Politics is reduced to a cartoon level of existence… how sad.
Yeah, Vroom, but then, consider that this guy’s namesake thought it would be a good idea to exterminate half a billion Chinese and turn the Middle Kingdom into a pasture.
To people like this, the world probably looks like a very uncomplicated, black-and-white kind of place.
But I’ll bet he gets so much ass…
Haaahahahahahaha!
[quote]vroom wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
Riiiight!
As long as the liberal believes in the freedom you want. Ask a liberal about owning a gun and see how free they want you to be!
There is this funny thing known as the right to bear arms… ?
You should try reading the constitution some time bub.
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I agree with you, but many “liberals” don’t support the constitution in that manner. I’m glad to hear that you are on the right (correct) side this time. Not about liberal and conservative, but about preserving personal freedoms or removing them.
Old but interesting:
Conservatives should be thankful for liberals
Frank gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure they are safe and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer?s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance?now Frank gets it, too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Frank?s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat-packing industry.
In the morning shower, Frank reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what and how much of it he was putting on his body.
Frank dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation.
Frank begins his workday. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. If Frank is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he?ll get worker?s compensation or unemployment because of some stupid liberal.
It?s noontime and Frank needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Frank?s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Frank?s money.
Frank has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Frank and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
Frank gets home from work. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.
Frank visits his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Frank wouldn?t have to.
Frank gets back in his car for the ride home and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn?t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Frank enjoys throughout his day.
Frank agrees: “We don?t need those big government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I?m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Very nice.[/quote]
“…he doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit …”
Not true and a mischaracterization but it is just as ridiculous as the right wingnuts claiming that liberals are bad.
[quote]Marmadogg wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Very nice.
“…he doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit …”
Not true and a mischaracterization but it is just as ridiculous as the right wingnuts claiming that liberals are bad.
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Liberals are bad because most of their women are ugly!
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Marmadogg wrote:
Old but interesting:
Conservatives should be thankful for liberals
Frank gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure they are safe and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer?s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance?now Frank gets it, too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Frank?s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat-packing industry.
In the morning shower, Frank reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what and how much of it he was putting on his body.
Frank dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation.
Frank begins his workday. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. If Frank is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he?ll get worker?s compensation or unemployment because of some stupid liberal.
It?s noontime and Frank needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Frank?s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Frank?s money.
Frank has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Frank and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
Frank gets home from work. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.
Frank visits his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Frank wouldn?t have to.
Frank gets back in his car for the ride home and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn?t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Frank enjoys throughout his day.
Frank agrees: “We don?t need those big government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I?m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”
Very nice.[/quote]
Of course an evil conservative businessman imported his coffee, made his coffee maker, made his clothes, made his medicine etc.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Of course an evil conservative businessman imported his coffee, made his coffee maker, made his clothes, made his medicine etc.
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You mean there aren’t any evil liberal businessmen? 