Douchebag Shows Off His Fake Muscles

[quote]Spriont wrote:
What about the wheels?[/quote]

They’re metal … it was a risky procedure but it was worth it…

[quote]Spriont wrote:
What about the wheels?[/quote]

Nah man. Its not worth it. No one looks at legs anyway

[quote]Spriont wrote:
What about the wheels?[/quote]

hahahaha X2

this dude seriously has nicer tits than I do… wow.
and wtf. his deltoids seriously creep me out.

I also couldn’t finish the whole vid.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
A question just occurred to me. Why are South American women so awesome and the men are such douchbags?[/quote]

why does women like douchebags ??

so many questions yet so little answers[/quote]

Because jerks/douche-bags are not afraid to a bitch “NO!”

[quote]melanieamber12 wrote:

this dude seriously has nicer tits than I do…[/quote]

Lettuce be the judges of that.

[quote]Neospartan wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
A question just occurred to me. Why are South American women so awesome and the men are such douchbags?[/quote]

why does women like douchebags ??

so many questions yet so little answers[/quote]

Because jerks/douche-bags are not afraid to a bitch “NO!”[/quote]

Is this ability to utter “no” to a “bitch” strictly reserved for jerks/douche-bags or can any man with a little testicular fortitude utter such a phrase in the presence of the fairer of the species without being dubbed a “jerk” or “douche-bag”? You see my inquire lies in my tendency to utter this “dreadful” word towards the woman whom I now have relations with quite often in all manner of context and am curious if I am perceived to be a jerk or douche-bag because of it. I have always fancied myself a rather rational gentleman and this sudden turn of events has created a tempest of thoughts racing around in my mind! You see, I have this disdain for dispicable jerks and baggers of douche and it would be most disheartening to learn I am such as they just for exercising free will in disagreement with the fairer of the sex. Please send your response expeditiously. It is of the gravest of consequences and I must have the answer.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Neospartan wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
A question just occurred to me. Why are South American women so awesome and the men are such douchbags?[/quote]

why does women like douchebags ??

so many questions yet so little answers[/quote]

Because jerks/douche-bags are not afraid to a bitch “NO!”[/quote]

Is this ability to utter “no” to a “bitch” strictly reserved for jerks/douche-bags or can any man with a little testicular fortitude utter such a phrase in the presence of the fairer of the species without being dubbed a “jerk” or “douche-bag”? You see my inquire lies in my tendency to utter this “dreadful” word towards the woman whom I now have relations with quite often in all manner of context and am curious if I am perceived to be a jerk or douche-bag because of it. I have always fancied myself a rather rational gentleman and this sudden turn of events has created a tempest of thoughts racing around in my mind! You see, I have this disdain for dispicable jerks and baggers of douche and it would be most disheartening to learn I am such as they just for exercising free will in disagreement with the fairer of the sex. Please send your response expeditiously. It is of the gravest of consequences and I must have the answer.[/quote]

I don’t know whether to lol, or write fail…either way…A for effort.

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Neospartan wrote:

[quote]jasmincar wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
A question just occurred to me. Why are South American women so awesome and the men are such douchbags?[/quote]

why does women like douchebags ??

so many questions yet so little answers[/quote]

Because jerks/douche-bags are not afraid to a bitch “NO!”[/quote]

Is this ability to utter “no” to a “bitch” strictly reserved for jerks/douche-bags or can any man with a little testicular fortitude utter such a phrase in the presence of the fairer of the species without being dubbed a “jerk” or “douche-bag”? You see my inquire lies in my tendency to utter this “dreadful” word towards the woman whom I now have relations with quite often in all manner of context and am curious if I am perceived to be a jerk or douche-bag because of it. I have always fancied myself a rather rational gentleman and this sudden turn of events has created a tempest of thoughts racing around in my mind! You see, I have this disdain for dispicable jerks and baggers of douche and it would be most disheartening to learn I am such as they just for exercising free will in disagreement with the fairer of the sex. Please send your response expeditiously. It is of the gravest of consequences and I must have the answer.[/quote]

I don’t know whether to lol, or write fail…either way…A for effort.[/quote]

laser show, Sen, laser show

This synthol shit must be awesome!! Where do I get some?

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:

[quote]jormanders74 wrote:

[quote]Otep wrote:

[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:
say what you want, he still looks better than 90% of the people posting on this site.
[/quote]

No dude. Just no.

I know people have a low opinion of the people that post on this site, but the brazilian gentleman in the OP does not look better than 90% of the people posting on this site. If he posted on here, he’d be just another two-week kid trying to find a source in the steroids forum that ventured off into GAL and used shitty english.[/quote]

yeah this isn’t bodybuilding.com
[/quote]

sarcasm eludes you both[/quote]

haha, well i’ve seen enough 1’s and 2’s on “rate my physique” to make that a plausible insult

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]melanieamber12 wrote:

this dude seriously has nicer tits than I do…[/quote]

Lettuce be the judges of that.[/quote]

hahahaha

[quote]Mettahl wrote:

All I have to say is if that’s you and you did a parody of king douchebags video, well sir you are AWSOME .

V

Yeah lol, that’s my version of the douche bag dance.