This has definitely got to be one of the more hilarious and ridiculous ones! LMAO @ worrying about not being able to shoot ropes.
A friend of mine once brought this up in conversation. So the rest of my buddies and I decide to fuck with him, and complain about how we had to nail our cum rag to the ceiling because when we were jerking off in bed it hit the celling and ruined the drywall.
He looked horrified with a wave of self-doubt, not just about volume, but about velocity. I’m sure he tried it and it just fell on him, so he had to take a shower.
Eventually we all confessed, and he was justifiably pissed off.
