolina, where they beat their woman, love their gamecocks, and brag about their racism!

I only live here because I get a big fat pay check, the cost of living is cheap, and I was able to build a house of my own.

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[quote]medevac
I’ve lived here all my life and have never understood the USC/Clemson angle. Some retards will even fight you over it if you’re wearing the wrong color.
[/quote]

http://www.thestate.com/sports/story/247702.html

http://www.wltx.com/sports/story.aspx?storyid=56183

How could you not love the Clemson/USC game?

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[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
medevac
I’ve lived here all my life and have never understood the USC/Clemson angle. Some retards will even fight you over it if you’re wearing the wrong color.

http://www.thestate.com/sports/story/247702.html

http://www.wltx.com/sports/story.aspx?storyid=56183

How could you not love the Clemson/USC game?[/quote]

Wasnt it last year when the football players got into a huge fight during the middle of the game. Classy. NOT!

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I know. You and your roomate make a great team.

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Is it hard to type with cupcake falling out of your mouth and onto the keyboard? Fuck bulls? Have you ever been to Texas? If not, you should. Also, it’s a rattlesnake skin hat, and it is truly as gangster as it looks. Nice stories.

Jacked Diesel wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?

Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.

Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.

I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.

I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.

Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.

yo, sweet boob job pal, your tits look great.[/quote]

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I want that 1/2 hr back. Actually, I’m not joking. Can someone get it back for me? Thnx.

BTW, when some of you mental giants respond to posts, can you not quote the 37 posts in that microconversation? Just quote the last post.

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[quote]Hidngod wrote:
BTW, when some of you mental giants respond to posts, can you not quote the 37 posts in that microconversation? Just quote the last post.[/quote]

LOL, I was thinking the same thing.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
The only way to fix things now is to give up your ass to the bartender.[/quote]

This is the only plausible solution as I see it

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are u implying that jd and texasguy are the same person… or are u just addressing two different members?

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[quote]DickBag wrote:
Dedicated wrote:

Yes sir, I do. It’s pretty obvious hotcarla and jd fancy themselves pretty witty fellers and enjoy being a little provocative and instigating and then laugh and stroke each other on everyones responses. I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.
D

dedicated, that was beautifull. never before have i witnessed such ownage on this site.

Dedicated wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
voted most hilarious response of the entire thread

this seriously had me in tears

"Now if there’s a smile on my face,
it’s only there tryin’ to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin’ you;
Now honey, that’s quite a different subject.

Now there’s some sad things known to man,
but ain’t too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
when there’s no one around."

Glad you got a laugh out of it Carl.

Take it easy,

D

damn.

you hit the nail on the head with this one.

i like the way JD avoids posts like these.

If anyone posted something like that to me while i was being a cock head attention seeker, i would be humiliated.

i think if more people responded with posts like dedicated’s then there would be alot less JD/texasguy posting here. being called out like that really is humbling. obviously JD/texasguy will continue to hide behind their “lolz you take this way to serious bro” statements but the truth is they know that theres intellectually superior guys on this site looking down on them while feeling sorry for their stupidity.

i like to respind to JD’s threads anyways though because it makes me feel good trying to make him feel like an ass.

JD is too ashamed to post his pictures because he doesnt want any one to see his face.

that is proof of the pudding, the guy KNOWS hes a silly kid.

he keeps it going because he needs some where to vent his repressed sexual insecurities.

keep it up JD/texasguy.

its good for you. its therapy, i can understand this.

but i still dislike you

im hoping our dislike for you will help you to change for the better. maybe not, who cares any ways right?? this is only the internet right? lolz lolz JD you da man. lolz lolz lmao lolz im tough, AND jacked.

c’mon guys, knock it off already im JD and you guys take this way to serious, im better than you guys your all gay. dont get mad though because that would qualify you as taking it to serious. i have the body for the seals knock it the fuck off gee wizz, stop your whining wudya???

lolz

xxx
Hidngod wrote:
BTW, when some of you mental giants respond to posts, can you not quote the 37 posts in that microconversation? Just quote the last post.

LOL, I was thinking the same thing. [/quote]

You mean when people do this it annoys you??? I’ll have to make a note of that.

Note to self: Do no quote the 37 post in that microconversation. Just quote the last post.

Okay, got it :smiley:

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oh man, dickbag you’re the man dude.

first of all, i could read three words out of every sentence you posted because your posts are so annoying, my head literally begins to hurt.

Second of all, I, at one point as a member on this forum, clicked on your profile and saw your pictures, i actually entered into a mini stroke because of how ugly your face actually is. I never thought it was possible for two peoples genes to mix with down syndrome and bells palsy, but i guess your genetic inferior parents mastered the art of retard, so congrats on being a rare species worthy of having its own wikipedia page.

If you want my pictures, then go ahead and send me a digital camera and I will be more than happy to send you all the half naked pictures of me, or any other guy you want, that it is clear you are so desperately seeking.

I look forward to reading your reply to this post so i can attempt to fight off another stroke and reply right after, once again dude, you’re the man, keep up the wit and post more sweet pics of your tight bod, gawd, ur hawt.

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[quote]BodyBldgBabe wrote:
DickBag wrote:
Dedicated wrote:

Yes sir, I do. It’s pretty obvious hotcarla and jd fancy themselves pretty witty fellers and enjoy being a little provocative and instigating and then laugh and stroke each other on everyones responses. I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.
D

dedicated, that was beautifull. never before have i witnessed such ownage on this site.

Dedicated wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
voted most hilarious response of the entire thread

this seriously had me in tears

"Now if there’s a smile on my face,
it’s only there tryin’ to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin’ you;
Now honey, that’s quite a different subject.

