[quote]bignate wrote:
SAMA just got renamed is all… shit aint never gonna die. [/quote]
just shows that there IS a god~
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Ahh…just goggled.
You guys know way too much about those movies fer realz.[/quote]
Dude, you’re Googling the wrong shit.
You should be Googling how to please the Dark-o-licious Ninja. She just made you her bitch.[/quote]
I’m Rocky…I care not
Ninjaaa
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
By the way the girl’s in the avi, her boobs are just TOO small to be mine.
And her hands… I mean have you seen her hands?? They can crush a pair of balls without mercy.
Ehehehe…
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Thanks for clearing that up because I was just about to comment on how smokin your body is in the avitar. Oh well, I still think your body is smokin, but you already know that. Didn’t remember your tits are even bigger than that though. Those look pretty big.
Do you know when you laugh like that you sound just like the Wicked Witch of the West?[/quote]
Ha!
I was being sarcastic. You didn’t get that? Of course I can crush balls! Hahaha! ( and how do I sound like when I laugh like this?)
I’m having a second tits op soon – first was reduction, second will be total removal.
I’m going to be a real boy!!
Ehehehehe…
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Yeah I was pretty sure you actually had crushed a few pairs of balls before but that’s not important.
What is important is you need to clear up and confirm that you are joking about this breast removal nonsense. Please tell me you are bullshitting on that.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
You know what? I stopped reading after ‘’…I tied around your breast…‘’
‘Tied around my fucking breast’'??? Tied???
You really ain’t got the mind of a sadist.
I’m done with you.
Contact me when you’ve got more exciting stuff to do to me.
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You are the most gorgeous thing that I have ever set my eyes on. My life has now changed and I am now a better person because of you. My lips quiver in awe when I hear the sound of you voice. Angels cry when you are sad and your smile will someday save the world. I look forward to waking up every morning so I can bask in your everlasting glow. Love is an understatement and all words are too vage to express the love I have for you. Your genuine innocence and love is an inspiration to us all!
Ninjaaaaaaa its cute when you pretend like this…
[quote]Edevus wrote:
You are the most gorgeous thing that I have ever set my eyes on. My life has now changed and I am now a better person because of you. My lips quiver in awe when I hear the sound of you voice. Angels cry when you are sad and your smile will someday save the world. I look forward to waking up every morning so I can bask in your everlasting glow. Love is an understatement and all words are too vage to express the love I have for you. Your genuine innocence and love is an inspiration to us all![/quote]
This isn’t going to help the OP pick up any of the goth chicks I know.
I think if DN was willing to take one for the team, an DN/RV meet up could be epic.
Vamp vs. Vampire
We’ll need a new thread.
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
Rv, post a recent pic.[/quote]
X2
Oh no am i not gonna be tolerated?!?!
And i like how RV cleverly claims that the women he meets arent up to his standards and THATS why he cant get laid, when in reality the opposite is true.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Contact me when you’ve got more exciting stuff to do to me.
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How would you like steel braided wire threaded through the nostrils and puled out the mouth to form a figure eight, which would then be attached to a winch and pulley system to suspend you from the ceiling? We could even configure a small harness that wraps around the back of your head to push a lag bolt into the nerve junction at the base of your septum if you like.
Just for warm ups. Not getting all crazy or anything.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Choking would be the close to a long and drawn out stalking foreplay for my pretty little girl.
Id slam you on a gravel and glass shard covered road and watch your lovely head bounce off the pavement. Your pants ripped off and legs pineed tight to my body…feet over my shoulders…fucking you as your back is shredded from the glass and rock your shirtless back rests on.[/quote]
You’re so sick.
But not sick enough. All what you wrote hardly made me wet. I just felt a lil’ bit warm that’s all.
Your cock better be long, motherfucker. [/quote]
Sweet child…
Cold glass digging in your flesh doesn’t excite you?
Good. This little torture game isn’t meant for your enjoyment.
Dragging you through the road by chains I’ve tied around your breasts to my isolated motel room…you’ll learn what sickness actually means.
You’ll be suspended from the ceiling by ragged dead snakes…your feet above a footbath of nails and seat salt…
I will wait for you to fall before we start playing
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Yeah…
This whole SM pervert things sounds like a lot of work…
What was wrong with getting slightly drunk, pummeling the lady in question into submission and go to sleep?
Damn overachievers…
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Contact me when you’ve got more exciting stuff to do to me.
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How would you like steel braided wire threaded through the nostrils and puled out the mouth to form a figure eight, which would then be attached to a winch and pulley system to suspend you from the ceiling? We could even configure a small harness that wraps around the back of your head to push a lag bolt into the nerve junction at the base of your septum if you like.
Just for warm ups. Not getting all crazy or anything.
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That, on the other hand, has artistic integrity…
[quote]Cuso wrote:
[quote]Edevus wrote:
You are the most gorgeous thing that I have ever set my eyes on. My life has now changed and I am now a better person because of you. My lips quiver in awe when I hear the sound of you voice. Angels cry when you are sad and your smile will someday save the world. I look forward to waking up every morning so I can bask in your everlasting glow. Love is an understatement and all words are too vage to express the love I have for you. Your genuine innocence and love is an inspiration to us all![/quote]
This isn’t going to help the OP pick up any of the goth chicks I know.[/quote]
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Contact me when you’ve got more exciting stuff to do to me.
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How would you like steel braided wire threaded through the nostrils and puled out the mouth to form a figure eight, which would then be attached to a winch and pulley system to suspend you from the ceiling? We could even configure a small harness that wraps around the back of your head to push a lag bolt into the nerve junction at the base of your septum if you like.
Just for warm ups. Not getting all crazy or anything.
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And here I was just about to “friend” you…[/quote]
Too methodical?
Dang it. I gotta remember that evisceration is a very visceral venture.
I’m gonna friend you anyways.
well now…