Douche Bag Housemate

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[quote]malonetd wrote:

This is horrible advice!! He’s a college student. Don’t tell him to grow up.

Hey kid, get sweet revenge on this guy. Enjoy your college years. Hell, drop a couple classes and extend the fun. Never grow up too much. Enjoy life and always find the humor in everything, including revenge and penis jokes.[/quote]

It may not be in the college spirit or whatever, but this thread is much like this one http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1032203&pageNo=1#1033716.

Both threads start with a story of a “wronged” T-Nation reader who I suspect knows he’s in the wrong, but instead of admitting it he comes to T-Nation for validation that he did the right thing. (Incidentally, by asking us to help him take revenge he assumes that we agree he’s been wronged which, for me, in both cases, is incorrect.)

I get the feeling, and regular readers may be able to back me up on this, that more and more people act like douchebags and then come here for a cuddle and someone to coo in their ear that they are the wronged party when they’re not.

And if you want some evidence that such posters are never telling you the whole story, note the subtle changes between explanations:

njworkoutguy originally posted: “im a college student and threw one hell of a kick ass party”

When replying to my slapdown he wrote: “no way it was his party too”.

That’s why he should takle some responsibility,

Jesus Christ, njwankoutguy, grow some frickin testicles. It was your party, now it’s your problem.

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[quote]David Murtagh wrote:
stuff… [/quote]

I didn’t read the other thread you posted so I can’t comment on that. As far as regular readers, well, I’d like to think I am one and I have been around for a while now. I’m not trying to coddle or coo him, but I disagree with you telling him to grow up. He’s in college, he should have fun and play pranks and get drunk.

Maybe we interpreted his original post differently, but it didn’t sound like he was looking for justification or coddling. I thought he was just looking for revenge advice, and I think that’s great. There are few things greater than a well played plan for revenge.

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Of course, I could be wrong.

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wipe your ass on his pillow and reset wipe side down.

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Jerkoff on his pillow and take a picture of the aftermath. A few days later…show him the picture.

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[quote]David Murtagh wrote:
…
I get the feeling, and regular readers may be able to back me up on this, that more and more people act like douchebags and then come here for a cuddle and someone to coo in their ear that they are the wronged party when they’re not.

… [/quote]

Seems to happen all the time.

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Tell the douchebag the truth that the other douche let them bone on his bed. If he calls you a liar, so be it. You told him the truth and that’s what matters. Maybe the one dude is jealous that complete strangers are getting more action in his bed than he is. Tell douchebag to get over it.

If you still want to get revenge, use one of the following options:

  1. Jerk off in his shampoo and don’t tell him. Then only you know and get the satisfaction of knowing that everytime he showers you are getting revenge.

  2. Put dog shit under his car door handle. Makes for a great early morning suprise when they are rushing to get to school or work

  3. Wait til he gets drunk and passes out then teabag him.

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[quote]purdiver wrote:
Use his tooth brush to clean the toilet. If he has a different bathroom then you, go upper deck on him (shit in the tank of the toilet, not the bowl)[/quote]

I was gonna call for an upper decker too, IF you don’t share a bathroom.

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Yall are some GRIMEY ass mother fuckers!

Damn!

I like the other ideas but the toothbrush on toilet seat just pisses me off. Too many females use that one, trust me.

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I agree with the skillet one. Shit in a skillet and put it in his wardrobe.

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Isn’t “teabagging” popular with the kids these days? I’d say a good teabagging is in order.

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correct me if i’m wrong, but isn’t teabagging dropping your nutsack in the passed out guys mouth?

if so… well, that seems a little gay to me.

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You and the your friend (the second person to get blamed for the sex in the room) should get the little fucker who lied back.

I would suggest: Get two bars of soap and wrap them in towels, go into the fuckers room when he is sleeping and quietly sneak up to his bed, one on each side. Then quickly kneel on his covers so they are pinned to the mattress, put some tape over his mouth (make sure you don;t cover his nose too, you don;t want the guy to die!) and start battering him with the soap bar filled towels… Then leave the room and deny anything ever happened. Oh and before leaving make sure you whisper in his ear not to lie again…

You’ll feel satisfied… :slight_smile:

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Why don’t you just chloroform him and fuck him up the ass in front of all your housemates? That should set him straight.

No, it’s not gay if it’s for revenge.

DB

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HOLY shit guys! this shit is too funny, and its too early in the AM for me to read this LOL

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Why don’t you just chloroform him and fuck him up the ass in front of all your housemates? That should set him straight.

No, it’s not gay if it’s for revenge.

DB[/quote]

Holy shit that was a good one.

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just buy him some vagisil, that should set the record straight.

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And if you want some evidence that such posters are never telling you the whole story, note the subtle changes between explanations:

njworkoutguy originally posted: “im a college student and threw one hell of a kick ass party”

When replying to my slapdown he wrote: “no way it was his party too”.

That’s why he should takle some responsibility,

Jesus Christ, njwankoutguy, grow some frickin testicles. It was your party, now it’s your problem. [/quote]

ok it was officially “WE” who threw the party I accidently wrote “I”, all apologies, I just want to get back at the dick in a funny way for blaming me. What is so wrong with this? The last thing I would want to do is come on an internet message board to make myself feel better. If you have any remotly funny ideas I welcome them.

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[quote]algian wrote:
You and the your friend (the second person to get blamed for the sex in the room) should get the little fucker who lied back.

I would suggest: Get two bars of soap and wrap them in towels, go into the fuckers room when he is sleeping and quietly sneak up to his bed, one on each side. Then quickly kneel on his covers so they are pinned to the mattress, put some tape over his mouth (make sure you don;t cover his nose too, you don;t want the guy to die!) and start battering him with the soap bar filled towels… Then leave the room and deny anything ever happened. Oh and before leaving make sure you whisper in his ear not to lie again…

You’ll feel satisfied… :slight_smile:
[/quote]

You been watching ‘Scum’ or something ?

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[quote]dr stig wrote:
You been watching ‘Scum’ or something ?[/quote]

Nope- full metal jacket.