Now there’s some sad things known to man,
but ain’t too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
when there’s no one around."

Glad you got a laugh out of it Carl.

Take it easy,

D

damn.

you hit the nail on the head with this one.

i like the way JD avoids posts like these.

If anyone posted something like that to me while i was being a cock head attention seeker, i would be humiliated.

i think if more people responded with posts like dedicated’s then there would be alot less JD/texasguy posting here. being called out like that really is humbling. obviously JD/texasguy will continue to hide behind their “lolz you take this way to serious bro” statements but the truth is they know that theres intellectually superior guys on this site looking down on them while feeling sorry for their stupidity.

i like to respind to JD’s threads anyways though because it makes me feel good trying to make him feel like an ass.

JD is too ashamed to post his pictures because he doesnt want any one to see his face.

that is proof of the pudding, the guy KNOWS hes a silly kid.

he keeps it going because he needs some where to vent his repressed sexual insecurities.

keep it up JD/texasguy.

its good for you. its therapy, i can understand this.

but i still dislike you

im hoping our dislike for you will help you to change for the better. maybe not, who cares any ways right?? this is only the internet right? lolz lolz JD you da man. lolz lolz lmao lolz im tough, AND jacked.

c’mon guys, knock it off already im JD and you guys take this way to serious, im better than you guys your all gay. dont get mad though because that would qualify you as taking it to serious. i have the body for the seals knock it the fuck off gee wizz, stop your whining wudya???

lolz

xxx
Hidngod wrote:
BTW, when some of you mental giants respond to posts, can you not quote the 37 posts in that microconversation? Just quote the last post.

LOL, I was thinking the same thing.

You mean when people do this it annoys you??? I’ll have to make a note of that.

Note to self: Do no quote the 37 post in that microconversation. Just quote the last post.

Okay, got it :smiley:

[/quote]
LOLZ

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[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
oh man, dickbag you’re the man dude.

first of all, i could read three words out of every sentence you posted because your posts are so annoying, my head literally begins to hurt.

Second of all, I, at one point as a member on this forum, clicked on your profile and saw your pictures, i actually entered into a mini stroke because of how ugly your face actually is. I never thought it was possible for two peoples genes to mix with down syndrome and bells palsy, but i guess your genetic inferior parents mastered the art of retard, so congrats on being a rare species worthy of having its own wikipedia page.

If you want my pictures, then go ahead and send me a digital camera and I will be more than happy to send you all the half naked pictures of me, or any other guy you want, that it is clear you are so desperately seeking.

I look forward to reading your reply to this post so i can attempt to fight off another stroke and reply right after, once again dude, you’re the man, keep up the wit and post more sweet pics of your tight bod, gawd, ur hawt.[/quote]

I believe what the Bag is trying to say is…

If you are going to re-post other members photos and poke fun at them, it is common courtesy to post your own for comparison. Otherwise you come off looking like a ass.

And I cannot believe that somebody who boasts so often of his privileged upbringing does not own a simple digital camera.

And please do not pretend that you do not care what people think here, you respond at length in every one of the 30 threads you start a week.

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[quote]Hidngod wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
DickBag wrote:
Dedicated wrote:

Yes sir, I do. It’s pretty obvious hotcarla and jd fancy themselves pretty witty fellers and enjoy being a little provocative and instigating and then laugh and stroke each other on everyones responses. I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.
D

dedicated, that was beautifull. never before have i witnessed such ownage on this site.

Dedicated wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
voted most hilarious response of the entire thread

this seriously had me in tears

"Now if there’s a smile on my face,
it’s only there tryin’ to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin’ you;
Now honey, that’s quite a different subject.

Now there’s some sad things known to man,
but ain’t too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
when there’s no one around."

Glad you got a laugh out of it Carl.

Take it easy,

D

damn.

you hit the nail on the head with this one.

i like the way JD avoids posts like these.

If anyone posted something like that to me while i was being a cock head attention seeker, i would be humiliated.

i think if more people responded with posts like dedicated’s then there would be alot less JD/texasguy posting here. being called out like that really is humbling. obviously JD/texasguy will continue to hide behind their “lolz you take this way to serious bro” statements but the truth is they know that theres intellectually superior guys on this site looking down on them while feeling sorry for their stupidity.

i like to respind to JD’s threads anyways though because it makes me feel good trying to make him feel like an ass.

JD is too ashamed to post his pictures because he doesnt want any one to see his face.

that is proof of the pudding, the guy KNOWS hes a silly kid.

he keeps it going because he needs some where to vent his repressed sexual insecurities.

keep it up JD/texasguy.

its good for you. its therapy, i can understand this.

but i still dislike you

im hoping our dislike for you will help you to change for the better. maybe not, who cares any ways right?? this is only the internet right? lolz lolz JD you da man. lolz lolz lmao lolz im tough, AND jacked.

c’mon guys, knock it off already im JD and you guys take this way to serious, im better than you guys your all gay. dont get mad though because that would qualify you as taking it to serious. i have the body for the seals knock it the fuck off gee wizz, stop your whining wudya???

lolz

xxx
Hidngod wrote:
BTW, when some of you mental giants respond to posts, can you not quote the 37 posts in that microconversation? Just quote the last post.

LOL, I was thinking the same thing.

You mean when people do this it annoys you??? I’ll have to make a note of that.

Note to self: Do no quote the 37 post in that microconversation. Just quote the last post.

Okay, got it :smiley:

LOLZ
[/quote]

haha. that’s funny.