Do I Sound Like Eminem?

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
What fucking purpose do you even serve? I mean shit, yeah I don’t contribute a whole lot to this forum but I’m here for a reason. You? Shit man, where do I even begin? Your threads are fail, your hub is empty, and from what I’ve read in your posts, you’re completely full of shit.

VERY VERY RARELY do I get involved with kind of troll bullshit because it’s like getting skunked. You wash and wash and wash and never quite get rid of the rancid funk from the fetid fucking swamp you crawled out of.

GET OUT. The internet doesn’t want you, we certainly don’t want you, and I don’t ever want to read another thread about how you like to wack off to photoshopped pictures of your friends.

If you’re not a troll then you need to sit back and seriously evaluate your life. You’re asking complete strangers dating advice and…whatever the FUCK this thread is supposed to be about…and this…seems normal to you? Really?

Go outside.

If you ARE a troll, well then do your thing. Continue to fuck with people, smile to yourself, and try to ignore the nagging thought that this is the only way people will ever pay attention to you.[/quote]

Don’t you think you were a little harsh there? I mean so what if this swash-buckling ass-pirate homo may be a troll? Clearly he is the victim of a massive case of mongoloidism, is very likely the aborted fetus/lovechild of Mao Tse-Tung and John Wayne Gacy, and he probably has a gaping-wide vagina that may or may not be the cause of vicomte’s blue/green spittle.

Yes, it is a good possibility that his asshole (which probably resembles the jar of peanut butter I am currently eating out of with my bare hands) is ravaged with herpes, his incoherent fagotry that he passes off for clever posts is the result of the slow deterioration of his brain after fucking his syphillitic, dead grandmother’s corpse…and he’s probably Mormon to boot.

But come on, the fact that this Nancy has such low self-esteem and a sense of humor far, far worse than mine (which has been established as being so low as to be undetectable at times) is obviously the fault of the pedophile priests he was undoubtedly raised by as a youth, some six months ago. After all, despite what you or I may think deep down inside, babbling reTARDs deserve love too, especially when his brother/father apparently only provided it to him in the form of regular ass-rapes with a hockey stick.

You’re a crude, crude man for sinking so low as to kick a helpless single-cell dumbfuck like this guy when she’s down. I knew you were capable of it, but I didn’t think you’d actually say all that awful stuff about her.

LOL WTF why?

WOW

I just wasted time I think…

Keep spittin’ that hot fayah, keep recordin’ that slick shit and I’ll be sure to setup a track with my boy.

Hey guys he is probably a little mentally ill right now just be nice and he will recover.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
What fucking purpose do you even serve? I mean shit, yeah I don’t contribute a whole lot to this forum but I’m here for a reason. You? Shit man, where do I even begin? Your threads are fail, your hub is empty, and from what I’ve read in your posts, you’re completely full of shit.

VERY VERY RARELY do I get involved with kind of troll bullshit because it’s like getting skunked. You wash and wash and wash and never quite get rid of the rancid funk from the fetid fucking swamp you crawled out of.

GET OUT. The internet doesn’t want you, we certainly don’t want you, and I don’t ever want to read another thread about how you like to wack off to photoshopped pictures of your friends.

If you’re not a troll then you need to sit back and seriously evaluate your life. You’re asking complete strangers dating advice and…whatever the FUCK this thread is supposed to be about…and this…seems normal to you? Really?

Go outside.

If you ARE a troll, well then do your thing. Continue to fuck with people, smile to yourself, and try to ignore the nagging thought that this is the only way people will ever pay attention to you.[/quote]

Don’t you think you were a little harsh there? I mean so what if this swash-buckling ass-pirate homo may be a troll? Clearly he is the victim of a massive case of mongoloidism, is very likely the aborted fetus/lovechild of Mao Tse-Tung and John Wayne Gacy, and he probably has a gaping-wide vagina that may or may not be the cause of vicomte’s blue/green spittle.

Yes, it is a good possibility that his asshole (which probably resembles the jar of peanut butter I am currently eating out of with my bare hands) is ravaged with herpes, his incoherent fagotry that he passes off for clever posts is the result of the slow deterioration of his brain after fucking his syphillitic, dead grandmother’s corpse…and he’s probably Mormon to boot.

But come on, the fact that this Nancy has such low self-esteem and a sense of humor far, far worse than mine (which has been established as being so low as to be undetectable at times) is obviously the fault of the pedophile priests he was undoubtedly raised by as a youth, some six months ago. After all, despite what you or I may think deep down inside, babbling reTARDs deserve love too, especially when his brother/father apparently only provided it to him in the form of regular ass-rapes with a hockey stick.

You’re a crude, crude man for sinking so low as to kick a helpless single-cell dumbfuck like this guy when she’s down. I knew you were capable of it, but I didn’t think you’d actually say all that awful stuff about her.[/quote]

Haha, now THIS was funny.

Damn this thread is from 2002. Who bumped this?

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
Damn this thread is from 2002. Who bumped this?[/quote]

OP registration is 09

[quote]Mackk wrote:
Keep spittin’ that hot fayah, keep recordin’ that slick shit and I’ll be sure to setup a track with my boy.

Please tell me this is a parody.

Please.

[quote]Mackk wrote:

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
Damn this thread is from 2002. Who bumped this?[/quote]

OP registration is 09[/quote]

Yeah, like anyone sounded like Eminem back in '02.

[quote]Otep wrote:

[quote]Mackk wrote:
Keep spittin’ that hot fayah, keep recordin’ that slick shit and I’ll be sure to setup a track with my boy.

Please tell me this is a parody.

Please.[/quote]

A parody of what? This is the hottest EMCEE to break out of the drug slingin’ game to spit hot fire at all the haters, if thats a parody then yes…this man is a mah’fuckin parody.

[quote]Mackk wrote:

[quote]Otep wrote:

[quote]Mackk wrote:
Keep spittin’ that hot fayah, keep recordin’ that slick shit and I’ll be sure to setup a track with my boy.

Please tell me this is a parody.

Please.[/quote]

A parody of what? This is the hottest EMCEE to break out of the drug slingin’ game to spit hot fire at all the haters, if thats a parody then yes…this man is a mah’fuckin parody.[/quote]

lol wut?

[quote]Otep wrote:

[quote]Mackk wrote:
Keep spittin’ that hot fayah, keep recordin’ that slick shit and I’ll be sure to setup a track with my boy.

Please tell me this is a parody.

Please.[/quote]

it must be… but i sincerely hope its not

[quote]TD54 wrote:

[quote]Otep wrote:

[quote]Mackk wrote:
Keep spittin’ that hot fayah, keep recordin’ that slick shit and I’ll be sure to setup a track with my boy.

Please tell me this is a parody.

Please.[/quote]

it must be… but i sincerely hope its not[/quote]

[quote]Mackk wrote:

[quote]TD54 wrote:

[quote]Otep wrote:

[quote]Mackk wrote:
Keep spittin’ that hot fayah, keep recordin’ that slick shit and I’ll be sure to setup a track with my boy.

Please tell me this is a parody.

Please.[/quote]

it must be… but i sincerely hope its not[/quote]
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[quote]jdinatale wrote:
edit: mods keep this thread wide open, just like my asshole, so I can continue to take the abuse I so clearly and deservingly have opened myself up to, please[/quote]

Fixed for accuracy

[quote]Otep wrote:

[quote]Mackk wrote:

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
Damn this thread is from 2002. Who bumped this?[/quote]

OP registration is 09[/quote]

Yeah, like anyone sounded like Eminem back in '02.[/quote]

Oh shit, I don’t know how this got posted in this thread.